Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,160,511 members, 7,843,538 topics. Date: Wednesday, 29 May 2024 at 07:39 AM

It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! (1030 Views)

29 Beautiful Girls Trying To Be Ugly (hilarious Photos) / All The Girls On Joke Section Must Be Ugly / The Kings Mind Iz Here! Evri 1 Here! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Soocool1(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2012
There was once a man who was so ugly that he got dumped in a refuse bin by his parents at a tender age!
Throughout his life he was feared and hated by all because of how he looked!
Finally he got fed up with life & decided to kill himself.
When he killed himself, he was immediately transported to heaven for judgement!
When it reached his turn to be judged, the angel on sighting him told him that he was too ugly to be judged & that he should go and meet his father in hell fire!
This was the conversation that ensued
ugly guy: dem say make i come here
devil: "blood of jesus"
who say make u come here?! U wan kum dethrone me abi?!
Ugly guy: na dem say make i come here
devil: i no fit take u oo! But my guy, take matches, take petrol, go that corner, go start ur own hell fire 4 dere!

it iz nt good to be ugly!
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Nobody: 9:11am On Jul 24, 2012
Not funny at alllll
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Adechyno(m): 9:31am On Jul 24, 2012
Rubbish'
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Soocool1(m): 9:45am On Jul 24, 2012
PretiEbony: Not funny at alllll
Adechyno: Rubbish'
sorry guys, i thought it was funny.
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by plazmakite(m): 9:46am On Jul 24, 2012
guy! I neva laff dis kin laff b4. U try.
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by bunmioguns(m): 10:48am On Jul 24, 2012
Nice essay writing
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jul 24, 2012
^^^^^^^hahahahah all of u are wicked! Una wan kill the guy?


Sorry op!


Next time watch before u cross!
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by toygod2: 5:27am On Jul 25, 2012
1/10..........u pass?
Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Soocool1(m): 7:36am On Jul 25, 2012
toygod2: 1/10..........u pass?
and who made you judge?

(1) (Reply)

Akpors And Pastor / Is This A Tall Or Long Man? / **the Two Foolish Children**

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 49
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.