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Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by tobechi74: 8:46pm On Jun 30, 2012
An american atheist professor wanted to fix lecture on a sunday.Many student protested,they wanted to go to church..The profesor got anoyed and started yeling CHURCH !CHURCH! CHURCH! RELIGION!PRAYING TO NOBODY!SOMEONE THAT DONT EXIST.WHY? WHY? WHY'

a new studnt got up and answerd FAITH
This angerd him the more. FAITH! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL STUPIDITY?BELIEF WITHOUT PROOF?NO EVIDENCE!HAVE U SEEN GOD?

Studnt---- but sir, in the last class, you mentioned electric curent

prof---yes i did.
Studnt----have you seen one before
prof---(speechles)
studnt---what is the colour of an eletric curent? What state of matter is electric curent?
Prof.---speechless

studnt---you also believe in evolution. dont you?

Prof---yes i do, passionately
studnt---since your existence, have you ever seen an ape evolve into a humanbeing?
If ape evolves, why do we stil have apes?
Prof---(confusd, dumbfounded)


student---u belivd flow of curent was responsible for electicity yet neva saw what curent lookd like.you thought us and we belivd you witout questioning you.we had FAITH in what you were teaching.

you read a scientist theory on evolution and it made sence to you so you aceptd it.LOGIC witout seeing .an ape evolve.you believe without seeing----

Similarly we belive in a God we do nt see. We b believe that wen we pray,he listens and answers.we believe in the bible without asking questions.

We may vary in our belief but what unites us all is FAITH.Yes, FAITH rules the world
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jun 30, 2012
tobechi74: An american atheist professor wanted to fix lecture on a sunday.Many student protested,they wanted to go to church..The profesor got anoyed and started yeling CHURCH !CHURCH! CHURCH! RELIGION!PRAYING TO NOBODY!SOMEONE THAT DONT EXIST.WHY? WHY? WHY'

a new studnt got up and answerd FAITH
This angerd him the more. FAITH! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL STUPIDITY?BELIEF WITHOUT PROOF?NO EVIDENCE!HAVE U SEEN GOD?

Studnt---- but sir, in the last class, you mentioned electric curent

prof---yes i did.
Studnt----have you seen one before
prof---(speechles)
studnt---what is the colour of an eletric curent? What state of matter is electric curent?
Prof.---speechless

studnt---you also believe in evolution. dont you?

Prof---yes i do, passionately
studnt---since your existence, have you ever seen an ape evolve into a humanbeing?
If ape evolves, why do we stil have apes?
Prof---(confusd, dumbfounded)


student---u belivd flow of curent was responsible for electicity yet neva saw what curent lookd like.you thought us and we belivd you witout questioning you.we had FAITH in what you were teaching.

you read a scientist theory on evolution and it made sence to you so you aceptd it.LOGIC witout seeing .an ape evolve.you believe without seeing----

Similarly we belive in a God we do nt see. We b believe that wen we pray,he listens and answers.we believe in the bible without asking questions.

We may vary in our belief but what unites us all is FAITH.Yes, FAITH rules the world
I ve told atheists that cared to listen that there exist similarities between atheism and christianity. we are all believers even though our belief defers
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 10:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
toba.:
I ve told atheists that cared to listen that there exist similarities between atheism and christianity. we are all believers even though our belief defers


Toba!!!?? You fell for this hoax? This is a variation of "Einstein debunks atheist professor"


There is proof for evolution and electricity. Dont be a fool!
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by tobechi74: 11:21pm On Jun 30, 2012
Logic boy,

who said there is no proof?
My emphasis is that we believe wot we want to believe.however,we havent seen half of them .

Atheist prøofs are mainly due to reasoning.
I am nt condeming atheist.am only saying atheist have faith just like christians and other religion.excpt dat atheist belief wit their head--christian belief wit their heart.atheist ask more question.

What we have in comon is that we believe witout seeing.---that is faith
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 12:28am On Jul 01, 2012
tobechi74: Logic boy,

who said there is no proof?
My emphasis is that we believe wot we want to believe.however,we havent seen half of them .

Atheist prøofs are mainly due to reasoning.
I am nt condeming atheist.am only saying atheist have faith just like christians and other religion.excpt dat atheist belief wit their head--christian belief wit their heart.atheist ask more question.

What we have in comon is that we believe witout seeing.---that is faith

Dumbass, just because can not see electricity, it doesnt mean i cant feel the shock if I shove my hand into a bare socket.


You christians have faith, you believe in something that has no evidence. Dont compare yourself to atheists who accept evidence
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by ijawkid(m): 1:16pm On Jul 01, 2012
logicboy01:

Dumbass, just because can not see electricity, it doesnt mean i cant feel the shock if I shove my hand into a bare socket.


You christians have faith, you believe in something that has no evidence. Dont compare yourself to atheists who accept evidence

Where is d evidence we evolved from apes??..

Where's d evidence that ur grand father was an ape or a chimpazEeeeeee??

Ur d dumber a**s.....
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 3:45pm On Jul 01, 2012
ijawkid:

Where is d evidence we evolved from apes??..

