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Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 7:23pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Femi n Jane are about to marry in abt 3 months time. Jane is a religious addict who does not believe in sex b4 marriage. She has been in d relationship 4 3yrs n Femi hasnt complained. Femi has flings wit some ladies but has always been truthful abt his marital status. He met Chika whose guy is out of town 4 a month's course n have decided 2 av a month relatnshp pending wen d guy returns. Janes mother was nice enough 2 invite her 4 tenants ahead of d wedding n decided 2 drop an IV with her tenants. Janes mother met Chika rushing out n she offered 2 drop d IV but chika replied: "pls ma, I'm rushing out 2 meet my boss @ d junction, kindly drop it with my boyfriend, he is inside, I will soon be back ma". She accepted n said ok. (no other tenant was back 4m work). Jane mother: knock knock Femi: baby, are u back, aint u going again janes moda: sorry, she ask me 2 drop ds femi: ok, a minute pls. Femi took a towel 2 cover d erected dickson dat was interrupted by chikas boss' call 4m finishing d 2nd round. Femi opens d door n behold, Janes mother........seeing d arc of an energetic soldier covered by a towel. . . -If u are Janes mother, will u allow ur child marry him after much pleading? -If u Jane, wat will be ur stand? -If u are Femi.... Leave a comment. -And as Chika, wat will u do? |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 7:35pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
This is superstory. I actually knew where the story was going before it ended which is the characteristic of Nollywood tales. @ Topic, I would advise the mother to tell her daughter that she is marrying a potential dog |
Re: Kasala Burst! by jaido09: 1:10am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Wats d title of dis nollywood movie? |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 4:19am On Jul 06, 2012 |
jaido09: Wats d title of dis nollywood movie?The title is Kasala burst |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Idowuogbo(f): 4:29am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Going by d title,It's a bit obvious na nollywood script. Poster,Post DVD to me wen u done. Reading it na longggggggg tin! |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 8:17am On Jul 06, 2012 |
@ all, my presentation might not be good as I'm not a writer. Talk of nollywood, I hardly watch it. BTW, it's a true life story. |
Re: Kasala Burst! by bingbagbo(m): 10:12am On Jul 06, 2012 |
nonsense!!! |
Re: Kasala Burst! by tobechi74: 10:38am On Jul 06, 2012 |
HAVE U HEARD OF KONJI BEFORE? Dat wat hapens wen u gve the no sssx rule. If i were femi, i wil tel jane b4 ha mum tel her jane must 4gve because she led him to dat jane mum has no say on d mata |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 10:45am On Jul 06, 2012 |
tobechi74: HAVE U HEARD OF KONJI BEFORE? Dat wat hapens wen u gve the no sssx rule.Did you leave your brain at home before typing this poo? How is it her fault? Was she the one that inserted his joystick inside the punny? |
Re: Kasala Burst! by tobechi20(m): 2:34pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Dat wat hapens 2 guys whose patner gives them COMMANDMENT He has 2 discharge their waste else where pending when his own toilet is ready. I beliv d guy has bin depositing elsewhere b4.the difrence is that he was caught. |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
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Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 3:33pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
apocalypse: The story isn't even probable , so Chika lives in Jane's mum house and Femi doesn't know his potential in-laws houseIt's super story what were you expecting? |
Re: Kasala Burst! by LordReed(m): 10:24pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Exponental: @ all, my presentation might not be good as I'm not a writer. Talk of nollywood, I hardly watch it. Really? Landlord will go from house to house giving out wedding invites? And what stopped Chika from taking it with her? True life indeed. |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 10:28pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Y'all really need to stop trying to make sense out of this tale |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 12:20am On Jul 07, 2012 |
apocalypse: The story isn't even probable , so Chika lives in Jane's mum house and Femi doesn't know his potential in-laws housea house belonging 2 d mother in law 2 be.......she does not live there. Any wrong in stopping by? |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 12:23am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Lord_Reed:she stopped by....anything wrong wit dat? Chika didnt collect cos she was rushin out...........u need nt believe, ur choice! |
Re: Kasala Burst! by LordReed(m): 12:27am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Exponental: Was the invite a basket of rocks? Abegi |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 12:52am On Jul 07, 2012 |
You guy are arguing over a nollywood tale? Sad |
Re: Kasala Burst! by LordReed(m): 12:56am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Mynd_44: You guy are arguing over a nollywood tale? Sad No mind me, e just dey do me somehow. |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 1:05am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Can u guys just ignore or make ur +ve comments. I av told u my write up might nt be too gd but its a true live story. |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 1:23am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Exponental: Can u guys just ignore or make ur +ve comments. I av told uTrue story? Yeah right |
Re: Kasala Burst! by LordReed(m): 1:26am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Mynd_44: lol |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Exponental(m): 5:10am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Wateva! |
Re: Kasala Burst! by Mynd44: 6:36am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Exponental:story |
Re: Kasala Burst! by malaria(f): 12:17pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
If I were jane, though its hard 2 4gve buh I'd go ahead and marry my love.my problem would be if d gy loves me as 4 as I knw dy were just sharng bed and notng else |
Re: Kasala Burst! by pato405(m): 4:42pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
poorly scripted play.. so so daft. |
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