pps, which moment was the most embarrasing of your life? well, i'ld tell you mine.
i was in this salsa night club in são paulo when i was called upon on stage to play the bass guitar in one alejandro sanz song 'coracion partio'. when i was called,everyone was kind of hailing me even the beautiful morenas. i stood up, big boy and decided to jump without wanting to take the mini stairs to get on stage. on jumping my trousers suddenly divided from underneath into 2 the way mosses divided the red sea with everybody seeing that. man,OMG that was damn embarrasing.well,after i played the song,the greatest problem was returning to the table i was with my friends. just imagine for yourself how it was because i'ld not tell you the rest of it. I really got screwed that night, KAI!!

You definitely need to work on 'em sentences. It must be so embarrasing to menfolk of NLD.

@ass seed
gud 4.Ya. . . . And the embarrassment.

The porter doesn't noe how to lie. his embarrassing moment was wen i saw him wit a cucumber doing something

Tj the microscopic-eyed man.Infact,you see everything.Omniseeing.

Tj the microscopic-eyed man.Infact,you see everything.Omniseeing.

very funny lol

my most embarrasing moment happened today, about som mins ago wen i came into nairaland wid the hope and blessed assurance that i was coming to add some sunlight to my life, only for me to stumble accross this thread heavens alone knows how disappointed i was but then the post was kinna funny u know? i laffed and when i realized i just laffed, u can imagine my embarrasment

okay guys lets have urs!

"@poster well done u hear?

@rebellious
correct me na you wey be professora. tell me why naijamen go wan become 'gentlemen' to naija women like you. busy body. who u dey form for(You HAVE TO WORK ON 'EM SENTENCES).u think sey i no know you? no be you dey collect shandy for mile 2 frm bus conductors. *HISSES*

lol

Wat the 4uck is omniseeing aristole.

Wat the 4uck is omniseeing aristole.

hcl_acid:

@rebellious
correct me na you wey be professora. tell me why naijamen go wan become 'gentlemen' to naija women like you. busy body. who u dey form for(You HAVE TO WORK ON 'EM SENTENCES).u think sey i no know you? no be you dey collect shandy for mile 2 frm bus conductors. *HISSES*

I guess your parents didn't tell you the truth about how they met, that's why you blurted it out like that.

Rebellious:

I guess your parents didn't tell you the truth about how they met, that's why you blurted it out like that.

they met at, lol

@rebellious
are u jelous because you ain't got no parents. sarcastica

I wish I could reply but my PC's firewall is blocking your stupidity from breaking into my PC.

@rebellious
do not involve people's parents if you get stupid when yours are being referred to. okay?

Don't give me that bullshit.

Its being all war this week

Its being all war this week

And doznt luk lyk its g0nna end.

Its rly great. round 1 fight__mig sell tickets

wow rebellious! You're almost embarasingly funny, you got some great wit girl, I love that in a girl. Your manner of speech is terrific. I think i should learn from you.

na person dem dey yab like this?
firewaLL blocking stupidity

i fear oooh lol

@rebellious
too much of virtual conversation has made you nuts.you should be in the Guinness's book of record as the greatest nut case in history of man.

lol

na wa o

Thug Life I have been trying to call you are you online now, Prosper

na me be rebellious promoter,watch out,dis chick's on FIRE!!!!!!!

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hcl_acid:

@rebellious
too much of virtual conversation has made you nuts.you should be in the Guinness's book of record as the greatest nut case in history of man.

Yeah I should have but you are presently keeping the record for the next 100 years. Too bad for me, huh?