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| These Are Real 911 Calls! by Mamajama(m): 7:11pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and lef t it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is, Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by Migines(m): 7:56pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
"i may be old, but not stupid" lmao |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tjtj1(m): 8:25pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
106259.msg1858459#msg1858459 date=1200507068] Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.  [quote][/quote] the biggest idiot |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by Migines(m): 8:27pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Lol dint even c dat lmao |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by nafsquare: 8:28pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
hope u are not the last caller  |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tjtj1(m): 8:52pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
lol migines we are suspecting you  |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On Jan 17, 2008 |
just i like i have been suspecting u |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by topeteadr(m): 9:26am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Mamajama:Rotflmao , . . this is awesome |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by ituen(m): 2:25pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
This is rib cracking |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tufe(m): 2:29pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
ituen is the last caller miggy is the 1st and clemcy the 2nd |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
HMMM U happen to be the err err *aww sorry tufe i dont have tyme babes* |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by Mamajama(m): 4:08pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
More 911 calls need set your volum high to enjoy http://www.metacafe.com/watch/700139/real_funny_911_calls/ |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tufe(m): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
clemcykul: its a joke dude, sorry if it got to you  |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tjtj1(m): 6:36pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Mamajama:lol the 1st nd second got me, imagine askin a police officer how to cook |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by Emperoh(m): 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Migs, Clemcy we 've gat to run this Tufe Guy outta here. Mamajama the jokes are cook |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tufe(m): 7:12pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
you scared to do it yourself  |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tjtj1(m): 7:54pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
lmao @ tufe: |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by Migines(m): 8:53pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
@tufe nor provoke me o. |
| Re: These Are Real 911 Calls! by tjtj1(m): 9:01pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
migines its aiight |
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