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Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:05am On Oct 12, 2012
Children Are Witty Thinkers!
____________ _________ _________ __
____
TEACHER: Maria, go to the
map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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____
TEACHER: John, why are you
doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it
without using tables.
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_______ ___
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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_______ _____
TEACHER: Donald, what is
the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you
talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said
it's H to O.
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__
TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have
today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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_______ ___
TEACHER: Glen, why do you
always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ __
_______
TEACHER: Millie, give me a
sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.....
Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the
ninth letter of the alphabet.'
____________ _________ _________ __
TEACHER: George
Washington not only
chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also
admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still
had the axe in his hand....
____________ _________ _________ __
______
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell
me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________
TEACHER: Clyde , your
composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same
dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________ _________ _________ __
___
TEACHER: Harold, what do
you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are
no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
____________ _________ _________ __
__
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S
MEDICINE!!
Hit LIKE....

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Re: Teacher's Jokes by ATMC(f): 6:51am On Oct 12, 2012
Smart kids!
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 7:38am On Oct 12, 2012
ATMC: Smart kids!
Lol... Smart indeed
Re: Teacher's Jokes by ilorioluwaseun: 7:51pm On Oct 12, 2012
makin sense....good job
Re: Teacher's Jokes by realsammie(m): 11:03pm On Oct 12, 2012
i luv this. nice one OP
Re: Teacher's Jokes by larrymoore(m): 9:48am On Oct 14, 2012
Good compositin
Re: Teacher's Jokes by MCDumexx: 1:54pm On Oct 14, 2012
Joke grade. 10/11
Re: Teacher's Jokes by timbros(m): 2:00pm On Oct 14, 2012
Nice one
Re: Teacher's Jokes by maggilove(f): 2:21pm On Oct 14, 2012
Kip it up.
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 2:27am On Oct 15, 2012
Thanks guys
Re: Teacher's Jokes by sexiestharam(f): 7:34am On Oct 15, 2012
Love your jokes OP
Re: Teacher's Jokes by princysharma90(f): 7:41am On Oct 15, 2012
Loved all the jokes...Very funny and smart kids... grin
Keep them sharing..
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:19pm On Oct 16, 2012
JOKE 2:

Akpors was accused of R.a.p.ee...
In Court His Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as
evidence saying, " Your Honor see this, can he
R.a.p.ee.* with this tiny tot? '...
Akpors whispers, "Don't shake it, we may lose the
case!!"
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:54pm On Oct 16, 2012
JOKE 3

A student failed law & decided to
make a deal with
professor
sir, do u know everything about
law?
Prof:yes
Student; if u can answer dis
question,i will accept
my final marks,
if u can't, u have to give me 'A"
professor agreed
The boy asked, 'what is legal but not
logical, logical
but not legal &
neither legal nor logical?
The prof thought about it for hours
& pondered...
But no answer.
He had to finally give up as he
really did not know.
He gave the boy his 'A'
The following day, professor asked
same Question
to his students.
He was shocked when all of them
raised their
hands.
He asked one student the same
question.
He answered: sir, u're 65, married to
28 year old,
this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a
23 year old
boy, this is logical but not legal
Your wife's boyfriend has failed his
exam & yet u
have given him an 'A'
It's neither logical nor legal
The professor collapsed...
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:58pm On Oct 16, 2012
JOKE 4

A guy got employed at a big company as a
cleaner. On his 1st
day at work, he picked upa
telephone, dialed a number and
shouts on the phone; Get me a
glass of tea, quickly!. The voice
from the other side responded;
You Fool!. You've dialed the wrong
number. Do you know who you
are talking to?" The guy
replied,"No". The voice said,"I am
the CEO of this company" The guy
shouted," Do you know who you
are talking to?" The CEO replied,
"No" The guy said,"That's Good!."
And quickly puts down the phone

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