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The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:43am On Apr 20, 2020 |
Come and fetch the holy sperm of God. The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob has opened his sperm like a tap. Come and fetch the sperm and cure the world with it. My hope is built on nothing else than Jesus dicck and righteous mess. I cannot suck his dicck alone but call on all my friends and foe. On Christ God's solid dicck I stand, all other diccks are stinking bad, all other diccks are stinking bad (Song by Yahwehpenis) grin (Remixing YahwehPenis track) There shall be showers of cum shot. This is from promiscuous God. There shall be season refreshing, sent from the thick dick above. Showers of cum shot, showers of cum shot we lick. Curing all cases of Covid and healing the world covidwise 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by finalboss(m): 3:39am On Apr 20, 2020 |
What kind of fuckery is this
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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 8:34am On Apr 20, 2020 |
finalboss:i didn't say God bleeped to get the sperm o. He actually masturbated. He only bleeped ones in his lifetime and that was the Bleep with Virgin Mary to give birth to the only begotten son Jesus. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by finalboss(m): 8:45am On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu:so what made you think I would give two Fuvks about them ?? 1 Like |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 10:09am On Apr 20, 2020 |
finalboss:If u don't give two bleep den u ar my man. 2 Likes |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by HeavenlyHolines(m): 12:14pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
If you like write textbooks against God that wouldn't change who God is. He has told us that people like ur type will arise which he called Antichrist. So we r not perturbed. For the fact that u don't believe in him,wouldn't make him change his nature. Whichever way he use to control d world doesn't concern you because he is d maker n d creator of all. An employee doesn't tell the employer what to do. IPhone, Tecno,Infinix, Samsung etc products wouldn't tell the producers how to make them. They produce at their will. As Christians, we know this is not our final place n since he has promise us a place either by rapture or death in which ever come it may come,we are OK because his thoughts towards us is of peace n not of evil to give us a better end. Brethren, what shall separate us from d love of Christ? Corona virus, malaria,accident, war,hunger etc in all these things we r more than conqueror because greater is He that is in me than him that is in the world. I am born of God, filled with the spirit of God and I am on my way to Heaven. Shalom 4 Likes |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 12:23pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Dude grow up. This is childish. It wasn't funny when you started. It still isn't funny now. Makes you look very bad actually. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:23pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
HeavenlyHolines:The sperm of God is not cummin out because of the corobola virus which is affecting it. We don't need your long sermon, all we need is the longjoystick of God and the semens it can produce. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:25pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf:And how do u think I want to look like in the first place. NOTORIOUS like Nairamarley. Marlian, Marlian, Marlian, Marlian 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 12:28pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Like I said, grow up. Writing jokes about penis everywhere is stale. Look for something better to do with your time. If it's only joysticks your imagination is capable of constructing then that's a shame. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 12:31pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf:Penis is part of organ and trust I don't talk about other people's penis, just about God's penis. Nobody else in the world have mentioned it before except Yahwehpenis and here I am trying to fill his shoes. If u don't like it, just scroll it away. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 10:59pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf: He was saying the truth... 1 Like |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 11:03pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek: Like I said, you boys should grow up. This is the kind of things 13-year-olds find funny. There are many ways to argue against religion than this dumb nonsense. Grow up. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:07pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf: But geoworldedu is the one that wrote it not me,he said he has seen yahweh dick before and geoworldedu doesn't lie, so it's a must for me to laugh.. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 11:09pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek: And like I said, grow up. Laugh all you want. You are immature. If those kind of silly jokes littering everywhere is funny to you, you need to grow up. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:11pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf: Point of correction ,do you have brain at all?, is it possible for 13 years old boy to bravely say something like this or even have access to Nairaland to write something like this?, it's better you use your brain that was given unto you my friend.. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:14pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf: My friend, it was damn funny, this is the funniest thing I ever experienced before, I know that u are just pretending,you also would have burst into laughter immediately you set your eyes on great geoworldedu writtens, so stop pretending here please |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 11:16pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek: You are not only immature. You are a slowpoke. You think you are trolling me. Maybe you should look at my history to know the belief of the person you are dealing with. You think and talk like a kid. Your idea of fun is for the simple-minded. Keep crying. I am not a theist or even believe in God. But I will keep telling you to grow up. I know you are dumb. You will reply me again and try to say something about joysticks. Just grow up. That's my advice to you. Dumb kids on Nairaland. Gone are the days when atheists and irreligious people are actually the epitome of intelligence here. Then I used to be proud when I read as a guest and it made me very vocal about my unbelief. Now every scoundrel seem to want to be named among the ranks. Every hopeless riffraff with nothing to do thinks that trolling is a form of argument. Like I said, grow up. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Buliwyf: 11:19pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Just so you know. I know you are the same hopeless fool using another handle and trying to give life to his thread. So I will stop engaging. But like I said, grow up. Very soon it will be atheists and irreligious people coming for you. You make everyone here look bad with your foolishness. |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Nobody: 11:21pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu: I rebuke those words from your mouth for it is said do not take the name of the lord your God in vain for you shall be held guilty so desist from your arrogant behaviour and repent from this |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:23pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Buliwyf: OK I have heard, am still growing sir, and I will keep growing,but wait, u just mention peniss up there , that's my guy, you get the code ... Now that you are my friend, listen, am not trolling you,we are just discussing about what geoworldedu has been seen lately,I think he needs our helps so that he will stop seeing those gods masturbating,I don't have anything to suggest rignt now, but I know that u will have idea of good unseen medicine for him to stop writing what he saw, please suggest good one bra... |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:28pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Lawren76: Bro, I think geoworldedu needs our help rignt now,please stop saying all those things, instead proscribed a good "unseen medicine" for him, I trust him,he can't lie, he only writes about what he saw,you may not have seen those gods before but geoworldedu has seen their uncladness and how they are masturbating ... What do u think @ rtdCivilservant |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Nobody: 11:31pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek: U r not making sense |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 11:33pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Lawren76:, so u haven't sleep?, let sleep bro |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 11:49am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Lawren76:What have I done? |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 11:50am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Buliwyf:And now Godsaklek is Geoworldedu Your confusion has just begun |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by GodSaklek(m): 12:14pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
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Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by princevinco(m): 2:51pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Those that are reacting to geoworldedu posts are belittling themselves as to be reacting to a small boy irrelevant posts. The book of Proverbs 26:5 says "Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit". 1 Like |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Numero9: 3:39pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Your Father!! |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by aadoiza: 4:32pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
This OP is even a bigger arse-user than otem. 1 Like |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 6:05pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
aadoiza:You are a modafucker |
Re: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by geoworldedu: 6:05pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Numero9:Your mother |
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