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Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by djcrooky(m): 1:46pm On Nov 21, 2007
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date,



I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.


I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.


I used to come here all the time with my ex.


Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.


I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.


It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
Re: Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by Emperoh(m): 1:53pm On Nov 21, 2007
Why una dey like go copy oyibo joke put here for us. It doesn't work with our system so stop it. D R Y.
Re: Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by kronkykay(m): 1:09am On Nov 22, 2007
NAIRALAND----BLACKMAN'S FORUM=BLACKMAN'S JOKE

Crazy mentality!

@poster

don't mind em, tried it once and all i got was an axe on my neck

kip it black if u wanna remain on the forum with ur fingers on the keyboard.
Re: Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by ituen(m): 11:06am On Nov 22, 2007
Rhymy Kronky
Re: Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by coopedro(m): 11:21am On Nov 22, 2007
sorry o it wont work with Nigerian babes.
Re: Djcrooky's Tips On How To Riun A Date by coopedro(m): 11:23am On Nov 22, 2007
djcrooky:

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date,



I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.


I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.


I used to come here all the time with my ex.


Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.


I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.


It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
u'll be wasting ur time doing all these.

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