Where's d evidence that ur grand father was an ape or a chimpazEeeeeee??

Ur d dumber a**s.....



Heard of transitional fossils
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Kay17: 5:16pm On Jul 01, 2012
I believe chickens are controlling the universe and by faith I'm right!

Faith is an unquestioned assumption.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Kay17: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
Science starts with a foundational assumption that the human senses are accurate, therefore the best test for truth.

@Op explain how scientists take a phemonenon like light to be real??
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Zodiac61(m): 8:19pm On Jul 01, 2012
Please, spare us this urban myth.
This particular lie has been exposed time and time again.
Why christians keep on spreading this untruth is beyond me.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by tobechi20(m): 7:21am On Jul 02, 2012
CHRISTIANS BLIV IN GOD, BIBLE and christ witout doubt

scientist wait 4 1 man to make som logical assumptions. If he can proue it and ansa al questions, it bcome a law e.g dalton atomic theory.
Later, some discovery make d theory imposible e.g bombardment of atom by radioactivity makin atom 2 consist of proton, nutron and electron.
Scientist naw change the theory to new atomic theory.
2mro, it might change.

Logic boy and co just accpt d theory wit their heart witout seeing any.they hav neva seen an ape turn into a man.they cant xplain d colour of electric curent. Yet they bliv wat other prof wrote centuries ago--FAITH
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 9:59am On Jul 02, 2012
tobechi20: CHRISTIANS BLIV IN GOD, BIBLE and christ witout doubt

scientist wait 4 1 man to make som logical assumptions. If he can proue it and ansa al questions, it bcome a law e.g dalton atomic theory.
Later, some discovery make d theory imposible e.g bombardment of atom by radioactivity makin atom 2 consist of proton, nutron and electron.
Scientist naw change the theory to new atomic theory.
2mro, it might change.

Logic boy and co just accpt d theory wit their heart witout seeing any.they hav neva seen an ape turn into a man.they cant xplain d colour of electric curent. Yet they bliv wat other prof wrote centuries ago--FAITH


Scientists take an assumption and test it thoroughly before it becomes popular and then other scientists give it a peer review before it becomes a law.
Religions like christianity make assumptions and use more assumptions to defend the first assumptions.


There was already controversy at arts of John Dalton's theory from other scientists. However, some of the principles of of Daltons theory still remain valid today. Scientific theories in present day are rigorously checked and tested and when new information comes out, they are improved.

As for evolution, you misunderstand it and distort it because it doesnt fit the nonsense in your bible. I dot see you comp-laining about germ theory and gravity. Each of these theories have their own evidence.

I will leave you to your own foolishness
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by FXKing2012(m): 10:45am On Jul 02, 2012
Look at these idiotic atheists. If we evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? And why didnt other animals evolve? What were other animals doing while apes were busy evolving into smarter/higher animal? The questions are endless, there is no prove of evolution so why believe in it?
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 11:01am On Jul 02, 2012
FXKing2012: Look at these idiotic atheists. If we evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? And why didnt other animals evolve? What were other animals doing while apes were busy evolving into smarter/higher animal? The questions are endless, there is no prove of evolution so why believe in it?


lol.

Speciation.

Other animals evolved.



Please go and read about evolution. It is clear that you are spouting rubbish. I have read the bible and can talk about it. Please, go and read about evolution before ignorance kills you
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by FXKing2012(m): 11:13am On Jul 02, 2012
logicboy01:


lol.

Speciation.

Other animals evolved.



Please go and read about evolution. It is clear that you are spouting rubbish. I have read the bible and can talk about it. Please, go and read about evolution before ignorance kills you

Other animals evolved into other types of animals, why is it that only apes evolved into an extremely smart humans? And why do we still have apes today? Does it mean some apes were specially selected to evolve?
I know u haveno answers to these cos there are no answers to them, so I dont expect you to answer.

You have read the Bible but wt no understanding; to you the Bible is just another novel or textbook. You know nothing of the Bible, dont deceive urself.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 11:25am On Jul 02, 2012
FXKing2012:

Other animals evolved into other types of animals, why is it that only apes evolved into an extremely smart humans? And why do we still have apes today? Does it mean some apes were specially selected to evolve?
I know u haveno answers to these cos there are no answers to them, so I dont expect you to answer.

You have read the Bible but wt no understanding; to you the Bible is just another novel or textbook. You know nothing of the Bible, dont deceive urself.


Speciation. Read about speciation and you will realise how foolish your some of your questions are. I will not debate a wilfully ignorant person


Furthermore, you assume humans to be the greatest animals to exist. Your question is meaningless; one could also ask why other animals evolved into an extremely large elephant or an extremely fast cheetah. Evolution is quite random and is shaped generally by adaptation to the environment and natural selection
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by FXKing2012(m): 11:36am On Jul 02, 2012
logicboy01:


Speciation. Read about speciation and you will realise how foolish your some of your questions are. I will not debate a wilfully ignorant person


Furthermore, you assume humans to be the greatest animals to exist. Your question is meaningless; one could also ask why other animals evolved into an extremely large elephant or an extremely fast cheetah. Evolution is quite random and is shaped generally by adaptation to the environment and natural selection


You ignorance , in deed, has no limit: there had been animals way faster than the cheetah and there had been animals way bigger than the elephant. So if anything, evolution works the other way by making species less super.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Kay17: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2012
tobechi20: CHRISTIANS BLIV IN GOD, BIBLE and christ witout doubt

scientist wait 4 1 man to make som logical assumptions. If he can proue it and ansa al questions, it bcome a law e.g dalton atomic theory.
Later, some discovery make d theory imposible e.g bombardment of atom by radioactivity makin atom 2 consist of proton, nutron and electron.
Scientist naw change the theory to new atomic theory.
2mro, it might change.

