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Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 1:19pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Johnny fancied a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else… One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: I'll give you a N10000 for sex, but the girl said NO. Johnny said: I'll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for N20000, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes bye and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 50 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said the bastard used coins! |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
buahahhaha lol ben ol ben he had a field dai i love this ;Dsuch a smart ass |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 7:35am On Feb 24, 2008 |
Imagine all the time it took to pick those damn coins (N20,000) in 50kobo denominations. |
Re: Smart Johnny by kronkykay(m): 7:42am On Feb 24, 2008 |
enuff time to go 5 times |
Re: Smart Johnny by Migines(m): 12:35pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
. . . And more |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 2:39pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
Lol, Gr8 minds talking from experience. |
Re: Smart Johnny by nightnurse(f): 4:50pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
5 times or more? na wa 4 una ooo |
Re: Smart Johnny by kronkykay(m): 1:35am On Feb 25, 2008 |
even if it was N10,000 in 5kobo coins. , . . . , .the guy would have gone there about 10 times with 30mins break in between |
Re: Smart Johnny by lailai2(m): 1:56am On Feb 25, 2008 |
so frickin funny, i'm gonna try it but i'll need d coins first |
Re: Smart Johnny by TOYOSI20(f): 5:11am On Feb 25, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 8:09am On Feb 25, 2008 |
@lai-lai U dey find coins ? |
Re: Smart Johnny by kronkykay(m): 8:29am On Feb 25, 2008 |
try thuggy house. . . . .he's got some for sell |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 8:33am On Feb 25, 2008 |
Yeah he sure must have. Considering the fact that he ply his trade as a thug @ Mushin. |
Re: Smart Johnny by segunpc(m): 8:38am On Feb 25, 2008 |
kai! cunny man die , cunny man bury am. serves them right |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
nottin lyke coins |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
@Clem u go like pick coins? I no mind pay N50,000 |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 4:54pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
i do the giving my dear 5k is too small i million coins will do imagine wen shell finish pickn the damn coins |
Re: Smart Johnny by success123(m): 4:59pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
so what would u have done with all does time he will be piking the coins. |
Re: Smart Johnny by Lolabbey: 5:12pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
hmm na wah ooo |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 5:13pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
ill be doing exactly what u wunt be far 4rm doing |
Re: Smart Johnny by success123(m): 5:31pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
chinekem ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pls forgive clem, she does not mean what she just said, it is due to pressure. thank u chinekem. |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
chinekem |
Re: Smart Johnny by ituen(m): 9:45am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Coins The guy must be really enjoying himself now |
Re: Smart Johnny by success123(m): 9:57am On Feb 28, 2008 |
tell me |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
@success123 Wetin u wan hear ? |
Re: Smart Johnny by Lolabbey: 2:49pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
wetin u fit talk |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 3:18pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
@Lolabbey Na my mouth u dey find ? |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Feb 29, 2008 |
she dey find mouth wey she go kiss bennie dont be selfish share ur mouth lola dont worry u shall be kissed |
Re: Smart Johnny by elementus: 9:55am On Feb 29, 2008 |
kissed by who? ben jay or tufe? ben jay no let tufe catch u oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Smart Johnny by benjay1(m): 10:02am On Feb 29, 2008 |
@Clem dearie, rumour has it that Lolabbey dey epileptic. So you self reason wetin go happen to my lips if i give them to her. . . |
Re: Smart Johnny by success123(m): 10:05am On Feb 29, 2008 |
i love this, banjay carry go, epileptic ke lola ur own don finish today, while i was even thinking of how to ask u out today, infact dont come again. |
Re: Smart Johnny by clemcykul(f): 12:20pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
wey lolly enter? i don dey miss am small small bennie! mind ur sef o |
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