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What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Just for fun I didn't really notice any funny thing from my dad but for my mom,that one na drama queen ,she is just unpredictable one certain time I noticed some frustration look on her face and I asked mom what's wrong,she said I have been looking for my glass to read bible for some times now I can't find it,have you seen it for me,I looked at her face and started laughing..if you can imagine what I saw on her face I just said,mom go and read bible you will see cc lalasticalala 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
my mama no get time for jokes my papa dey spend weeks for road so as for their kids no time to check the time 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:lol so no funny moment |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 6:38pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead:the only funny moment I can remember (but it wasn't funny back then) is when I got injured either by fighting of playing and it's time to treat it..........u knw now local wound dressing method hotwater + izal+sponge +towel go call your friends to call their enemies it's laughter all the way 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
∆ If it remains 1tuber of yam in the house. Believe me Mummy wants it pounded ∆ 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
The only funny thing I remember my mum for is that the second she finds her phone in your hands. Sorry, even if her battery was 100% when you carried it, and she found it at 100% she'll still accuse you of browsing with her phone and thereby reducing her battery life. I avoid her phone 'cause the incessant talks she'd that day. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Lovetinz(m): 7:04pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'. I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me. 'Can you beat him? ' he asked Of course! I yelled. OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV. 30minutes later I returned with a swollen face. 'Did you beat him?' he asked, 'No. His sister held my leg.' He laughed, 'Always know your mate' My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:lol somebody go wound you no go fit show your parent say you wound because of their home remedy 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:20pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Lovetinz:hahaha,that was how I was exchanging insult with one girl and she insulted me "ikpu mma gi"(my mother pus*y) na so I begin cry reach home and meet dad and he ask what the problem is and I said one girl insulted my mother pus*y lol and he said go back and insult her mother pus*sy too and stop crying LOL |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
kimbraa:lol you dare not go near my moms android phone,you will only have it when she need you to do something for her,even my elder bro that bought the phone for her is even restricted too lol |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by iamJ(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
what will i achieve after key pressing it? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 7:27pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead:she will still find out I remember 1 faithful day when I hit my toe on a strong root and my toenail dislocate and it's time to pull it off after mixing the hotwater with izal I sat down' facing the hot bowel of hot water mom; doublewahala cross your leg doublewahala: hesitating mom: dragged my leg and the leg mistakenly hit the bowel of hotwater and the hot water pour for grand heading straight to my mom government house u knw this awa village tiny and over short stool that when u sit ontop it looks like you are squating before my mother will get up the hot water don reach her wrapper the wrapper come help the hot water reach his destination sooner than she expects my mother began to behave like somebody who is receiving a head from a professional head giver all of us was beaten that night for relief laughing 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Lovetinz: ∆ Whether the sister hol your leg or not you lost the battle RIP to your Dad. ∆ 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead: kimbraa:Indome generation spoted 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:lol you no well,anybody can use Android in this 21st centuries |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Dasherz(f): 7:41pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
when cooking with mom in the kitchen and she eats meat from the pot she gives me this funny side eye look before giving me my own daddy has the world's funniest dance moves love them like crazy 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 7:43pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead:OK that means u still stay with ur parents now anyways are dey still acting funny? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:44pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Dasherz:hahaha,,that funny look mean say make you no try steal meat for pot or else I will beat you |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA:lol this didn't happen today bro,some years back |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Dasherz(f): 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead: lol more like.. you didn't just see me do that kinda look 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by DOUBLEWAHALA: 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead: you mean 2yrs back 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
my dad advicing me to get married at 18 and promising to sponsor the wedding, its still the funniest thing till date. he even asked to meet my boyfriend unfortunately i haven't started dating then, he would answer my calls and ask any male caller what is your relationship with my daughter, it was annoying at first, as the only girl he was desperate. im still not married. and he's still waiting. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 9:47pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
elyna:lol,,,biko go and marry and give dad grand children,,,,he shouldn't be waiting for long 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 10:27pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
My father remembers offences from before existence. My mother creates errands that are unending. Between me and my parents I can't grow fat. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:31pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Alero3Arubi:explain your father side further biko |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead:Bros leave am like that. I wan sleep. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by shaybebaby(f): 10:41pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Having dance competitions with my parents and siblings. Everyone knew I was the best dancer but my dad always declared himself the winner. I would cry my eyes out. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Alero3Arubi:lol ok,goodnight |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:46pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
shaybebaby:hahaha,he's just teasing you naa |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by shaybebaby(f): 10:48pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
mrdickhead:Everytime? The man was just chancing me jor. And his moonwalk was awful as well. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:50pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
shaybebaby:lol he must be a very funny dad ,hope now you no more cry when he declares himself the winner |
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