hello all pls never ask a grand mummy to stand as a witness at a trial or elessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

ENJOY!!!!

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they
aren't prepared
for
the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney

called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I've known you
since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to
me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate
people and talk
about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
when you haven't
the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across
the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence
attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was
a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
drinking problem. He
can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of
the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with
three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench
and, in a very
quiet
voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she

knows me, I'll
send
you to the electric chair

I understand that ur new here but the joke is old sha

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elementus

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just your name got me laughing
elementus

if your parents wated a tus name they should have chosen from the list below

sixtus, beltus, chrisantus, titus, abeg the list long ya


u be yeye persons oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its just a nick name ok and i guess u like it.

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