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| Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by GentleNaaz(m): 6:14pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY? Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats! • The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate • The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert • The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert • The 4th was eating your land and house documents • The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project • The 6th was eating your Bible. . . Which one will you kill first, and why? 34 Likes 16 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by kasimseun(m): 6:16pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
all of them.. 30 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM (at the same time o) Dey swear for them ni 82 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood 58 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by rawtouch: 6:20pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
will use one stone to kill six rats 14 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
I been don spread the rat poison I bought from patoranking back then, I go just calm down because I know say all of em don die. working on my Album.................... 51 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Emyogalanya: 6:26pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
The fifth rat is dead i'l employ shecow to carry out the job since a bible is there its like a church already and boko boys never miss any church bombing as for other docs an affidavit will do and they are replaceable and since no 5 is there who needs 1, 2, to be answering somebody sir, sir 33 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by indiraserv: 6:26pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Hanhan only one person 6 rats at the same time destroying his most important documents? They must be a special delegation from village enemies squad 190 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by demmy0325(m): 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
mrsefan:..  25 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by GentleNaaz(m): 6:28pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
kasimseun:How? |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by GentleNaaz(m): 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
rawtouch:  1 Like |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by demmy0325(m): 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Tapout(m): 6:31pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time? 46 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
money sure pass 1 Like |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by loomer: 6:35pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
All of the above. |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Bilion dollar contract folowd by b.sc. I wud buy anoda bible 19 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Adeoba10(m): 6:39pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
I will bring out my phone n take dia pix den come to nairaland n ask dis exact question with pic attached... 214 Likes 16 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Adeoba10:LMAO!!!! OH LAWD!!! 23 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by axiliborha(f): 6:45pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Wait o but who know that Na this kind post they make FP..... Well let me comment....please every one clear road Ehhn enough space dey.....first of all reason number one why I will kill first rat.....that BSc is the reason why I have my NYSC certificate so therefore the two rats are in trouble.... Secondly.....the NYSC certificate is the reason why I had my BSc..... Thirdly..... The Marriage certificate is the reason why I finished school had a BSc went for NYSC and got married..... Fourthly.....the Land and house certificate is the reason why I had my BSc NYSC got married and have house abi Na under bridge I go stay.... Fifth......the muti billion dollar contract is the reason why I have number one two three and four combined because we no dey higher institution where we will soak garri again..... And the last but not the least..... The Bible...God the whole reason why I wrote all that...... So therefore all the rat must DIE BY FIRE .................. All these space that I left must not be wasted @Op take note give them to my children........ And this post must not be a waste it must make FP........ Peace out 7 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Lilyomi(f): 6:49pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Wif one stone at da 5th rat, all of them will run. Then I wl pack my docs n lock door. To get rat poison niyen. 12 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Tapout(m): 6:50pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Adeoba10: hoi.. 3 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Darlinhercules(m): 6:51pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
5 and 6 |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by missbehave247(m): 6:53pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Make we both reserve space for our children since the rat no go chop space  axiliborha: 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by McCarlito(m): 7:00pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
@Op: ur villagers are really working so hard... if not why would all these rats be attacking strategic and important documents at the same time.... kai!!!!! 6 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by MrCork: 7:02pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
GentleNaaz: ..PLEASE MOVE YOR RAT WAHALA TO JOKE SECTION JOR....romance section is for chasin chicks!!  Cc Ishilove 10 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Mhen even before I finished reading the post, the 5th rat was already dead!!! You see as a multi-billionaire, both my Alma-mater and NYSC will be the ones to come and offer me fresh certificates plus even honorary PhD. The Bible is not even an issue, e no go pass 3000, NGN. Land and House can be processed again while dedicating newer houses sef. Marriage certificate...Mtchew, FSLC is even more important than that one 24 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
^^^ Chisos!!! This is the most wicked post I have ever seen on NL 2 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by omojesu202(m): 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
No need to kill. I'll just wake up from my sleep. that's hell of a nightmare 16 Likes |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
The op |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by bobcharly(m): 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
There's a rat poison called 'weda e chop am or e no chop, the stubborn rat must die' trust me, they will all die at once.. OR I may resort to pleading with them to free my documents..because that may be a 'village thingy' 3 Likes |
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