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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by macino1(m): 10:27am On Mar 13, 2016
Most churches take offering countless times. With difference names
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Daraph(m): 10:30am On Mar 13, 2016
7+..... Shalla to the Celestians
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by popcykaylah(m): 10:30am On Mar 13, 2016
Day star is just once..
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by aiksneffects: 10:31am On Mar 13, 2016
ify2016:
Like seriously, should some churches continue to be playing on their members psychology like this. I was opportune to attend one Apostolic in Akwa Ibom and my purse was left dry trying to please God and pastors in the name of offerings. The matter was so serious that I almost went borrowing for my T.fare. Imagine telling us to do new month for Jesus Christ and those that have not done Xmas for God should come out, exclusive of mandatory payment for seed sowing ni o etc. The number offerings was sixth times.
Oyàmí léñú!!!!! Where I attend my worship at St. Dominic's Catholic Church Yaba is not so and ours is usually twice may be twice in a month. First offering is for God while the second collection is for a particular project.

Please, how many times offerings are collected in your place of worship and what are they called?

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by teekay213(m): 10:31am On Mar 13, 2016
i don't go to church,i give my offering to d needy instead of some rich pastors.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Originalsly: 10:32am On Mar 13, 2016
@Op.....too late for me now.....how can you expect someone to remember how many times?....you needed to tell us before we attend church so we can keep count.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Daraph(m): 10:33am On Mar 13, 2016
makapella:
Ours is 7 bt nt compulsory
You're attending Celestial Church of Christ,isn't it?
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 10:33am On Mar 13, 2016
ify2016:
Like seriously, should some churches continue to be playing on their members psychology like this. I was opportune to attend one Apostolic in Akwa Ibom and my purse was left dry trying to please God and pastors in the name of offerings. The matter was so serious that I almost went borrowing for my T.fare. Imagine telling us to do new month for Jesus Christ and those that have not done Xmas for God should come out, exclusive of mandatory payment for seed sowing ni o etc. The number offerings was sixth times.
Oyàmí léñú!!!!! Where I attend my worship at St. Dominic's Catholic Church Yaba is not so and ours is usually twice may be twice in a month. First offering is for God while the second collection is for a particular project.

Please, how many times offerings are collected in your place of worship and what are they called?
why are you lying on a sunday.

Which 1 is doing xmas abi new year for God?.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by jamace(m): 10:33am On Mar 13, 2016
ify2016:
Like seriously, should some churches continue to be playing on their members psychology like this. I was opportune to attend one Apostolic in Akwa Ibom and my purse was left dry trying to please God and pastors in the name of offerings. The matter was so serious that[b] I almost went borrowing for my T.fare[/b]. Imagine telling us to do new month for Jesus Christ and those that have not done Xmas for God should come out, exclusive of mandatory payment for seed sowing ni o etc. The number offerings was sixth times.
Oyàmí léñú!!!!! Where I attend my worship at St. Dominic's Catholic Church Yaba is not so and ours is usually twice may be twice in a month. First offering is for God while the second collection is for a particular project.

Please, how many times offerings are collected in your place of worship and what are they called?
At the bolded, very true. I remember attending one church in Lagos in which the offerings were so many that some people gave out their T-fare. I recall vividly one woman and her children came to beg me for t=fare after the service. I pitied her and the children and gave her t-fare.
Too bad.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by dorox(m): 10:34am On Mar 13, 2016
ify2016:
Like seriously, should some churches continue to be playing on their members psychology like this. I was opportune to attend one Apostolic in Akwa Ibom and my purse was left dry trying to please God and pastors in the name of offerings. The matter was so serious that I almost went borrowing for my T.fare. Imagine telling us to do new month for Jesus Christ and those that have not done Xmas for God should come out, exclusive of mandatory payment for seed sowing ni o etc. The number offerings was sixth times.
Oyàmí léñú!!!!! Where I attend my worship at St. Dominic's Catholic Church Yaba is not so and ours is usually twice may be twice in a month. First offering is for God while the second collection is for a particular project.


Please, how many times offerings are collected in your place of worship and what are they called?

I don't get the quote in bold, if the second offering is for church project while the first is for God, doesn't that make your pastor God?

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Socketbet: 10:34am On Mar 13, 2016
Lolzzz I think say na only me e dey pain

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 10:34am On Mar 13, 2016
The method of moving to the offering basket some Sundays @ Maranatha Parish Gbagada dikwa very embarrassing then as a Corper angry
Now, I drop offering on ordinary days cos I don't/rarely go to Church undecided.
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 10:41am On Mar 13, 2016
tongue.
Na una dey cause a m
Me dey gather 20 naira full for purse. And na me dance pass during offering. I go just fold one 20 naira throw inside basket, after church I use 3k buy better meat wey I go take cook soup enjoy my Sunday o jare.

