My bastard ex of a wreteched witch was so happy she was outta d rlatnshp
I took 2 drinkin and got myself 5 new relationships over d course of 5months
Dated all of em @ same time cos I'm sorta a player and fell for one - disco'ed d rest
And viola currently avin d best rlatnship of my life @ d moment

D bastard ex of a gurl pops back up wantin 2 remain friends wiv me and she was seriously warned
Not 2 ever in her miserable life call my fone ever again

Blooody broke 2 timing asha.wo

Oh by d way sex was great wit all 5 of my gurls dat period

Cheii life is sweet

born2fuck: I ignored you with your silly talk

hey gudmorning naughty silly talker

Beync:
hey gudmorning naughty silly talker

nothing good about morning my love,I wish I didn't go club yesterday,I over spent above my budget,wake up with sad face cause I bought drinks of 3 strangers after drunkness,my silly friend couldn't stop me!I'm still sad for my life

^^
Serves you right

born2fuck: nothing good about morning my love,I wish I didn't go club yesterday,I over spent above my budget,wake up with sad face cause I bought drinks of 3 strangers after drunkness,my silly friend couldn't stop me!I'm still sad for my life

rokiatu:
Lucky you.

My first one was a jerk he kept holding on, trying to make me feel guilty abt my decision I had to literally take the brutal way before he give up.

Second one didn't care as much he just let it slid. He must have been tired of the relationship too.

Eh...just two? I thought you are more experienced than that?

I am very timid about breaking a relationship but I know the ladies don't give up easily neither do I when someone breaks up with me.
Btw, I was only dumped once and I felt my whole life crashing. I was like the first guy Rokiatu described.
I imagined the ladies felt the same way when I broke up with them.

pcicero:

Eh...just two? I thought you are more experienced than that?

I am very timid about breaking a relationship but I know the ladies don't give up easily neither do I when someone breaks up with me.
Btw, I was only dumped once and I felt my whole life crashing. I was like the first guy Rokiatu described.
I imagined the ladies felt the same way when I broke up with them.

hehehe I am not shocked. People usually think I am the bad girl type but am not.

Three actually luv, married the third one so thank God for that.

onila:

u have never had a girlfriend, so shut up!

damn! Onila you didnt have to say it naa. . .

@op, still waiting for my first break up.
though i pray that never happens.

Nice topic though, roki

Flashaldrin:
@op, still waiting for my first break up.
though i pray that never happens.

Nice topic though, roki

thxxx. You dash me for that Mr Nl thread eh.

rokiatu:

hehehe I am not shocked. People usually think I am the bad girl type but am not.

Three actually luv, married the third one so thank God for that.

Never knew you are married! Congrats

pcicero:

Never knew you are married! Congrats

Thanks luv!!!

Rokiatu married ke

I laff in swahili

rokiatu:

thxxx. You dash me for that Mr Nl thread eh.

I think I'm lucky to be on the safe side when a breakup ensues. normally we reach a certain point that we don't fit anymore or we could annoy each other as hell just to drive a point. after all that, we now sit down, talk, split and become close friends it wasn't easy

By the way who said rokiatu is married?

joeydozzy: I think I'm lucky to be on the safe side when a breakup ensues. normally we reach a certain point that we don't fit anymore or we could annoy each other as hell just to drive a point. after all that, we now sit down, talk, split and become close friends it wasn't easy

By the way who said rokiatu is married?

Nobody sweetie.

Stay on topic folks.

Mine was like hell,cos he threatned to kill him self within three days,i just dont know what to do at the moment.

prettyrose: Mine was like hell,cos he threatned to kill him self within three days,i just dont know what to do at the moment.

u allow him to kill himself and u go to his burial...chikena

Wetin dey woman toto that would make a man kill himself, is anthing there different from skin and fresh meat?if he could examine pussy before fucking, he will change his mind with 10 minutes

He wanted to hang himself and I offered to buy d rope.

Idowuogbo: He wanted to hang himself

i'm sure he didnt mean it, poor dude couldnt wait to go celebrate

Flashaldrin:
i'm sure he didnt mean it, poor dude couldnt wait to go celebrate

person! U speaking from experience?

prettyrose: Mine was like hell,cos he threatned to kill him self within three days,i just dont know what to do at the moment.

You should have offered to drive him to the next transformer

190: Rokiatu married ke

I laff in swahili

Rokiatu can never married with someone else without offering me great Bleep as compensation

born2fuck: Rokiatu can never married with someone else without offering me great Bleep as compensation

Same wiv me

born2fuck: Wetin dey woman toto that would make a man kill himself, is anthing there different from skin and fresh meat?if he could examine pussy before fucking, he will change his mind with 10 minutes

I guess the toto you have been nyashing it's the ones that do freelancing. Experience a special toto and see whether you will not kill yourself if the toto wants you no more.

You won't understand sef. You having been nyashing low class toto.

kandiikane:

I guess the toto you have been nyashing it's the ones that do freelancing. Experience a special toto and see whether you will not kill yourself if the toto wants you no more.

You won't understand sef. You having been nyashing low class toto.

I've always suspected this girl and her traditional levels. Well, you should know that some guys are immune to those 'charms' you girls use to entrap us.

@ Topic

She attacked me in my sleep (spiritually). I noticed strange cuts and marks all over my body every morning, and this ordeal continued for like 3 weeks. . .until I went for spiritual cleansing, and was told the source of my problems. No joke. Needless to say I retaliated very ruthlessly. . .

Since then I've avoided certain kinds of girls.

pro01:

I've always suspected this girl and her traditional levels. Well, you should know that some guys are immune to those 'charms' you girls use to entrap us.

@ Topic

She attacked me in my sleep (spiritually). I noticed strange cuts and marks all over my body every morning, and this ordeal continued for like 3 weeks. . .until I went for spiritual cleansing, and was told the source of my problems. No joke. Needless to say I retaliated very ruthlessly. . .

Since then I've avoided certain kinds of girls.

Lmao, pro1, there are no "charms", it's just that punny dey different levels. With high class punny, you will never want to come out of it. In fact, you won't want any other man going in that punny after you.

That's what we call special toto. Only a few girls have that kine.

born2fuck: Rokiatu can never married with someone else without offering me great Bleep as compensation

I hear you my husband LWKMD!!

born2fuck: Rokiatu can never married with someone else without offering me great Bleep as compensation

"Rokiatu can never married with someone else..." Mr. Born2fuck...GBAGAUN toh badt!!!