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Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by bingbagbo(m): 1:10pm On Jul 20, 2012
grin
An elderly man, probably in his late 50's stole money from a police officer's back-pocket.Buntu, a young boy only 12 years saw the man and almost screamed "thief!" but the man begged him to keep quiet else he would be lynched. The little agreed to keep quiet on the condition that, he was going to give the man 20 hot slaps to which the man agreed. . .
3 minutes on and buntu had already given the man 15 slaps and was just about to give the 16th slap when a woman passing by stopped and yelled "hey buntu!, dont you have manners? this man is old enough to even be your father and you are here slapping him, come on st. . ." she no land when the man replied "woman, na your cheek buntu the slap? why dont you mind your yeye business. . .mtcheew, buntu where did we get to? " "oga 15. ."
"oya, carry on!!!"
grin grin

Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2012
Hehehehahahahalwkmdhehehaha........ Vicky n el guapo
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by slimchi2k2(m): 2:36pm On Jul 20, 2012
funny
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by bingbagbo(m): 5:11pm On Jul 20, 2012
slimchi2k2: funny



thats why they call me the jokes president!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by pendusky(m): 8:33pm On Jul 20, 2012
bin gbagbo: grin
An elderly man, probably in his late 50's stole money from a police officer's back-pocket.Buntu, a young boy only 12 years saw the man and almost screamed "thief!" but the man begged him to keep quiet else he would be lynched. The little agreed to keep quiet on the condition that, he was going to give the man 20 hot slaps to which the man agreed. . .
3 minutes on and buntu had already given the man 15 slaps and was just about to give the 16th slap when a woman passing by stopped and yelled "hey buntu!, dont you have manners? this man is old enough to even be your father and you are here slapping him, come on st. . ." she no land when the man replied "woman, na your cheek buntu the slap? why dont you mind your yeye business. . .mtcheew, buntu where did we get to? " "oga 15. ."
"oya, carry on!!!"
grin grin

If no be say i sabi u, i 4 land u 4 guta, who tel u dis jokes swt? Infact slap ur self 16times now.

Yawning!

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Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by BIGVAJINA(f): 8:45pm On Jul 20, 2012
good joke?
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by haruna1970(m): 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2012
U dey craze. For d pics na only craze man fit post something like that.
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by Nobody: 7:35am On Jul 21, 2012
PretiEbony: Hehehehahahahalwkmdhehehaha........ Vicky n el guapo
have yaba left finally released u?
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by bunmioguns(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2012
abegi, dis Joke sweet pass. . . . *Gives Haruna a hard knock*. . Bin Welldone jare, av been nowadays dts why u hardly see me @ d Projan weekly meeting. . . ;(
Re: Brand New Joke From Gbagbo by hottprince: 8:36am On Jul 21, 2012
pls cn someone tell me wat is actually funny inds joke cos i'v been readn it over n over still waiting for d joke to hit me.
#OP no prejudice meant bt ds doesnt look like a joke to me

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