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| Omo, Police Don Upgrade Ooh!! by 9jaIhail(m): 8:09am On Nov 27, 2012 |
Dis na d call center numba 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was . Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up.... If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? |
| Re: Omo, Police Don Upgrade Ooh!! by Andrew3(m): 8:48am On Nov 27, 2012 |
9ja_I_hail: Dis na d call center numba 112... lwkmd |
| Re: Omo, Police Don Upgrade Ooh!! by PROUDIGBO(m): 9:46am On Nov 27, 2012 |
Hehehehe  'All of the above!?'  ....who wan die? Dude making the call must have been thinking all the taxes he's been paying, coupled with the billions Nigeria has been earning from oil.....all this would ensure a well equipped and fearsome police force, hence his confidence in reaching for the phone to call for help!  |
| Re: Omo, Police Don Upgrade Ooh!! by RichDad1(m): 9:56am On Nov 27, 2012 |
This is Hilariously seriously. Lwkmd |
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