There was a day i went to see someone at Intercontinental bank Head office, Victoria Island for the very first time. Garbed in my suit and feeling really cool, i strolled in only to discover that i would have to get to the banking hall on the escalator. Gosh! i had only seen this in films, How would i do it naow Anyway, i braved up and walked towards it with my heart in my mouth now feeling highly nervous about climing it. In my fear, i gripped the railing too hard and the escalator kept ascending, cant remember what or how it happened but i found myself ascending along with this scary steps sprawled upside down the escalator. Boy!!! The thing lifted me high to the full glare of everyone in the banking hall. Chai!!! Thank God for some good samaritans who lifted me to my feet as soon as i got to the top. Maaaaaaan, i wished the floor could just swallow me.

Slipping on ice in front of a full bus. When I was lifted up EVERYBODY on the bus was laughing. I was only 13.

LadyT:

Slipping on ice in front of a full bus. When I was lifted up EVERYBODY on the bus was laughing. I was only 13.

hahhahahahaha. I wanna see that. can you demonstrate it again?


@post
When I was laughing so hard my water came out of my nose. In front of the boy I had a crush on That was when I was 18 ofcourse. But i still laugh when I remember it

the very first day i travelled on air,i had to tell someone to fasten my seat belt for me,cos i couldnt do it,it was very embarassing

i already said mine. i was trying to jump on stage when my trousers divided nastily into two in front of everybody. after playing i went away through the back stage without even saying bye to my friends. i was really lucky that i went along with my car. kai!!!!!!

i dont consider mine a joke

mine is when i make phone calls

segunpc wat happens wen u make phone calls

ill tell you wat happened to me on phone

well mine happened on a very good dai, happen to have a relative who stammers badly, wenevr i call this brova of mine, though he is skuling at uni jos, so on this day i caled this boi to inform him that ive sent him some pay, being that he stammers whatever i say, i will have to shout and repeat it 4 or 3 times and then wait till eternity before i get wat he is trying to say, and on that day i was using a public phone and that was how i was shouting into the phone wit frustration written all over my face, i bet if there was a mad man around we would have married me cuzz having a mad woman on phone is rare this daiz

mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

tuk2neaty:

mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

Damn! Wish me was there!

mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

wat an embarrasing moment

Na rope string she bin wear.

pata olokun

ye pa

akara tu si epo.

lol

ileke ma ja si le ma ja si ta, ibikan lo saa ma ja si

nah una gt una mouth, una fit carry am chop shit.
@anus man aka the dwart stiff master, wht r thou doth hereth?

OH MY LAWWWWWD!!!! THAT WAS BAAAAD!!!! JJC IN THE G- STRING CATEGORY!!!

@anyusman, werent u supoose to b n skool? wht exacty r u doin here?

jamah, i sid it was my 1st tyme, thres is always a 1st tym for eveytin, plus i wore the wrong ones

u wore d wrong ones or u didn't tie d rope well

notin do u my sis

@Tuk2neaty, my headmaster drive commot for class becos i dey eye one gal for class!

That ur rope-string na wao. d rope still dey?

@tytylayor
i be like say i no tie the rope well my bros.
@ayusman
hw the rope go dey reach now? wetin u wan use am do sef?
u wan use am W-A-N-K? the truth or,

hmmm the panties shld be called L string becos e be like rope.

hummm, after my g string showing incident i feel im not the only one that felt embarrased, the gstring is better than wat happened to me one silly evening.


i was coming back from work and i was about climbing onto a bus to go to my uncles place for d weekend, when suddenly i realized that all my under neath was blood stained (red robot at it again). I wan die, i was like i would have been laffed at and all dat. i entered an empty bus nd just begged d conductor to get off. he closed the door and i changed to a skirt in d garage, imagine a big gal changin in a bus in d garage and the male conductor knowin i was On. Men is dat embarassing or degrading? God punish mensuration o.

and as for the escalator guy, u gat me laffing my head off, tears came outta me eyes, i almost farted , but i thank God for my ass

@ademiller

i dnt tink dat shud be an embarrasment cozz its a normal tin dat happens to females, i believe guys do understand, compare to d g L string, dat one na reaaaaaal ebaricement

tytylayor, if na outside naija u dey, hennnnnnn them understand, but na nigeria i dey u hear, thank u, tis embarassing

sorry sista gstring n broda elevator , mine was wen i n my b/f had to face a doctor and he was to ask about ow i saw my b/f 's dick a nyt b4. it had to do with a tortion as in d twisting of the balls in the scrotum n my witnessing was goin to be a final word whether to have a operation immediately or not.believe me it was scary but also embarassing wen he started asking questions like;

close ur eyes
ow did the nyte go?
did he kiss u?
was it french or english?
did he handle wit ur breasts?
ow was it?
did u handle wit his dick?
ow was it?
did he go down?
did he use his hands?
did he use his mouth?
ow were the position of the balls?
was one up? was d oda down?

GGODDD!!!!!!!!! i wanted to dieeee, but i just had to answer them cos it eventually made him know the position of the balls, PLUS he had to do an operation . it was scary n embarrasing.!!!!!!!

DId he spend 2 mins (Soup style) on u?