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The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Lohlarh(f): 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
[b]THE ARABS AND THE AMERICAN-LOHLARH[/b] Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,” I need to get up and get a beer". "Don't get up;" said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you". As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?" |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by ituen(m): 7:48am On Dec 21, 2007 |
cool one. Well done mccakemuffin wonder y no one laughed |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 10:03am On Dec 21, 2007 |
this joke is kinda stale. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by MP007(m): 10:51am On Dec 21, 2007 |
omg, this is funny |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by clemcykul(f): 10:54am On Dec 21, 2007 |
iteun OMG ure back! ure most welcome we missed you remixed joke but still funny, i just cant laff because |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Carlosein(m): 7:11pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
soo coool |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by ituen(m): 1:50am On Dec 22, 2007 |
@Clemcy Make una no vex Buried my grandad on the 16th so i was out of action BUT NOW I'M BACK |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Migines(m): 1:59am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Dont boda covering up. We all knw bout d goat. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by topeteadr(m): 2:14am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Yeah, nd we knew u were locked up at kirikiri. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by saucekid(m): 11:21am On Dec 22, 2007 |
*and the list goes on* |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
my condolence iteun @miggie & TT hes barely back pls giv him a warm hug and a welcome back kiss we all missed him dint we hey Tess i cn see u grinning 4rm ear to ear, ur tom tom mickie mickie is back! |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by saucekid(m): 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
and prolly going to court |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
hahaha nice excuse ITUEN grandpa's burial indeed. You could have said you travelled for peace talks in iraq maybe we could have fell for that. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Dec 24, 2007 |
ben stop trouble shooting! iteun my brova u are wellecame back |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by topeteadr(m): 10:53am On Dec 24, 2007 |
Welcome back to kirikiri. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by clemcykul(f): 11:50am On Dec 24, 2007 |
enemy of progress |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by saucekid(m): 1:45pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
and progression |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by topeteadr(m): 1:53pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
Haba |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by ituen(m): 6:34am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Thanks Clemcy Dont mind Migines, TT and Ben. They came for the burial Ben asked for extra rice after being served Garri n Native soup. MIggy took 5 toothpicks and 3 disposable cups home and forgot his/ur souvenier. I hope he gave u urs TT took his souvenier (bottle opener) and sold it before he got home. poverty bad oh Well my honeymoon was cut short by that event. Trying to get Tessy fixed up in the "Family way" |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Emperoh(m): 8:46am On Dec 26, 2007 |
ituen: And probably have Clemcykul as Spare tire when Tessy is heavy? |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by topeteadr(m): 11:25am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Lol. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by tessybaby(f): 12:07pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
Emperoh: He did not say so emperoh stop putting bad ideas into his head. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Migines(m): 12:12pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
@tessy can i see u?. . . . In the privacy of my office. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by tessybaby(f): 12:16pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
ok boss but which office is dat |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Migines(m): 12:25pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
Room 007. Bangy hotel. Same time. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by tessybaby(f): 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
please am sorry sir but u are calling a wrong number i don't know u please |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Migines(m): 12:30pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
Ha hn. Teeessy. Ok i _stand but just make sure no 1 is following u. Lets make dis as clean as always. *<bye the way. I like this wrong nos technique>* |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by tessybaby(f): 12:35pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
Please i don't know u. i will have to drop coz i have a low battery have a nice day |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Emperoh(m): 1:16pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
calls recorded. will transmit same to Tessy's husband. Una still dey hide am. God don catch una. |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by saucekid(m): 1:25pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
tatafo. . . . u send you work |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
Emperoh: tnks Emperor. Actually all calls are recorded to be transmitted to Clemcy. I think her divorce evidence is now complete |
Re: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by Migines(m): 11:25pm On Dec 26, 2007 |
@tessy now u make d whole world knw bout the surprise goat we planned to buy for Ben. |
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