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Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by ayobase(m): 9:04am On Aug 28, 2012
Stella_Bella:
Whispering back .....no cheesy

@@singing.....clears throat....@@
What Im gonna do to make u love me.....what Im gonna do to me .........
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by chemashie(m): 9:51am On Aug 28, 2012
ayobase:

@@singing.....clears throat....@@
What Im gonna do to make u love me.....what Im gonna do to me .........
From what to do or not to do outside naija to love jingle. God is watching you.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2012
1.Look. listen,learn and Practise(LLLP)
2.Never play Terry G sangalow,apako music or any loud strange music cuz It will scare ppl away 4rm u immediately dey hear dat sound.....sounds funny though,but it haPpens to one of my friend
3.Always appreciate wat they give u
4.Be careful of packing full of friends u mingle with
5.Always do tinz in order,cuz they love orderliness or else "ALL EYES ON U"
6.Pls dnt let any phrase of ur sentence appear in pidgin english,like 'abeg','una' cuz I know u can repeat that if its part of u
7.In America u call breast- boobs,bottom- ass,trousers- pant,soda(any soft drink),medicine-tablet,etc
8.Wen u want to say the time in US,use quarter after nt quarter pass,quarter b4 nt quarter to...in america wen somebody shout u dnt call it 'shout' but rather she scream
9.Always note that some words that as letter T in america is pronounce as d bt in Uk T is T
10.When u hear d word 'bucks' they r referring 2 dollars
11.Don't call any body 'Nigger',u do dat for blacks n d street guys
12.But in all....,Look,learn,listen and Practise cuz dis four letter word will help u....tanks

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Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by eduson33(m): 7:20pm On Aug 28, 2012
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....little difference from dubai...thats muslim world for you


seunny4lif: Here in libya 1. Dont look a lady or a girl of 10yrs two times oh,na rain of stones for ur head with enough beaten 2. Thou shall nt piss for corner or anywhere exp.toliet 3. Thou shall nt greet an arab girl even if she dey greet u,run for ur life 4. Thou shall nt follow an arab guy home without ur friend or ur partner,na u sabi becos na ur yarnsh,go turn toto oh 5. Thou shall always be ready to run becos 12pm may turn to 8pm with enough anti-aircarft guns 6. Till coming on that....need to sleep.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by dont8(m): 9:47pm On Aug 28, 2012
Why no?
Stella_Bella:
Whispering back .....no cheesy
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by seunny4lif(m): 8:17am On Aug 29, 2012
eduson33: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....little difference from dubai...thats muslim world for you


Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by seunny4lif(m): 8:18am On Aug 29, 2012
But it not like that in morrocco becos u date and f**k them,as u like in morrocco,tuinsia little in algeria bt libya na death penalty be that oh.Na so dubia be,no drink,no women and no party.I don die o.
eduson33: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....little difference from dubai...thats muslim world for you


Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by eduson33(m): 8:37am On Aug 29, 2012
hahahahahahahahahaha,you go fear fear na...them go tell you make u no drink but them go they produce the hardest drink near your house.if you no take care,they will homo your yarsh join.
seunny4lif: But it not like that in morrocco becos u date and f**k them,as u like in morrocco,tuinsia little in algeria bt libya na death penalty be that oh.Na so dubia be,no drink,no women and no party.I don die o.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by ayobase(m): 8:53am On Aug 29, 2012
chemashie:
From what to do or not to do outside naija to love jingle. God is watching you.

I was running commercial break there....abi u no want us to generate fund for this thread!
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by grandroyale: 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2012
These things are really interesting, we should remember.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by jowizee(m): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2012
Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!
Looool, number 8 is a big joke and I don't agreee with all you said on here
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by StellaBella(f): 7:34pm On Oct 19, 2012
Why number 8?
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by StellaBella(f): 2:02am On Oct 29, 2012
okay, i just have to add this
guys pls shave your nose/ear hair,
nose hair is distracting.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by gotmoxie(f): 4:23pm On Nov 01, 2012
Stella Bella, sounds like you've been here (US) before...

I thoroughly enjoyed this post! Nigerians, I'm learning are very clever people. :-) My sense of humor completely.
And it's taught me a few things about Nigeria as well! A cross cultural post to be sure...

blessings!
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by StellaBella(f): 5:44pm On Nov 01, 2012
gotmoxie: Stella Bella, sounds like you've been here (US) before...

I thoroughly enjoyed this post! Nigerians, I'm learning are very clever people. :-) My sense of humor completely.
And it's taught me a few things about Nigeria as well! A cross cultural post to be sure...

blessings!
NIGERIANS are funny people
I love USA
but
Nigeria is still home.
Thanks

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Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by StellaBella(f): 6:00pm On Nov 01, 2012
MORE
1. Use condom for every encounter or else na 18 years payment...COMPULSORY
2. Before you bring any wife or husband..use am swear okija juju....Jesus later abeg
3. No fast money abeg. Prison na express here. Remember your nyash get hole. Prison people like any hole cheesy
4. Always remember home but trust no family member for big project. Do am thy self
5. Work, enjoy take vacations because LIFE IS TOO DAMN SHORT. ASK ABACHA OR STELLA OBASANJO.

MORE PLEASE.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by erico2k2(m): 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2012
Vicjustice:
Bravo, and also Nigerians should be educated on the use of deodorant/armpit roll-on: nothing more embarrassing than a stinking black person
U av low self esteem,why use the word stinking black people? Thats is very Derogative, anybody black green,white purple red will smell if they dont sort themselves out.
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by ZITRAN: 6:50pm On Oct 11, 2015
Afam4eva:

Abeg stop lieing. I go to American forums and i see how they insult anybody and everybody. I guess all of them are dead.
e.g
Re: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by ZITRAN: 7:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
basher:
That your XXXL nyash might be an ASSET in 9ja but it's a LIABILITY in the western world.
why

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