Three mice sit in a bar. The
first one brags, "I am one bad
asz mouse! In my hood, we have
huge mousetraps. I take the
damn cheese out of all of them."
The second one brags, "Well, I'm
a bad asz mouse too. In my
hood, I mix rat poison with my
milk and chug it down every
night before I go to bed."
The third gets up and starts to
leave. The other two mice both
yell, "Hey chicken, where do you
think you're going?"
The third one replies, "Going
home to Zap the cat."

nice

Iya Isa I mean Iysaa did u get d joke.Maybe you help
me out.

oh dear, i got it all. .i'm kinda greedy, too stingy to share.

And pls pls don't beg cos i won't consider.

The original version is funnier!


"The third replied: You see that cat there, na me give am belle"

lol knew i've heard that from somewhere.

Check this out, mouse,asz mouse,mouse traps,chicken,cat,poison those are names of the characters in this piece and if I'm to provide the setting for this cast, you know it must surely be a VILLAGE SETTING or ANIMAL FARM and this could only be understood and interpreted better  by someone close to the setting.And we will surely have 'a nice' one.Cheers!Just adding more jokes to joke.

No vex my STINGY Dear IYA ISAA.You took breast off the little boy and replaced it with chemical bottled up in a can.STINGY INDEED!

this counts the whole number of times u despoiled the horses and rode off on the women!!bad asz Rat!

Putting flesh around the character, you are doing well in this role I lumbered on you.You rattled out those words like the Rats.Thanks for making it a good show, more actors are coming up to challenge you

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thiscounts:

Putting flesh around the character, you are doing well in this role I lumbered on you.You rattled out those words like the Rats.Thanks for making it a good show, more actors are coming up to challenge you

lol. .more deodorant to your armpit. .and hanky in your pocket. u dont need to let the sweat drip like that.

f.u.c.king derailers

what the heck are u talking about?

Dr_Smile:

The original version is funnier!


"The third replied: You see that cat there, na me give am belle"

posted it last month under-3 naija rats

3 Rats de argue who b big boy pass.


1st one say "I climb rat trap dance Awilo on top & nothin happen".



2nd one say "I eat rat poison but i no die".



3rd one say "U see dat cat? na me give am bele"

O.K we get it but e don reign pass.

lancaster:

posted it last month under-3 naija rats

3 Rats de argue who b big boy pass.


1st one say "I climb rat trap dance Awilo on top & nothin happen".



2nd one say "I eat rat poison but i no die".



3rd one say "U see dat cat? na me give am bele"

who sen u?
If studio can get the joke every dick can
lol (no offieence)

hope u are not a butt-licking pr, ck, studio no be ya papa

Da_b¤§§.:

who sen u?
If studio can get the joke every manliness can
lol (no offieence)

Da_mugu

lysaa:

Da_mugu

u no dey fear face?

lancaster:

hope u are not a butt-licking pr, ck, studio no be ya papa

dis na jokes section
abeg no insult me.

Da_b¤§§.:

u no dey fear face?

if u get face u nor go cower under stud mask.

u make me laugh.
How are u sure da_boss and studio cfr are not the same person

i can't be bothered.

ba_bass no be fight abeg, na still joke section we de no be age declaration sect.

I peeped to see how the drama is going, but wait a minute those who are closer to the cats,rats,mice are claiming associate, love you all, doing well in this adaptation of someone'lse  piece written badly by DA, ss  and made nice by Iysaa.

I don run go back again.

i bet u're not wearing ur face hat today again. .and u know sun effect is not a plus to ur head functioning.

thiscounts:

I peeped to see how the drama is going, but wait a minute those who are closer to the cats,rats,mice are claiming associate, love you all, doing well in this adaptation of someone'lse  piece written badly by DA, ss  and made nice by Iysaa.

I don run go back again.

na where dis one commot from?

from the left side of yaba. U can cease him till they come and carry him away.