Logic boy and co just accpt d theory wit their heart witout seeing any.they hav neva seen an ape turn into a man.they cant xplain d colour of electric curent. Yet they bliv wat other prof wrote centuries ago--FAITH

Though I'm not a psychic, but I know you know Christianity and religions that rely on faith are helpless and uncertain about reality and you wish science shared this fatality.

However your assessment of scientific theories and workings is shallow, too simplistic. Its known to Science that its findings are not absolute truths, and that a constant effort must be made to separate truth from errors. It has a self corrective mechanism.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 12:35pm On Jul 02, 2012
FXKing2012:


You ignorance , in deed, has no limit: there had been animals way faster than the cheetah and there had been animals way bigger than the elephant. So if anything, evolution works the other way by making species less super.

lololololololololololololololololol


Epic fail, there is no animal faster than the cheetahs on land. Fail

Even in human beings, we are bigger than humans in medieval times. Humans are evolving
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by FXKing2012(m): 2:49pm On Jul 02, 2012
logicboy01:

lololololololololololololololololol


Epic fail, there is no animal faster than the cheetahs on land. Fail

Even in human beings, we are bigger than humans in medieval times. Humans are evolving

So even wt ur so called books on evolution which u worship, u still dont know that ancient humans were bigger and stronger than us. You dont know there used to be different types of dinosaurs and other creatures that were much bigger than elephants and faster than cheetah. So u dont know ancient snake and crocs were much bigger and stronger than the ones that exist today.
You are so lost, even in ur own evolution crap
.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by tobechi20(m): 5:15pm On Jul 02, 2012
Atheist depend on science and logic.
As long as scientist cant prove dat God exist, atheist acpt blindly.
Since science cant prove ghost, Atheist wil say ghost dnt exist even though some hav seen ghost.
Since science cant explain dreams, atheist wil tel u it doesnt exist even though some are dreamers.

Atheist are those that belive in science.

Christian blive in GOD, GOD AND GOD ALONE
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jul 02, 2012
tobechi20: Since science cant explain dreams,atheist wil tel u it doesnt exist even though some are dreamers.

smiley
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by DeepSight(m): 5:50pm On Jul 02, 2012
logicboy01:

There is proof for evolution and electricity. Dont be a fool!

And the wonder of all that rests about you: even your very brain, and hands: is no proof of a supervening intelligence. Hmmmm.
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 8:04pm On Jul 02, 2012
FXKing2012:

So even wt ur so called books on evolution which u worship, u still dont know that ancient humans were bigger and stronger than us. You dont know there used to be different types of dinosaurs and other creatures that were much bigger than elephants and faster than cheetah. So u dont know ancient snake and crocs were much bigger and stronger than the ones that exist today.
You are so lost, even in ur own evolution crap
.


Dinosaurs where bigger no doubt. I never said that elephants were the biggest animals ever. However, the cheetah, has been the fastest known to man. Get ur facts right.


Epic fail
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 8:05pm On Jul 02, 2012
FXKing2012:

So even wt ur so called books on evolution which u worship, u still dont know that ancient humans were bigger and stronger than us. You dont know there used to be different types of dinosaurs and other creatures that were much bigger than elephants and faster than cheetah. So u dont know ancient snake and crocs were much bigger and stronger than the ones that exist today.
You are so lost, even in ur own evolution crap
.


Ancient humans were smaller not bigger. Lol....ignorance at its highest
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by logicboy01: 8:06pm On Jul 02, 2012
tobechi20: Atheist depend on science and logic.
As long as scientist cant prove dat God exist, atheist acpt blindly.
Since science cant prove ghost, Atheist wil say ghost dnt exist even though some hav seen ghost.
Since science cant explain dreams, atheist wil tel u it doesnt exist even though some are dreamers.

Atheist are those that belive in science.

Christian blive in GOD, GOD AND GOD ALONE


Superstitious numbskull
Re: Students Wins Atheist Proffesor by Kay17: 12:54am On Jul 03, 2012
tobechi20: Atheist depend on science and logic.
As long as scientist cant prove dat God exist, atheist acpt blindly.
Since science cant prove ghost, Atheist wil say ghost dnt exist even though some hav seen ghost.
Since science cant explain dreams, atheist wil tel u it doesnt exist even though some are dreamers.

Atheist are those that belive in science.

Christian blive in GOD, GOD AND GOD ALONE

Good to clarify this. Christianity is anti science?? Church vs Galileo

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