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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by arantess: 11:02pm On Jun 29, 2012
S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ ♓☺Ϟ•̸ many women can get anoda woman pregnant?....let's hear pls
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by fennels007(m): 11:08pm On Jun 29, 2012
~vicky~:


Nice one
ah! U ar thoughtful. I agree wit u.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by bombguy95(m): 11:58pm On Jun 29, 2012
tevinsolt: seen this many times...one of the silly things girls post cheesy
lol... Abi.. If i hear say woman strong pas man.. U wish
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Blessingfavor(f): 12:26am On Jun 30, 2012
dats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely. :Ddats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely.

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by dont8(m): 12:31am On Jun 30, 2012
Woman wrapper @OP! To the guys, can everything about you be artificial, from hair, nail, bum-bum and bobby etc?
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 12:50am On Jun 30, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....
You are missing up pain for strength or energy(power).There is different between them. Women can feel pain and absorb it better than men. But men can do hard job requiring higher energy better than women.

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by wahabest(m): 1:23am On Jun 30, 2012
lolz
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by pleep(m): 1:27am On Jun 30, 2012
lol @ "girl power"

Seriously black women stop trying to be "strong" your supposed be be gentle, strength is a masculine attribute.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 1:39am On Jun 30, 2012
@gidi kid dnt hav tym for puerile lyk U̶̲̥̅̊ so Bleep off....
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 1:56am On Jun 30, 2012
nigerbabe: God created both 2 complement each other so don't compare only do what u were created 2 be- man or woman. No woman can exist without a man n vice versa.
preacher lipsrsealed
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by pleep(m): 2:00am On Jun 30, 2012
^ this is the quote the OP is responding too.
Gidi-kid:
Nawa o. Una no go ever stop 2 dey deceive gurlz/women. The one wey Beyonce use deceive dem no do?
Ikeking, u dey ask 4 who dey stronger. Shey u fit marry woman wit Arnold's kinda muscle and six packz 4 house? U just want make female nairalanderz notice u. Now they have. Congratz!

Beta-males like the OP become feminist because they think that by saying what women like to hear they will get more sexual attention. grin
However, women are naturally repulsed by these types of men because of their lack of backbone, and obvious motives.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by lastpage: 6:34am On Jun 30, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!!

Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....

Only an idle lemon like you will go about contesting and comparing "strength" between a man and a woman!
So its only when you state that women are stronger than men, .....that you respect women?
What a patronizing insult!

A man is a man, A woman is a woman, they are different and each has it's own "qualities and strengths:, ...ditto, "Weakness"!

BTW: If you are just looking for cheap "popularity" amongst "women in the house"...NOW that you've got it, bug-off!


Lastpage!

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 6:39am On Jun 30, 2012
arantess: S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ ♓☺Ϟ•̸many women can get anoda woman pregnant?....let's hear pls
Badt guy! grin grin grin

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by cypherz: 7:41am On Jun 30, 2012
Kslib: *
* Can you carry two heavy loads on your chest both full with liquid,two also at your back and still manage to walk faster than some men?

Men also have 4 heavy loads; 2 at the back like women (shey you haven't seen men with ikebe before or women without) and 2 in between their legs (think its easy walking fast with 2 sensitive balls swinging wildly? Yet, Usain Bolts anyone)
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Artlove(m): 7:59am On Jun 30, 2012
Can a man put his feet into woman's shoe
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by denny4ril: 8:26am On Jun 30, 2012
tobechi74: Haha .,very true...let me ad my own

can u nag for 24 hours without stoping

can u carry two loads on ur chest 4 life

can u withstand your man suck ur chest and later ur baby du d same 4 years
IT IS ONLY A MAD PERSON DAT TALKS FOR 24HRS WTOUT STOPPING AND F U HAVE ONE UNDER UR ROOF, MY RECOMMENDATION IS ......RUN!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by denny4ril: 8:35am On Jun 30, 2012
Blessing favor: dats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely. :Ddats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely.
I AGREE WITH U. I know of a lady who got pregnant for her boyfriend (now husband)while working and doing her masters. she finished d masters program, emerged one of d best, got anoda job with fat pay and still nurtured her home. RESPECT! But not all ladies can do that anyway.
i know of guys wthout parents who combined work and schooling and still paid fees of younger ones in federal universities. THAT IS NO EASY TOO.
Therefore, not all ladies are stronger than men

