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Re: Confessions Of Abdulsleek And Lessons Learnt............ by seyibrown(f): 8:14pm On Dec 04, 2012
vedaxcool: ^
Actually we would have preferred Mr. Seyibrown administer the lashes being that his wife was the judge that gave the fatwa, I think it is sanctioned somewhere in mathew, but if it is not found there like paul you could add your own rules to the "book" of books buha buha buhahahhahah grin grin grin grin. But if does not work you could invent the rule of . . . wait for it . . . fellow kafir has more rights beating another kafir grin grin grin and like isreal, all options are on the table!

Mr seyibrown bi'i ti bo'o? grin grin grin Eni a na l'ara n ta o grin grin Ewo ni ti Baale temi nikan soso (Ale nobody else) nbe? grin grin Let the aggrieved (or representative of the aggrieved) mete out the punishment ... Chikena grin grin


fellis:
wow. Look at all those smileys, seyibrown youmust be very happy about the deceitful trick abdulsleek played on the Muslims.
I never knew that deceit was something Christians like and applaud.

... Haba! You wan draw blood? I think 120 lashes Shia style by LagosShia is enough e-punishment for his offence of 'e-impersonating an e-muslim in the e-world' now! We can't e-stone him to death for doing undercover work to find out what is happening behind the NL 'muslim curtain'! grin grin grin I couldn't find any other proportionate punishment in my copy of the Shariah Law! grin grin grin

..... I just found that naughty side of him hilarious ... and I could connect with it ... he only breached the 'iron curtain' that keeps certain Islamic threads beyond the reach of those percieved as 'troublemakers' .... it wasn't as if he meant any harm as he was just having a laugh grin grin grin
Re: Confessions Of Abdulsleek And Lessons Learnt............ by tintingz(m): 8:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
^^250 koboko lashes, carry one big wood of cross and two nails on your hands and legs, 150 nails like a crown on your head with wrapper grin shebi you be mummy Jesus grin you must do this ok...

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Re: Confessions Of Abdulsleek And Lessons Learnt............ by vedaxcool(m): 10:56am On Dec 05, 2012
tintingz: ^^250 koboko lashes, carry one big wood of cross and two nails on your hands and legs, 150 nails like a crown on your head with wrapper grin shebi you be mummy Jesus grin you must do this ok...
buhahahahaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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