His wife dropd him @ d abuja airport 2board d Dana plane
goin 2Lagos
He Pingd his wife afta few mins dt he has boarded&den
switch off his fone
He turn bak&went 2pass d nyt @ his mistres' place.
D wife heard d news of Dana crash n blivd he's dead&was
arrangin wt d family on how 2go&claim his corpse in Lagos
den he showd up n giv dis confession
Wat shud d wife do? Go n tank d mistres or fight him
4cheating on her

Lmao... OMG! Geez! Did this really happen? So for once infidelty does pay...

On a more serious note though, your sins will always find you out and some times in ways you never would have imagined, and I say this with no disrespect to the departed victims of the doomed flight. He's alive, but should be thoroughly rebuked and appropriate disciplinary action meted out by all concerned parties for his infidelity.