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Akpors Short Jokes by sutoboy(m): 2:43pm On Dec 18, 2012
TEACHER :Akpos,ur composition on"My Dog"is exactly the same as yourbrother's.Did u copy his ? Akpos: No, teacher, it's the same dog !



Teacher: complete ds proverb -The downfall of a man; Akpos: if he's not blind, then he needs eye glasses


Teacher: Akpos,if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Akpos: A heart attack!


GF: Pls, not today, Lets spendour 1st night understanding each other. Akpos: Baby, Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you grin


Akpos: we go try anoda position dis nyt o?.. Ekaette: No wahala, u go siddon for kitchen pound yam, make I lie down for palour watch TV grin grin grin grin grin


TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x99+57-7/789? ... Akpos: I will get it wrong shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked




Add yours..if u like abuse me....
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by Ajibel(m): 3:02pm On Dec 18, 2012
jokes like dis cant get u nominated as the joker of d year.mtchew
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by sutoboy(m): 3:27pm On Dec 18, 2012
Ajibel: jokes like dis cant get u nominated as the joker of d year.mtchew


and do i beg for one?

am here to have my fun....

beware before i ask u out grin
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by yunglary(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2012
hisses
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by sutoboy(m): 4:39pm On Dec 18, 2012
yunglary: hises

den piss for ur mouth
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by yunglary(m): 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2012
sutoboy:

den piss for ur mouth
den shit 4 ur mouth
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by yemmytee1(m): 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2012
Guy u tried jare..some idiots can't even read not to tlk of writing..smiles..u dnt av to reply dem..even if u take bullet 4 dem,dem go still blame u.
Re: Akpors Short Jokes by sutoboy(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2012
yemmy_tee: Guy u tried jare..some idiots can't even read not to tlk of writing..smiles..u dnt av to reply dem..even if u take bullet 4 dem,dem go still blame u.


Am glad..thanks

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