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U DIS ANUS

wat a hole can do an anus can do more berra

oluyemimi:

sorry sista gstring n brother elevator , mine was when i n my b/f had to face a doctor and he was to ask about ow i saw my b/f 's privates a nyt before. it had to do with a tortion as in d twisting of the balls in the scrotum n my witnessing was goin to be a final word whether to have a operation immediately or not.believe me it was scary but also embarassing when he started asking questions like;

close your eyes
ow did the nyte go?
did he kiss u?
was it french or english?
did he handle wit your breasts?
ow was it?
did u handle wit his privates?
ow was it?
did he go down?
did he use his hands?
did he use his mouth?
ow were the position of the balls?
was one up? was d oda down?

GGODDD!!!!!!!!! i wanted to dieeee, but i just had to answer them because it eventually made him know the position of the balls, PLUS he had to do an operation . it was scary n embarrasing.!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness, i guess the doctor wanted to watch imaginary porn because all the previous questions werent just necessary! But guuuuurl, that was fu ;Dnny!

farted at an interview and was dismissed

wat a miss fortune

one time i slipped, fell on my bottom and slid down a slippery pavement, there was a pole in front of me and bashed me in between my crotch, painful and embarassing

oh gosh, that must have given u a multiple orgasm. how long did it last

its still there

mykali:



oh gosh, that must have given u a multiple orgasm. how long did it last

orgasm ke? paaaaiiinnn

@ib
talk true e no dey?

@orgasm
of course it no dey, orgasm o ejaculation ni

she's still suffering from the hangover

mykali:

she's still suffering from the hangover

de craze o

crazy people make the world fun to live in

how is ur bla bla bla? hope it hasnt expanded? cuzz u knoe i care about all my bla bla bla carriers

@clemcy
bla bla bla update! !

she don put ice cream 4 dere just to kul off

Mine was, when a security man ask me to ZIPup my trouser pant at the America Embassy Abuja.

Last year late december at the beach, i waz having all the fun in the world and afta eating and dancing to music, i decided to go into the water to have fun. meanwhile i had on a bikini, my brother took my hands and told me he wanted to take me farther into the water, i waz a bit scared but i followed. halfway way in the water, there comes this mighty wave and before i knew it i waz under the water struggling to surface up and i had lost my brothers grip, i eventually surfaced and i was facing dose sitting on the sand and i realized they were laughing and looking at my chest, i looked down and saw my that my tits had popped outta my bikini, and i waz there trying to use my hands to cover them, there comes anoda wave and my showercap comes off my head, meanwhile i was strugglling to get the showercap and at the same time cover my tits wit both hands.fortunately for me, my sister came to my front to block everyone's view and my brodas friend helped retrieve the shower cap. it was then i was able to rearrange myself.  i was so embarssed but wen i think abt that day now, i just laf at it!

@ Aggie
Hi. That most hv been at Alfa beach. Am I right?

@chookym
nah it was at suntan beach!

my most embarrasing moment as when a girl slapped right in front of my babe, men it was not a good sight

was it the slap that made ur eyes not a good sight or the embarrasment that caused not the good site?

both

my most embarrasing moment was one of them days i was looking for job. i was wel dressed and wanted to meet up with the appointment i had with a family friend concerning a job. there was a dirlty filled gutter infront of me very close to a bank. it was so filled that it looked like ordinary ground with dirt. unknowingly, i stepped on it and into the very very dirty gutter. guys you need to perceive the stench. Goooooood. you guys should not make me remember that day
my whole body was painted black up to my tommy just below my chest. even though i incured heavy injuries the psychological trauma and embarrassment i faced that day was far more hurting than the injuries i sustained. to get a bike that will take me home was a problem, everybody watched me, some ,am sure, saw it as funny but most ladies around pitied me. finnaly i got a bike and rushed home.

ughhh

guys that day was so frustrating for me that i forgot to give my babe a good night kiss,y'all know what i mean? right? if you no know, sorry for you!

@Aggie
Ok. I witnessed something like that at lekki last xmas season. was really embarrassing for the lady.

cant rem an embarrasing moment no
but i pity ya all

u beta come a say ur own cos i knw u av alot under ur belt

alot you say??

like a full bla bla bla wettin 2 expolde

i go like dey there wen e explode sha