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by denny4ril: 8:39am On Jun 30, 2012
all4naija: You are missing up pain for strength or energy(power).There is different between them. Women can feel pain and absorb it better than men. But men can do hard job requiring higher energy better than women.
TRUE TALK but women do have limit because of their emotions anyway.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Ninilowo(m): 9:06am On Jun 30, 2012
nigerbabe: God created both 2 complement each other so don't compare only do what u were created 2 be- man or woman. No woman can exist without a man n vice versa.
shikena.

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Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Fynist(m): 9:14am On Jun 30, 2012
Can a Woman Draw an O on the wall when she pee?
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Anyaugo1(m): 9:26am On Jun 30, 2012
Fynist: Can a Woman Draw an O on the wall when she pee?
I D I O T
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ebamma(m): 9:40am On Jun 30, 2012
For the ladies,can u distant yourself from your family because of a guy,can u spend your money on him,when u see him going out with another girl,can u spend your last money on him,and go hungry,can u borrow a friend's car just to impress him.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Lakasigbe(m): 9:56am On Jun 30, 2012
Oh...... grin
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Bella3(f): 10:22am On Jun 30, 2012
Beyonce has said it all:
Who run d world-girls
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:31am On Jun 30, 2012
•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....

I DONT KNW HOW DS CRAP OF A TOPIC MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE,
if not 4 d sentimental moderators @ Nairaland. Dis site is losing it wt ds kinda topic. It aint funny @ all.
AND TO U OP;
What I was expecting was 4 u 2 tell Nigerians d physical & intellectual strenght of women. With due RESPECT, women r great. Bt not ds ur childish topic ll add honours 2 women.
It's a 100% Llubbish!
Duh!
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by ikekings(m): 10:45am On Jun 30, 2012
@okiki oluwa wots ur problem y dnt U̶̲̥̅̊ migrate τ̅☺ anoda thread since U̶̲̥̅̊ tink its lame..... Gosh!!!!! Some guys hav lost it.....
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by purpinkx(m): 11:12am On Jun 30, 2012
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
smiley.....
cheesy I neva knew it was 2cm ... Thankx 4 the info grin
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by chucky234(m): 12:04pm On Jun 30, 2012
Harbioollah: Now answer this(for d Ladies)

1. Can u buy BB porsche for a someone while u go hungry for Months?
2. Can u take 99strokes of cane all because u want to marry someone(Hausaland).
3. Can u be a doctor,electrician,plumber,counsellor,physician while still working in a bank?
4. Can u fight robbers and all the bad guys 2 protect a family?.
5. Can ur shoulders withstand an 80pound weight everyday?
Nice one,ladies are damn scrubs.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2012
freecocoa: Abegi jorh,if this is the best you can come up with, then lipsrsealed
u'll be surprised that i have much more
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by chucky234(m): 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2012
nigerbabe: God created both 2 complement each other so don't compare only do what u were created 2 be- man or woman. No woman can exist without a man n vice versa.
God created woman to assist man but women want it the other way round that's why you now have ministry of women affair,women of steel association e.t.c, they preach gender equality to make men know how relevant they are.
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Decryptor(m): 12:37pm On Jun 30, 2012
Blessing favor: dats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely. :Ddats d trth can a man b worker at d same time bear children, cook n clean after d days work. Haba women strong abeg if no b wetin we de waste evry mth no man for fit cross woman way freely.
That's the punishment God gave u ppl for "Longa throat" (Eve) and disobedience in the garden
Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by Dranatomy: 1:10pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hahaa, Nice topic but i think, if care is not taken it may result to gender war in nairaland

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