In a small southern town, Billy Joe shows up at the doctor's office at
2:00 p.m. one Sunday afternoon with several bruises on his face.

The doctor says, "Another barroom brawl, eh Billy Joe?"

"No!" answers Billy Joe. "This happened in church!"

"In church? What happened?" asks the doctor.

Billy Joe says, "Well, I went to church and sat in the pew. Then a real
big fat woman sits in the pew in front of me. We get up to sing, and I
see that her dress is stuck up the crack of her butt, so I pulled it
out for her. Then she whopped me with her purse."

The doctor treats his wounds and warns him not to do that again.

A week later, on Sunday afternoon, Billy Joe is back at the doctor's
office, bruised worse than before. The doctor said, "Now this must have
come from your friends at the bar, right Billy Joe?"

Billy Joe looks sadly into the doctor's eyes and cries, "No! No! This
happened in church again!" Extremely puzzled, the doctor asks for the
explanation.

Billy Joe says, "I went to church and sat in the pew. My friend John
Boy comes in and sits down next to me. Then comes this same big fat woman
again, and she sits in the pew in front of us. We get up to sing, and
her dress is stuck up the back of her butt again."

The doctor says, "Oh no, Billy. You didn't pull it out again! Didn't
you learn your lesson last week?"

"No, no, Doc, I didn't pull it out," replies Billy Joe. "John Bob did.
And knowing how much she doesn't like that, I tried to push it back in
for her!"

An unemployed Nigerian guy (with Phd) abroad got a new job at the zoo. They
offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on
the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During
one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies
there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up
or we'll both lose our jobs!("BO BO MI, GBE ENU RE DAKE O , KO MAJE KI ISE BOLOWO AWA MEJEJI O) TRANSLATION IN YORUBA. HA HA

which one concern u u sef bring ur own and paste here too

parki:

which one concern u u sef bring ur own and paste here too

bu ha ha, fanks o jare! No mind am.

Romade, you cant let me be, y now?

see romance dey feel like baller for here o, cmon will u gerrout. battybwoy

parki:

see romance dey feel like baller for here o, cmon will u gerrout. battybwoy

Did I mention how much I lauv you?

save it for later but i am not here to make friends i am just here for fight for justice and right. Gosh atleast make pple like romance give odas the chance to express themselves here abi them call una name put wen seun open joke forum

BU HA HA HA

I still dey ya side even though u just trowey lauv back for my face.

Roma, where u dey hide with tail between ya legs?

Roma, Na joke nah!

This is what makes here fun, I hope you know its all joke. . . and I'm sure Parki means no harm too.

but sharrap? me? dont hold ya breathe o! because dat aint gonna happen not after u broke my heart! How dare you?!??!!!

blissieng:

An unemployed Nigerian guy (with Phd) abroad got a new job at the zoo. They
offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on
the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During
one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies
there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisse[b]s, "Shut up [/b]
or we'll both lose our jobs!("BO BO MI, GBE ENU RE DAKE O , KO MAJE KI ISE BOLOWO AWA MEJEJI O) TRANSLATION IN YORUBA. HA HA

LMAO

ok romance u can come back for i meant no harm i was only taking a piece mate

and abeg no dey fall my hand for here now why u come dey tell this mukee bad things about me now

even if i sour for mouth but u for the encourage am atleast

hw can, wen i get my sat nav for here

I think this is a match made in heaven. . .

tufiakwa

dont think Roma's on the same page dearie.

A man was alledged for killing is wife with a hammer...and he was charge to court, u were alledge for killing ur wife with a hammer guity or not guity said d jugde....
Guity the man said..
Then one man shout from the audience shut up stupid animal..
Shut up the judge told the man, then dey ask again guity or not guity the man say guity...
The man from the audience stand say up u dix stickin rotin animal..
Who are u,the judge asked the man,
my lord iam his neigbhour,and i have come to his house to borrow hammer and he told me that he dont have...