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Men Please Be Simps by Gimmeballs(f): 5:08pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
We need them most. I haven't seen a redpiller or the so called alphas done anything tangible for their wives or gfs. So I go with simps anyday they're the best 4 Likes |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Gimmeballs(f): 5:10pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
I'll start scrutinizing men. Once I find out you're an Alpha I dump you no time |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by doayt09: 5:10pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs:You want someone to milk, huh? |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by doayt09: 5:11pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs:Hahahaha. What you need is an alpha male, not other way round. |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by hashtagged(m): 5:15pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs: Well you had them for thousands of years and you didn't treat them right, so don't complain about what they became. They are monsters you made 8 Likes |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by greymiles: 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs:Which bush this one come from? 2 Likes
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Re: Men Please Be Simps by hashtagged(m): 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs: Will an alpha ever tell you he is one, you won't even know, well even if you find out you would have fallen too deep for him while the simps would be watching from the friendzone. Simps end up with old ladies cause these ladies have no one but the simps to chase after them. 6 Likes |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Bluezy13(m): 5:17pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by RedPanthar: 5:27pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Even though he's overly nice to me I don't see my self indulging in Anal sex with him sooner or later. He said we go Anal or we are done. How could he shove a huge instrument inside my butt hole. Perhaps he wants to hurt me. Perhaps he doesn't love me anymore. advice please is anal sex worth trying? Enlighten me Thanks for ur contributions. |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by planetx13: 5:29pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Ok |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by planetx13: 5:31pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
And what have you benefited from all the simps you have dated??.... Just come online and be spewing trash... Ciao |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Nazgul: 5:37pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs:We will gladly become simps if you agree to be slaves, i.e you'll kneel down to serve us meals, call us daddy, remain quite when we're talking and ask for permission to speak. You will bring your salary to us and we'll tell you how much we'll allocate back to you from your own money. You mustn't complain when we womanize cos it's in our nature to be promiscuous. You must defend us in public even though we're clearly wrong. If these conditions are met I Nazgul do solemnly swear that I'll become a simp. 3 Likes |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by grim33(m): 5:39pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Before nko ode le like. |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by AnonymousIQ: 5:40pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Now I really believe the old statement "WOMEN ARE A CONFUSED SET OF HUMANS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY WANT" 1 Like |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by tobechi74: 5:42pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gimmeballs: Are you an alpha girl? |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by tobechi74: 5:49pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
doayt09: No, controlling girls love submissive guys |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by tobechi74: 5:50pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
RedPanthar:Try it once, if it hurt stop.if u enjoy it, continue. A trial will convince you |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Degrezhaa: 7:21pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
AnonymousIQ:Bro i disagree with you on this... WOMEN actually know what they want and what they are doing 1 Like |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Jessepaid(m): 7:32pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Shit....well.. You will only find true peace with a woman if you agree to everything she says and everything she does.. There will be no arguments or conflict whatsoever in the relationship The lioness hunts, and but the Lion always takes the first bite.. P:S you always know an alpha when you see one... |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by okanlanwon44879: 7:53pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Before nko ode le like. |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Bornsinner7: 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
I looked up her profile pic and saw three gluttons sitting around an empty table waiting for someone who will fall victim to sponsor their afternoon meal.. Good luck on your simp hunting.. 1 Like |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by TJaguar(m): 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Bornsinner7:What a deduction!! |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by TJaguar(m): 8:40pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
I hope when he gets too simpish you want to get sick of him |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Bornsinner7: 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
TJaguar: |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by missimelda01(f): 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
Redpillers are bunch of insecure boys. The key is having emotional intelligence not forming King Kong. |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Gimmeballs(f): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2020 |
Nazgul: |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by Nazgul: 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2020 |
Gimmeballs:Wetin happen...
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Re: Men Please Be Simps by SILENTandSMART2: 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2020 |
op I'm ready to turn to simp provided that you will take care of me like baby, spend cash on me baby girl |
Re: Men Please Be Simps by DEMZEE(m): 2:18pm On Dec 02, 2020 |
missimelda01: U lack knowledge of the redpill that's y u say so 1 Like |
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