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Typical Igbo Man! by omen: 4:13am On Dec 05, 2007
A wealthy man was driving on a street.Suddenly a small boy ran unto the road. Before he could apply the brake,he had hit the boy dead.
As he came down to rush the boy to a nearby hospital, an Igbo man appeared from nowhere. He asked:

Where are you taking the boy to?

And the rich man replied:
To the hospital and then to report at the police station

I am the boy father the Igbo man said. I don't want any police wahala. All I need is settlement.
After a glance look at the man the rich man went to his car and give the man N25000.

As he turned to leave, the Igbo man asked:
Nna, Which time you go pass this road again so that i go bring another of my child make u jam am?
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Nobody: 4:19am On Dec 05, 2007
idiot
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by scambater(m): 4:26am On Dec 05, 2007
Another dumb Igbo Joke,so not funny. sad
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Migines(m): 8:47am On Dec 05, 2007
Funny? hell-2-da-fu<king-NO!
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by darne(m): 4:22am On Oct 07, 2008
haaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha i love this one, Igbo man with Igbo sense, grin
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by ituen(m): 4:34am On Oct 07, 2008
typical of showbobo, jeovy
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Gaco(f): 12:36pm On Oct 07, 2008
That joke is so common, try to be more creative
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Gabry(f): 12:38pm On Oct 07, 2008
Like?
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Scopium: 7:06pm On Oct 07, 2008
[size=13pt]Anu ohia 100x[/size]
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by jaymobb(m): 7:36pm On Oct 07, 2008
@ poster

wat a dry joke angry
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Gabry(f): 3:20am On Oct 08, 2008
go ask saucekid put sauce on it than
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Scopium: 8:28am On Oct 08, 2008
[size=13pt]A sauce on the joke will not even help[/size]
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Oct 09, 2008
*dials saucekid's number*
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by CuteAngel(f): 6:26pm On Oct 09, 2008
Error in connection grin
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by bigocean(m): 6:42pm On Oct 09, 2008
U SURE say no be u dis thing do?cos d way u take narrate am.anyway shaaa.DRyyyyyyyyyy grin
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Gabry(f): 1:55am On Oct 10, 2008
Go put your saliva on it then
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Oct 10, 2008
do it first
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Scopium: 8:54am On Oct 10, 2008
[size=13pt]Put Gab's juicy and natural PEE on it[/size]
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Oct 10, 2008
am sure u are fond of suckn gabbie natural juice
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by MrInfo1(m): 11:11am On Oct 10, 2008
Delicious
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Oct 10, 2008
damn!
u suck it too

lol
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by MrInfo1(m): 12:29pm On Oct 10, 2008
Am all weather na wink everything is suck, i mean eateable wink
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 12:53pm On Oct 10, 2008
i sure say u still dey suck breast
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by Scopium: 2:10pm On Oct 10, 2008
clemcykul:

am sure u are fond of suckn gabbie natural juice

[size=13pt]You no well o[/size]
Re: Typical Igbo Man! by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2008
lol
no be u talk am?

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