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Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 2:08pm On Jun 26, 2012
BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky winners stand d chance of a lifetime to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES. How to enter: Drink a glass of ogogoro, kai kai alomo or dry gin and slap a soldier man in uniform:| and you can be one of the THREE LUCKY WINNERS to win FANTASTIC prizes like. (1)Bandages (2)Neck guards (3)Crouches (walking aid) (4) a trip to a five star medical centre and LOTS MORE!!!:p Remember d more soldiers you slap, the greater your chance of winning, so HURRY now!! Offer last till u get beaten up, so go get it started!! See HOSPITALS, PRISON YARDS and Newspapers for more details*
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 2:14pm On Jun 26, 2012
u don post joke for ur mind be that abi embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Chokolee(m): 2:16pm On Jun 26, 2012
ROTFLOL..too funny abeg
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 26, 2012
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cindyrella: BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky winners stand d chance of a lifetime to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES. How to enter: Drink a glass of ogogoro, kai kai alomo or dry gin and slap a soldier man in uniform:| and you can be one of the THREE LUCKY WINNERS to win FANTASTIC prizes like. (1)Bandages (2)Neck guards (3)Crouches (walking aid) (4) a trip to a five star medical centre and LOTS MORE!!!:p Remember d more soldiers you slap, the greater your chance of winning, so HURRY now!! Offer last till u get beaten up, so go get it started!! See HOSPITALS, PRISON YARDS and Newspapers for more details*
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jun 26, 2012
Cindy, this is a horrible joke and I'm utterly disappointed! angry Get into my room! grin

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Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 2:29pm On Jun 26, 2012
bunmioguns: u don post joke for ur mind be that abi embarassed embarassed embarassed

For where u see say I call am joke? If u no wan win abeg shift! angry
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 2:36pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26: Cindy, this is a horrible joke and I'm utterly disappointed! angry Get into my room! grin

Funny, I was kinda expecting you to say this grin

Which room? Abeg lemme oh rumour has it the last babe that entered ur room came out with kraw kraw in her anus I don't want to fall a victim tongue
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Tsmooth1(m): 2:36pm On Jun 26, 2012
This isnt funny at all, it is even irritating and childish. How old u b sef?
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 2:39pm On Jun 26, 2012
T-smooth:
This isnt funny at all, it is even irritating and childish. How old u b sef?

5, Any more silly questions?

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Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Tsmooth1(m): 2:46pm On Jun 26, 2012
Yes, are u single please? gimme ur no.
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jun 26, 2012
Walahi, this Jokes section needs an overhaul. . .

What's with the stupi'd comments? If the joke ain't funny to you, fcck off the thread and look for another. . .
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:15pm On Jun 26, 2012
sexkillz: Walahi, this Jokes section needs an overhaul. . .

What's with the stupi'd comments? If the joke ain't funny to you, fcck off the thread and look for another. . .

I wonder oh
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2012
T-smooth:
Yes, are u single please? gimme ur no.

I see your stupidity can't be cured. Smhundecided
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella:

Funny, I was kinda expecting you to say this grin

Which room? Abeg lemme oh rumour has it the last babe that entered ur room came out with kraw kraw in her anus I don't want to fall a victim tongue

hmmm...so you are now a mind-reader shey? undecided choi! Lawd have mercy! grin Anywhichway sha, I always use cd for anal wink
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Tsmooth1(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2012
@cindyrella may God forgive u for saying that as for me oh i have nothing against u, i was only jokn.
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2012
sexkillz: Walahi, this Jokes section needs an overhaul. . .

What's with the stupi'd comments? If the joke ain't funny to you, fcck off the thread and look for another. . .
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Then ban everybody. . . .I think you now have the key embarassed embarassed

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Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:22pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

hmmm...so you are now a mind-reader shey? undecided choi! Lawd have mercy! grin Anywhichway sha, I always use cd for anal wink

Not really undecided
Maybe that day u forgot to use cd tongue
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:23pm On Jun 26, 2012
T-smooth:
@cindyrella may God forgive u for saying that as for me oh i have nothing against u, i was only jokn.

Amen!

Ps: I was joking too

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Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 26, 2012
T-smooth:
@cindyrella may God forgive u for saying that as for me oh i have nothing against u, i was only jokn.

Guy chillax! cool No need to bring God enter dis matter.This place na public yard! If pesin yab u, u yab am bak! Sharp sharp! Nobody...even Seun no go vex! wink
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:27pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella:

Amen!

Ps: I was joking too

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If you dont know, these are d types of comments that keep d joke section alive. . . .dont expect everybody to appreciate ur joke..owkay!!!!

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Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:28pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

Guy chillax! cool No need to bring God enter dis matter.This place na public yard! If pesin yab u, u yab am bak! Sharp sharp! Nobody...even Seun no go vex! wink

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Three NIghts with CINDYRELLA for this ur wonderful comment
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella:

Not really undecided
Maybe that day u forgot to use cd tongue

hmmm...dats a new stunt...anal without protection smiley ...maybe u should try it! wink
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jun 26, 2012
bunmioguns:

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Three NIghts with CINDYRELLA for this ur wonderful comment

hehehehe...u wan make she delete? shocked She can barely survive 1 round with me...let alone 3 nites! grin grin
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:38pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

hehehehe...u wan make she delete? shocked She can barely survive 1 round with me...let alone 3 nites! grin grin

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U knw tell me say na looong thing u get
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:39pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

Guy chillax! cool No need to bring God enter dis matter.This place na public yard! If pesin yab u, u yab am bak! Sharp sharp! Nobody...even Seun no go vex! wink

Guy chop knuckle joor ur head is there
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:41pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella:

Guy chop knuckle joor ur head is there
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Cindyrella, can I knw u bera wink wink wink wink
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:43pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

hehehehe...u wan make she delete? shocked She can barely survive 1 round with me...let alone 3 nites! grin grin

Huh?? For your mind abi? U wey no fit even complete one round u dey here dey claim champion tongue
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 3:46pm On Jun 26, 2012
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U knw tell me say na looong thing u get

Which kind long thing? More like small thing undecided If u see hin thing e dey like tooth pick grin
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella:

Huh?? For your mind abi? U wey no fit even complete one round u dey here dey claim champion tongue

hehehehe...see yarns o shocked ! Chei!! Wait first Cindy, abeg lift ur skirt up...I wan check sometin undecided
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by MrCork17: 5:00pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella: BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky winners stand d chance of a lifetime to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES. How to enter: Drink a glass of ogogoro, kai kai alomo or dry gin and slap a soldier man in uniform:| and you can be one of the THREE LUCKY WINNERS to win FANTASTIC prizes like. (1)Bandages (2)Neck guards (3)Crouches (walking aid) (4) a trip to a five star medical centre and LOTS MORE!!!:p Remember d more soldiers you slap, the greater your chance of winning, so HURRY now!! Offer last till u get beaten up, so go get it started!! See HOSPITALS, PRISON YARDS and Newspapers for more details*

serrriiious looooong hiiissssss
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 5:18pm On Jun 26, 2012
fluid26:

hehehehe...see yarns o shocked ! Chei!! Wait first Cindy, abeg lift ur skirt up...I wan check sometin undecided

Wetin happen again? The one wei u don check before never do you? Abi u wan blind?
Re: Bonanza Is Here Again!!! by cindyrella(f): 5:29pm On Jun 26, 2012
Mr..Cork:


serrriiious looooong hiiissssss

Hehehe see this bush pig.. undecided

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