I saw a couple of real life odd and taught i shuld share it wit u guys enjoy

When i was 21 i was at a press confrence and i really had to use the bathroom. I asked if i could go but they told me i had to wait i was trying to hold it in. I got up then i could not hold it any longer i started to pee my pants i was so embarresed i could not stop the flow of my urine. i had peed a waterfall and my boss was staring at me but i was not done. i tried to hold in the rest but i pooped my pants it was diarrehea i was so mortified. I was farting i was so embarrased. My boss escorted me out with a big brown stain on the back of my pants i got fired that day. It was awful.

so i am a 13
year old guy and one day im
feeling very Hot and i had
just finished reading an
annoying book that our class
was assigned so i decided to
go under my covers and rub
my dick. suddenly my dad
comes in my room and says, "'
what are you doing?!'" i come
out from under my covers and
remmember, " O SH!T i didnt
close my door. Then my dad
says, why is your door open? i
say in a small voice sorry i
didnt close it he then closes
my door. i just lie there
embarassed like hell. thats my
story

Ok so I was
in a university lecture, well not
quite I was in one of the lab
rooms and across the room
was this STUNNING blond,
after about 20 mins I had to
go to the toilet to masterbate
as my boner was annoying me,
when I got in I sat down on
the toilet had a piss, shit then
started to tug, I realised I
was in there for quite a while
so for some reason I decided
to perch on the toilet seat
incase anyone looked under to
see if anyone was inside and
my foot slipped in the toilet
into my shit no joke and was
in there for about an hour
cleaning it off with people
walkin in and out. not good.

if u laughed and u want me to continue JUST COMMENT

Imagine!You come here to tell us the story of how you pee, poo and masturbate?
Nonsense! Rubbish!

Getout jor......

Is this a joke or what?



Bush pig!

MOGUL.O:
Imagine!You come here to tell us the story of how you pee, poo and masturbate?
Nonsense! Rubbish!

Getout jor......

Is this a joke or what?



Bush pig!

it's either u cant read or u are blind.did i eva say it was me? CASTRATED ZOMBIE

MOGUL.O:
Imagine!You come here to tell us the story of how you pee, poo and masturbate?
Nonsense! Rubbish!

Getout jor......

Is this a joke or what?



Bush pig!

who snd u

hmmm