Letters for tits.


Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes.

A for ''Almost tits''.

B for ''Barely there''.

C for ''Can do''.

D for ''Damn good''.

E for ''Enormous''.

F for ''Fake''.

And the joke is?

Blohorn ''Bull''.


Pappu did not go to school one day.
The next day, when the teacher asked him why, he said ''our cow was on head, so i had to take her to the bull''.
''How disgusting!, I'm sure your dad could have done that'', said his teacher. Pappu replied '' no mam, my dad's not like your's, he couldn't have. It has to be the bull''.

Hmmm

Erection from females.


The diff between your girlfriend and ur wife.
Your girlfriend touches your hair hair and your c*ck stands!, your wife touches your cock your hair stands!

Heights


Height of irritation; hanging on a cliff with an ant on your balls.

Height of torture; hanging on a cliff with a scorpion on your balls.

Now datts funny.


Even d fact dat u now post jokes is funny.

U don dey try. Look like u post 3 dumb jokes and a funny one.

I'm expectin the 8 joke.

An old maid was held up in the dark alley.
She explained she had no money, but the robbers insisted it must be in their bra pants. They started searching and feeling around when she said, '' I told you i havent got any money'', the spinster said, ''but if you keep doing that, i'll write you a check''.

Dad's belief.

Son: what's the difference between love, relief and belief.
Father: Your mom is love, our maid is my relief and i'm your dad- That's my belief.

Nude pockets.

A nude woman gets into a taxi. The cab driver looks at her stupefief. ''what's up, havent you ever seen a naked woman?", the woman asked.
No, i'm just wondering where your supposed to take the money from.

Good night question.


Wife: if i should have an affair with your best friend, what would be the first thought to cross your mind.

Husband: That your a lesbian.

Hot blonde.

A blonde suffering from a sore throat goes to see a doctor. He asks her to take a sit.
The doctor got his torch and said ''open wide'' then the blonde replied '' i can't, the chairs fitted with arms''.

Dead weapon.


Judge: You want to divorce your husband for threating you with a dead weapon.

Wife: Don't get wrong your honour. I'm divorcing him for threathing me with a dead weapon every night.

TT is on FIRE!

Tipsy civilian.

A drunken man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells loudly, '' what the hell do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet 20 metres from here''.
The man amazingly yelled back, '' what do you think i have, a HOSE?''****. . . . .

TT

O boy. Dey fire on.

I DEY CLEAR ROAD FOR YOU

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of the latest arrival who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:

Mr. Schwartz had the longest, thickest, hugest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's unit. He stuffed his prize into a large jar of formaldehyde and took it home.

The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you just won't believe," he said, pulling out the jar.

"Oh my God no!" the wife screamed. "Schwartz is dead?"

Parking ticket.


I went to the store the other day. I was only there for 'bout 5 mins, & when i came out there was a motorcycle cop writting a parking ticket. So i said ''come on buddy how 'bout giving me a break?''.
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so i called him a dumb idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for bad tires!
Then i really got angry at him. He finished the 2md ticked and put in on the car with the first ticked.
So i once again ridiculed him and he wrote a 3rd ticket!
This went on for 'bout 30 mins. The more i abused him the more tickets he wrote.
''I didn't care, i dont have a car''.

Tabby attitude.

A friend of mine had named his 3 kids
NMW, DTGM, ITHA.
I asked why and he said
1st (NMW) ''Not my wife's
2nd (DTHM) ''Don't think he's mine.
3rd (ITHA) ''I think he's adopted.

Dirty minds.


If you feel stressed out, try to have s€x.
Let me teach you.
S = sleep.

E= eat.

X = xercise!

Dont think dirty.

Ituen, where d heck did u pop up 4rm.

I guess u've been released 4rm kirikiri.

[color=#000099][/color] am not laughing

Dont av 2.

nice goin tt

Thuglife, whether u laugh or nt. ***''I DON'T CARE''***.

Na fyte?

Those are really funny. Do I have permission to use them? Don't want to plagiarize.

permission granted

saucekid:

permission granted

lol are u the poster?