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Naija Police Don Improvement Ooooo. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Nov 26, 2012
=D=)) Omo, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112...
There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.
Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up....
Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up....
If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin....
Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? Thunder fire u there..=))

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Re: Naija Police Don Improvement Ooooo. by Lagusta(m): 10:01pm On Nov 26, 2012
Chei...  as the name of the topic dey gbagaun my head....

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Re: Naija Police Don Improvement Ooooo. by sats: 11:15pm On Nov 27, 2012
seen ... u can do beta

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