Guys, what are the embarrassing and stupid lines and words you have used to toast a lady and ladies what are some you've heard from a guy

a guy once said to me ' babe you have a different and special fair complexion'. I was like ' that rubbish didnt just come from you'

lets hear it

So you want to shagg or what?

Babe how was market in Allen yesterday?

Ur face look familier, hv we mnt bfor

Wtf

Is it a mechnic dat made ur hair. God i almost died.

Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?

sexkillz: You look very ridiculous and recognizable. . .

Are you chioma's younger sister?

You look like your mother, are you her daughter?

Lmao!!!!
This aint true

Mynd_44: Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?

Was that you or tellmumu?

ijebabe:
Was that you or tellmumu?

I have no idea

Were u not the girl that mrs olowookere beat yesterday? Lol

sweeery are u related to Beyansi.. It usually works: truss me..Gurantee!!

Lamest chat up line ' I think we've met before,so what's the name?'...I was like seriously

when are we going to Yaba left to see your parents?

Ogamgil: Is it a mechnic dat made ur hair. God i almost died.

ROTFLMAO

the girl beside u is a cutie..how old is she

babe,you are beauty.
Can we hang about?

sexkillz: You look very ridiculous and recognizable. . .

Are you chioma's younger sister?

You look like your mother, are you her daughter?

i don die..

lmao

Ogamgil: Is it a mechnic dat made ur hair. God i almost died.

eeewww...

sowie ooo..lmao

slimyem: babe,you are beauty.
Can we hang about?

The guy try oooo.

once told a gal 'will you marry me' she was hell shocked

Just lied to this girl that i ve never lied to a girl.

mashnino:

eeewww...

sowie ooo..lmao

oh thanks ive goten over it. I losn d hair immediatly i dint knw it was dat bad.

ive seen dose ass somewhere, can u remind me please

youre nigerian? im nigerian- gimme your number! kmt!

Don't you think i'm doing you a favor by coming to woo you

Erm, you've got the biggest batty ever, can I get to know your batty?

queensmith: youre nigerian? im nigerian- gimme your number! kmt!

Use that a couple of times for naija chics who think man's from JA lol...

Don't lie, it worked on you init??

baby, tell me of your dream, your aspirations and your phone number

Damn!! Those ti/ts trying to escape are trying to get to know me, I think you should do the same.

Damn! I used to be rude and funny as fvck, but some girls love that ish..