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I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Blueace247(f): 12:15am On Jan 29, 2023 |
There's this lady I tried to woo some years back.. We attended the same church. her name is Mary and She is very attractive. I now approached her and told her I would like to be her friend.. Ever since then, she began acting weird.. Sees me and act like I am some sort of shit or something.. During this period. I was a very broke guy.. So I felt she knew I was broke, that was why she was acting up.. Later I forgot about her and moved on.. As God would have it, things changed for me.. It was very noticeable in church. I met another lady who we now started courting and was also coming to the church.. Ever since then, Mary was trying to get close to me.. I was talking to her, sometimes she comes to ask for money which I always give to her even after she did all the yanga..it got to a point, I had to introduce her to the business I was doing so that she no go dey worry me again.. It went on and on till I got married.. After marriage She Was still coming close.. It got to a point that she told me even if it's to get pregnant for me.. She's fine.. I told her to stop that she's a woman.. I had the opportunity to take advantage.. But I wuldnt do That cos I am a good man... So one day, we went out together to pray, and I was told that I collected a loan that there will be police case coming o.. Which actually happened.. Then the man asked why I didn't ask before marrying my wife.. Cos she can't give birth.. I now stood up.. Challenged her and blocked her.. We never spoke to each other afterwards 4 years after.. I divorced my wife when I discovered she couldn't give birth and was still making life unbearable for me.. I never told my family about her issues because I knew it will bring pressure on her.. Even at that, she felt she was doing me good staying with me.. I got fed up and I divorced her.. Immediately I returned to Mary, begged her to forgive me for all the insultive words.. She said it's fine.. We started out with the first outing, and I explained everything about how me and my wife got divorced cos of her behaviour.. I went to her house severally, her mum was receptive and other family members.. We went out and had good time the second time.. The third time was during December.. I went to see her and she complained about her no t having money for Xmas Cloth.. I transfered 10k immediately and took her out that same day.. Spent over 6k for fish and other stuffs just to get her back.. Here are my observations before I gave Her the red pill Anytime she requested for cash and I send it to her, she barely says thanks or take close to day before she says thanks or something I might send in text in the morning, she might reply much much later.. I will call, she wuldnt answer and might not call back.. I continued following her up like that thinking she might change or something.. Not until this Wednesday.. I was at work, I called twice to know how she was doing.. She didn't pick.. I now used my friends line to call, she picked immediately.. I cut the call, was very angry and I told her friend about it.. She told me to give her time.. I now called after 4 days in the night twice.. She didn't pick, I now used my glo line to call, she now picked up.. I asked why she wasn't picking my calls, she said she never saw my missed calls.. I got so angry, sent her nasty messages..and told her that she's a gold digger.. She told her family members, they were all raining curses on me that I am not matured lol.. But the deed has been done and I don't feel remorse about my actions Story culled from facebook |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:19am On Jan 29, 2023 |
I blame Tecno for making cheap phones Now every small kids can now login online and spew childish nonesense on Nairaland. 26 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Blueace247(f): 12:21am On Jan 29, 2023 |
JackDaAlienz: Are you okay? 3 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by iykejohnson(m): 12:27am On Jan 29, 2023 |
JackDaAlienz:😂😂🤣😂😂 3 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Houseofglam7(f): 7:55am On Jan 29, 2023 |
Wtf did I just read? 🤢 🤢 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Lanty01(m): 8:07am On Jan 29, 2023 |
Who approved this rubbish 5 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Moeman: 8:14am On Jan 29, 2023 |
Welcome 😁 1 Like |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Nyascobar1414: 8:20am On Jan 29, 2023 |
As a man,have options..
Have upto 3 vvomen,doing this, none of em will feel special or proud.. Go for monogamy,na shege you go see 5 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by SPAMBOX7: 8:28am On Jan 29, 2023 |
Poster above me has said it all. Ignore at your own peril. As long as no be me go follow you cry come nairaland I'm good |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by obinna58(m): 8:41am On Jan 29, 2023 |
I didn’t see where the redpill was applied, you were simp to the end and you even ended it like a loser simp 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Nobody: 11:29am On Jan 29, 2023 |
. Redpill Association of nairaland are coming just prepare your ammunition. Na you go delete ur post when they finish with u 1 Like |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Illegal1(m): 11:37am On Jan 29, 2023 |
Leme wait for our elders to comment 1st... goodharddick were are thou.. |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Crampyblood(m): 12:03pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
If this story is true then you've not yet swallowed the pill 1 Like |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Blueace247(f): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Illegal1: |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Blueace247(f): 1:29pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Crampyblood: Waiting to swallow |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by mystery22: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
This guy most be so ugly that no girl wants him |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by henndukwe18: 1:53pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
obinna58:yep, after spending all the money, na him still loose, I no sure sey e nack d girl since he said he is a good man even wen d girl said she can get pregnant for him 1 Like |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by anonymousthug(m): 3:51pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
My worst read of all time. And to think i read till the end? God, who i offend? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by RealNiggaDee(m): 4:14pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
To tell you the truth , you're a simp . You have no iota of alpha brain wave in you . You can follow my thread , to learn masculinity. For now , stay away from women . Until there's a change of personality. 2 Likes |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Passionnn: 4:22pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
. You are still a simp |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Godsown0: 4:25pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
If this is all the story u have then u be mumu, who buy u phone? How old are u? Blueace247: |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Maysdevices(f): 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Blueace247:Men will call themselves men and this one will still raise his hands up. She literally still won. Mumu. 1 Like |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Maysdevices(f): 4:30pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
anonymousthug:😹😹😹😹😹😹 |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Silentgroper(m): 6:59pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
This shiit was made up |
Re: I Stopped Being A Simp Today! by Emmypure: 8:45pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Fear women |
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