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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by hamzeiy: 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2015
indiraserv:
Hanhan only one person 6 rats at the same time destroying his most important documents?
They must be a special delegation from village enemies squad
...i tell u..if i see sucj na to strt night prayer oh...village pple dun send evil rat .......no rat fashion against me shall prosper
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

Even God would approve if u kill d last one undecided

We talking about rats here abi,, just confirming
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
Pls Check my signature & download my song.Thanks
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by enigmang: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
Freemanan:
There won't be a 6th rat cus I got no Bible... But I think I will kill the first.... I can't buy a degree again.... It's my mist cherished possession.


But it can be replaced... your school will give you another one...
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by trenchard(m): 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
The dude that clear space must be very stuipid
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by ugoezeik(m): 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
gbam! u nail it
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by bellosas: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
[quote author=mrsefan post=34969431]I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood[/mugu
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by lummy5000(m): 7:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
This is what we called sent items
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by U2ice(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?
Be sincere........ .You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, and why?

Mehn na d 5th 1 ooo.....I go later set trap 4 d rest
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by lummy5000(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
This is what we call sent items
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by xreal: 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
the 5th rat.

'cos money will make me get Original copies of all others again.

na money naa; and na naija I dey.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by easymoneybag(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
Anyone wey my hand first catch noni

Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Point of correction ma'am.
I am a full blooded biafrian
Any more question
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dogs
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by dancrux(m): 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
I wud jst close my eyes and open....it's finished
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by SAIBUHAR1(m): 7:45pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
I know you are thinking with your bottom.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by PsychTJ(m): 7:46pm On Jun 20, 2015
All of them
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Uniquekriss(m): 7:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
U dey craze?
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by maizube: 7:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?
This only happen in nairaland, otherwise imposicant.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Uniquekriss(m): 7:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
D fifth one noni. I will swear affidavit after I blow.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by ifeoluwa237(m): 7:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
I reject it in Jesus name

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by missbehave247(m): 7:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
No be only me waka come nah, abi una passer by?
Nuella222:
Na only dis small space u c? grin grin grin grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 20, 2015
Uniquekriss:
U dey craze?
google it
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by An0nimus: 7:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?

Simplest question ever...

that 5th rat gotta go mehn. A dollar is 200 naira bruv, seriously do the math. We talking 12zeroes in naira. I'll so design that 5th rat eh, what nonsense.

I love my bible and if it can't be saved, I'll buy an exact replica with the first proceeds from the trillion naira contract.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by mazizitonene(m): 7:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
No to peep dem go carry rat gum line Like 10rat gums for ground use am block/cover the door passage wella, come go outside lock d windows, them fit don run go hide as I dey do am......then I go come open d door rush inside with broom and stick....any one wey try to runout d gum go catch am chikena...I go scatter everywia, dem must fall awt....silent slow killings...ah fit cari all of dem put 4 d gum sef...jst keep them Dia 4 lyk 5 days...make dem dey die slowly..@ d point of death..I go carry one, bring am out, come roast am for d others front...everyday one of dem....just like dat....na d one wey chop d bsc go be d last.....I go come allow am die by himself....after one week, I go dey give am water wit no food to sustain am as em dey watch 'em brodas...den allow am die slowly after dem don die finish.....gbam!
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All go happen BEFORE I WAKE UP

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by HirstMOG(m): 7:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!

• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate

• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert

• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert

• The 4th was eating your land and house documents

• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project

• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .

Which one will you kill first, and why?


Bros the watches and wizards wey de ur village strong sha ooooooooooo!!! They just gathered to destroy everything u've labored for. But I pray for you today, as much as their gathering is not of the Lord, they must be scattered by fire in Jesus name. Diaris God ooooooooo!!!!
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by lovely17(m): 7:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
the fifth rat no dulling
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Donvic4u(m): 7:52pm On Jun 20, 2015
Kill one and the rest will run.....










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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Lasgidy1(m): 7:54pm On Jun 20, 2015
missbehave247:
shocked shocked ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"
Mumu
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Intendy: 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2015
why the rat no go chop dirty boxers or rag?this one na sent rats I go do birthday for them for what they have done
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Octaves(m): 7:55pm On Jun 20, 2015
I will kill rats 1,4 & 5. decapitate them and hang their heads outside my house as a warning to other rats before I come for the remaining ones.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by holyteeboy(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2015
mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood
it is easier to say than do
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by setemi4ever(m): 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2015
Tapout:
but why will rats be eating all my important documents at the same time? undecided
this is serious,it need urgent attention of baba adeboye cos it is spiritual

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