If na 5 times I stand up, na 100 bucks be that.
If I see say my small money don exhaust, I fold my hand like person wey carry money, if the basket reach my hand, I throw empty hand inside.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by rev2214(m): 10:43am On Mar 13, 2016
Look for churches where the word is been preached and don't force people to pay offering. So, you won't sin by your words.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by xage(m): 10:44am On Mar 13, 2016
This is how ur money gets to God

Give to your needy relatives, if you have left give to your neigbors on the right, if you have left give to your neigbors on the left if you have left take it to the house of God where it may be shared to the poors whom were out of your reach

Any other things outside this is a loss/ a waste of money
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by kelemagic: 10:48am On Mar 13, 2016
Winners chapel calabar, only one time.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 10:49am On Mar 13, 2016
herbie27:
why are you lying on a sunday.

Which 1 is doing xmas abi new year for God?.

How did you know she is lying? Are you a lie detector machine? undecided undecided
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by SycophanticGoat: 10:49am On Mar 13, 2016
tosyne2much:
Food don come for atheist... Lemme watch how they will start calling pastors thieves cool


I'm not an atheist but that wouldn't stop me from calling pastors thieves. They collect from the poor and fly in private jets. Did Jesus do that? They are supposed to emulate Jesus in living simple lives rather than emulating King Solomon that later fell out of favour with God. No wonder most of them commit heinous sins when compared to the ordinary church goers...

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Fourwinds: 10:50am On Mar 13, 2016
I put once.. D second one is optional for me
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by danielnomzy(m): 10:53am On Mar 13, 2016
Omo, d tin taya me 2 o.....evri sundaY na tithe...5 or 4 offerings...
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by herald9: 10:58am On Mar 13, 2016
From the comments on this thread, it seems the work of atheists are really paying off...



Atheism: Restoring Commonsense In Nigeria Since 1900 grin

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Abumadea: 11:01am On Mar 13, 2016
Back then in Abeokuta when was with my mum b4 moving back to lagos. There is this words and prayers ministry beside my mum's house. They were doing a crusade one day when I heard the invited pastor saying all of them shld write a letter to God stating their demands and enclose it in an envelope with all the naira denominations which will amount to 1885 naira each. While he was praying, he also said all of them shld bring out 10naira notes and use it to pray away the evil in their lives. After the prayer, he said they shld all drop the money on the floor and whoever picks it, pick a big problem. I began to imagine if they were going to sweep d money and dump it in the waste bin. After the service, I saw the massive crowd coming out of the church and I was like “wow, this pastor is in money”

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Louiscutedude(m): 11:09am On Mar 13, 2016
My z just twice normal Sunday offertory n Church project collection, but just because of this Lenten season It is na 3 dat z to support d poor n after lent it comes bk to normal two offering
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by ninodaniel(m): 11:10am On Mar 13, 2016
once I don drop my first offering, if dey like make d offering reach ten times na their biz.I no dey giv more than once. I go just bone for my seat if I cm d next Sunday make dey pursue me say I no give offering make I c. BTW if I dress sharp and c enof sharp babes I dey give as many as d church demands

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Louiscutedude(m): 11:11am On Mar 13, 2016
My z just twice normal Sunday offertory n Church project collection, but just because of this Lenten season It is na 3 dat z to support d poor n after lent it comes bk to normal two offering .......

Someone shud prove me wrong #Mary d Queen Catholic Church ekpoma Edo state

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Evidence1000(m): 11:15am On Mar 13, 2016
AlfaSeltzer:
It is the other way round for me. Satan doesn't beg me for money. Satan doesn't need my money. Satan just simply loves me without condition.
Lol! You have a problem, this guy.
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by mkpese1(m): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2016
How Christians r decieved everyday.

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by kingdenny(m): 11:20am On Mar 13, 2016
over thé years christianity has metamorphosized from one form to another, thé christianity i experienced growing up as a child is never thé same as an adult. Countless number of times of offering is just a pièce of it, mode of dressing , emphasis on prosperity and neglecting thé need to preaching on carrying one's cross and following Christ.
Thé truth is thé church has become a lucrative business hence thé changes. Tell thé people What they want to hear not What they need to hear has become thé motto of thèse churches

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 11:21am On Mar 13, 2016
4 times oh.. And I went with just 1h notes
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Nobody: 11:28am On Mar 13, 2016
Overcomers 8 times angry
Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by zionmade(m): 11:35am On Mar 13, 2016
this type of posts is all u see on sundays and the so-called christians cannot for once see that the admin of nairaland is just aiming at discouraging people from going to church. Go to friday and read the posts on the FP and see if u wud see one single posts discouraging terrorists from going to their training center ooops i mean mosque

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Re: How Many Times Do They Collect Offerings In Your Place Of Worship? by Fourwinds: 11:36am On Mar 13, 2016
EggovinMma:
tongue.
Na una dey cause a m
Me dey gather 20 naira full for purse. And na me dance pass during offering. I go just fold one 20 naira throw inside basket, after church I use 3k buy better meat wey I go take cook soup enjoy my Sunday o jare.

If na 5 times I stand up, na 100 bucks be that.
If I see say my small money don exhaust, I fold my hand like person wey carry money, if the basket reach my hand, I throw empty hand inside.
na white man u marry.?

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