Naija Mentality:::
_All softdrinks are called mineral'
_All Fathers came first position
while @ school.
_India beat nigeria 99~1 because the
... ball was turnin 2 Lion
_If ur wealth start reducing its ur
village people dat are doing u.
-Rice and stew....Every sunday
afternoon.
... -Every commodity outside Africa
is original.
-Anybody with Aids got it through
sex.
-she's a calabar girl' chai" she go
sabi do...."
-Every seasonin cube is maggi.
_-U must finish D rice b4 u touch d
meat
_-Every toothpaste na maclean.
_Every insecticide na Fleet
-Every detergent na omo.
_-Any rich hausa is an Alhaji', D
poor ones na Aboki' shuo"
-U smoke u are an armed robber!
-_If u find money on d floor,pee
on it b4 pickin it up,unless u turn
2 Yam!
_only science students are smart
-Once u travel overseas u most
be
very rich.as if they share money
on the plane
_-Drogba use juju tie Torres 4
leg'lol
_-Every Girl dat plays and jokes
with a boy, has slept with him.
-U must buy bread when
travelling'
-_when u loose a tooth,throw it
on the roof of d house,and run
round the house 7 times"
-Every noodle is called indomie"...DM