This is how the Phonebook of a Typical Yoruba Woman Look like.

Iya Deji alaso
Isiaka eleran
Iya Monsurat elepo
Segun Onigi
Iya Lekan eleja
Saidi onisu
Iya ijesha oniru
Dele oni mooto
Funke alata
Sola omo baba basira
Ronke pomo
Mukinatu elepa
Kunle okada
Oriyomi alubosa
Bose Tailor
Gbenro elero
Rotimi olororo
Bimpe alakara ebo
(bimpe cake)
Funke tisha(teacher)
Taju kafinta(carpenter)
Sule Nepa
Seun Birikila

Add yours to the List and let the Fun goes Round...

hammedkola: This is how the Phonebook of a Typical Yoruba Woman Look like.

Iya Deji alaso
Isiaka eleran
Iya Monsurat elepo
Segun Onigi
Iya Lekan eleja
Saidi onisu
Iya ijesha oniru
Dele oni mooto
Funke alata
Sola omo baba basira
Ronke pomo
Mukinatu elepa
Kunle okada
Oriyomi alubosa
Bose Tailor
Gbenro elero
Rotimi olororo
Bimpe alakara ebo
(bimpe cake)
Funke tisha(teacher)
Taju kafinta(carpenter)
Sule Nepa
Seun Birikila

Add yours to the List and let the Fun goes Round...

Hehehehehe!

Lol, this is hilarious.

^ what's hilarious about it?

tpia@:
^ what's hilarious about it?

The truth.

^^is your mama included?

should i describe her?

tpia@:
^^is your mama included?

should i describe her?

Take am easy o. No be me say you go dey vex all the time.

tpia@:
^^is your mama included?

should i describe her?

Why refering to the mother? does that make you matured or intelligent as you always claim?

Pls don't take this personal, am just saying how Yoruba woman phonebook looks, not trying to insult...Anyway, that's how my mama's phonebook is despite the fact that she is educated to some extent

odumchi:

Take am easy o. No be me say you go dey vex all the time.

Who is vexing?


Na play o!

Very funny thread- can your mama ever be as funny as this.

Freiburger:
Why refering to the mother? does that make you matured or intelligent as you always claim?

No stalk the nler wey go make you hate yourself o.

Seun and/or mukina put you in general section- no let your longerthroat and pokenose push you to where you go see the thing wey go make you ask yourself abi dem curse me ni. Why i dey find wahala all the time.

Your mates browse quietly, post sensible comments or none at all, and leave. Those of you wey your village witches dey chase, do not.

^ I just asked you a simple question and you are here running your mouth, are you not ashamed of yourself? well, i neva get your time now.

Can somebody explain the joke in the opening post, if there is one, because I don't get it.

Freiburger: ^ I just asked you a simple question and you are here running your mouth, are you not ashamed of yourself? well, i neva get your time now.

Why must you credit my thread to someone else

Ha ha ha OP, you want omo oduduwa to finish you?

PhysicsQED: Can somebody explain the joke in the opening post, if there is one, because I don't get it.

if you read well, you will see that this a culture section, NOT a joke section...So watch it!

hammedkola: if you read well, you will see that this a culture section, NOT a joke section...So watch it!

Well, what's so funny?

Is the point of the thread that a typical Yoruba woman only has Yoruba names in her phonebook or what?

Physics, I think the humour lies in the fact that every name is stored/saved with the bearers occupation.
Ify pomo=ify the pomo seller.
Odumchi elero=odumchi the meat seller/butcher.
Hammad oni garri=hammad that sells garri.
Some names are also saved with the bearers residence.

ifyalways: Physics, I think the humour lies in the fact that every name is stored/saved with the bearers occupation.
Ify pomo=ify the pomo seller.
Odumchi elero=odumchi the meat seller/butcher.
Hammad oni garri=hammad that sells garri.
Some names are also saved with the bearers residence.

Oh, I see. Thanks.

^^^^^There's the Igbo version of it too.
It had more than 2000thousand comments on fb.

It's funny cos that's the way market/women rmbr their friends/business partners.