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If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 6:39pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
If I where God for a minute . I will turn fuel to water. if I where God for just a minute.. all humankind will have wings to fly. If I where God for a minute. All de minsters and Governor, will be my gate man, Governor wives will be my cooker. if I where God for just a minute, nigeria will be heaven. Cameroon will turn to hell fire. If I where God for a minute NL will be de best social network. if I where God for a minute tonto dike, rita , rihanna, okoye, lady gaga etc all will be my house help.=)). Me I de heaven, where u de? Plz don't spoil de fun |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by nikkyshyne(f): 7:52pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Hmmmm... Boko Haram, Armed Robbers, Kidnappers, Assassins, Ritualist and any other life killers wld board a plane and I cause my angels to depart from them. Plane wil develop a mechanical fault and ((((BOOM)))) EXPLOSION IN THE AIR. Dust my fingers off But God is a merciful God. |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 8:40pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
I trust u na |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 8:44pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: Hmmmm...baby i trus u=)) |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:06pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
This is blasphemy i say. |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 9:38pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Hmmmmmm |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by valicious1(m): 11:03pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: This is blasphemy i say.Guy na monastry fit ur kin person. How e take be blasphemy? As for me if I b God 4 a second I go cari hypocrites lyk u lock 4 dongeon 4 one billion years.lol 1 Like |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by nikkyshyne(f): 11:48pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
valicious1:Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Seconded by me. |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 8:18am On Jun 18, 2012 |
Hahahaha una wan kill me abi, nawa o abi angle na. In fact if I where God for a minute, all de witches, sat an,evil men, I will send them to KiriKiri Prison Yard for life. Boko I will turn them to chicken pepper soup=)) |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Leegoguy(m): 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
........** If i were God for a minute, i will bring back the colonia master to restore Nigeria because they are the founder of Nigeria's problem... I will turn all the turn all the hausa's to chicken and disintegrate then from Nigeria because they are the tools being used by the colonia master to disintegrate Nigeria.. I will turn Nigeria to Britain and turn the Britain to Nigeria.... I will turn all the bad leaDers to cow... ........** If i were God for a minute, i will bring back the colonia master to restore Nigeria because they are the founder of Nigeria's problem... I will turn all the turn all the hausa's to chicken and disintegrate then from Nigeria because they are the tools being used by the colonia master to disintegrate Nigeria.. I will turn Nigeria to Britain and turn the Britain to Nigeria.... I will turn all the bad leaDers to cow... |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Lisa1: 3:41pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
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Re: If I Where God For A Minute by ilhama(f): 3:49pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Samtimes,u think b/4 u say samtins,do u think its only yoruba dat are on n/l.U are dat type dat cn cause problem b/w tribes. |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Leegoguy(m): 12:58am On Jun 20, 2012 |
ilhama: Samtimes,u think b/4 u say samtins,do u think its only yoruba dat are on n/l.U are dat type dat cn cause problem b/w tribes. sorry if i cause trouble is your heart.. I speak from what i learnt i think you also should follow your heart and post your own!! |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Murphy7h4: 8:08am On Jun 20, 2012 |
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Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 2:18pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
Sorry sir, |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by sutoboy(m): 8:21pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
If I where or if I were? Hmmm,u can't even act likt a devil |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by Exponental(m): 7:46am On Jun 24, 2012 |
If I were God 4 a minute, I will put fear in d hearts of nigeria politician n weaken d courage of BH. |
Re: If I Where God For A Minute by izenco2005(m): 2:54pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Hmmmmmmm |
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