Pogistega:

Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 Males per day !



Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Cos my mother-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.



Joan, the town gossip, recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic,
because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck
in front of her house and left it there overnight.

tunnex190:

2 women friends had gone out 4 a Girls Night Out,& had bn decidedly ova-enthusiastic on d cocktail. Incrdibly drunk & walkin home dey suddenly realisd dey bof needed 2 pee. Dey wer very near a graveyard & 1 of dem suggestd dey do deir buz behind a headstone or sumtin. D 1st woman had nofin 2 wipe with so she took off her panties,used dem & 2rew dem away. Her frnd howeva was wearin an expensive underwear set & didn't wan 2 ruins hers bt was lucky enuf 2 salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on d grave & proceeded 2 wipe herself with it. Afta finisn, dey make deir way home.D next day 1st woman's hobby fones d oda hobby & said, 'dese damn girls nites out av gt 2 stop. My wife came home last nite wit her panties.' 'dat's nofin',said d oda man. 'Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck btw d cheeks of her butt dat said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, well neva 4get u!'

Pogistega:

tayo-ast Never read my posts, as they are not for your attention. You can't even shorten your quotes

Kunbee:

Awwwwwwwn baby thats very sweet

Pogistega:

Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 Males per day !



Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Cos my mother-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.



Joan, the town gossip, recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic,
because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck
in front of her house and left it there overnight.

tayo_ast:

ha ha, Kunbee wats happening??
pls oblige me request