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Best Response.hehehe by adamse(f): 12:35am On Jun 12, 2012
Men please respect your babes/wife
Wife : Come help me plant my chillies.
Husband : What do u think I am? A
gardener?
Wife : Come fix the toilet drain.
Husband : What do u think I am? A plumber?
Wife : Come fix the door handle.
Husband : What do u think I am? A
carpenter?
The husband went out...,But when he came
back, he saw that everything was fixed.
The chilli garden, toilet drain & the door
handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbor's son, but he
gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a meat pie or have sex
with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a meat pie !
Wife : What do u think I am? Mr biggs ??

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Re: Best Response.hehehe by Exponental(m): 10:20am On Jun 12, 2012
wife just admitted she is a w+h+o+r+e
Re: Best Response.hehehe by Nobody: 10:27am On Jun 12, 2012
Exponental: wife just admitted she is a w+h+o+r+e


Falasy!

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