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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:42pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: nothing really cheesy
i was only taking the attendance grin

I am very much present and not going anywhere! !lol .
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:42pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

You silly psycho,haven't I made you cry like a baby enough? Looking for more? cheesy ,I silenced you for three weeks apparently that was not enough. Sending your asslicker valet MYND44 to threaten,I shut him down like a p*** he is lol. Don't try me!
Lmao! Ok! Wot next?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:43pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
My mom: Bring a Nigerian man home.

Me: Okay.

Mom: Yoruba

Me: Okay

Mom: Ekiti

Me: No

Mom: Don't bring any Lagosian home. Lagos is too far from Ekiti. Omo Ondo fine.




*She does this annoying thing ever other month. * My gramma is even worse. That one doesn't just want an ekiti in-law, she wants one from my village. cheesy They will be disappointed soon enough. Ekiti ko Kitikiti ni.
hahaha LOL grin
ileke stop derailing the thread
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:44pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

I am very much present and not going anywhere! !lol .
i trust you!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:44pm On Feb 09, 2013
Message from abiL

@Fxking2012: She said ur ID doesn't ring a bell. I'm to give you paracetamol to calm your pains.

She'll be on here in 2 to 3hrs, get a chair(a comfy one) and wait till she has time.

P.S: She says she only date humans...

ROFLMAO, mu ska sks ska ska....I laugh in swahili grin grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:45pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

You silly psycho,haven't I made you cry like a baby enough? Looking for more? cheesy ,I silenced you for three weeks apparently that was not enough. Sending your asslicker valet MYND44 to threaten,I shut him down like a p*** he is lol. Don't try me!

hahaha...Nneka girl!! I'm proud to have you as an alternate account, put that old hag in her place. yipee!! grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 09, 2013
Iduogbo and her gang of p*&# got no balls to stand out to people dishing out fire! !.but always looking for trouble. I aint a softie darling so chillax before I f u up gangsta style #drop mic.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:

I reserved a seat for you babe, except that lala said you have a fake ticket

[size=5pt]You can sit on my lap and practise those positions[/size] lipsrsealed

No.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:47pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

You silly psycho,haven't I made you cry like a baby enough? Looking for more? cheesy ,I silenced you for three weeks apparently that was not enough. Sending your asslicker valet MYND44 to threaten,I shut him down like a p*** he is lol. Don't try me!
hahaha i missed the First episode cos i was away for days but i aint missing this one grin grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
Wassup with the high school jabs..."sanitary pad"?? hahahaha, that must be such a big deal to you. FXKing2012, u a virgin homie??

Blockhead, stop jittering like a cold rat. Talk to me about your problems, I'm here to help.
Your life and entire existence should be a warning to teenagers practicing unsafe sex...we are still trying to recover from ur parents deranged and dumb actions of mating and producing a worthless, low self esteem, simpleton!!

Back to the issue, what is ur problem young child??

Ladies and gentlemen, this is yet another reason why gold circle condom should be banned. Gold circle condom is capable of destroying Nigeria becos it's the reason why a waste matter such as shollypopz is around today. His retarded parents thought they were having protected sex when his dad wrapped a gold circle condom around his raggety di.ck thinking he's protected not knowing he's doing Nigeria a huge injustice by passing on his moro.nic gene to his offspring.

Now my biggest concern is shollypopz mating with abiL and passing their genes to their offspring. This is exactly why I shed tears for my beloved country. Now do u understand when I say Nigeria is doomed?

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:


No.

No what
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz:
We are not cool,u don't get to ask me what's good angry

........How u dey?!

I'll ask you whatever I damn want! Including "How have you been. Hope you've had a lovely week?"

.....I dey o.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:49pm On Feb 09, 2013
*phone call*

Mom: Bawo ni?

Me: I'm fine

Mom: Se everything n lo deede

Me: Yes, ma

Mom: Se o wa?

Me: Mo wa

Mom: Peele. Se o ji daada?

Me: Mom!!!! OMG, I'm fine. Why are you calling?


*She does her 10 minutes greetings before she gets to the point*
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Ok! Wot next?

You tell me how how you want it, quit the "lmao" it's becoming really lame on your part we all know you aint lmao'ing ,laaaame!!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
Listening to Rhianna's cockiness......Ileke-IdI I blame you angry
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 9:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
Wait, isn't shollypopz a girl

Charlie, this NL self they confuse me undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:50pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz: Message from abiL

@Fxking2012: She said ur ID doesn't ring a bell. I'm to give you paracetamol to calm your pains.

She'll be on here in 2 to 3hrs, get a chair(a comfy one) and wait till she has time.

P.S: She says she only date humans...

ROFLMAO, mu ska sks ska ska....I laugh in swahili grin grin grin

The bolded is so damn funny! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:51pm On Feb 09, 2013
2legit2qwt:

No what

I'm not sitting on you.

Shollypopz: Listening to Rhianna's cockiness......Ileke-IdI I blame you angry

Why? My sex positions got you people high on adrenaline?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
Ileke-IdI:
*phone call*

Mom: Bawo ni?

Me: I'm fine

Mom: Se everything n lo deede

Me: Yes, ma

Mom: Se o wa?

Me: Mo wa

Mom: Peele. Se o ji daada?

Me: Mom!!!! OMG, I'm fine. Why are you calling?


*She does her 10 minutes greetings before she gets to the point*

hahahahahaha.....*dead*
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: hahaha i missed the First episode cos i was away for days but i aint missing this one grin grin grin

The old hag begged the mods to ban her and then she comes back after weeks lying that she was baned buahahahahah!!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:54pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

You tell me how how you want it, quit the "lmao" it's becoming really lame on your part we all know you aint lmao'ing ,laaaame!!
U weak! So y bother? Rant on joor! Go crawziiieeee! Coward!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:55pm On Feb 09, 2013
Shollypopz: Message from abiL

@Fxking2012: She said ur ID doesn't ring a bell. I'm to give you paracetamol to calm your pains.

She'll be on here in 2 to 3hrs, get a chair(a comfy one) and wait till she has time.

P.S: She says she only date humans...

ROFLMAO, mu ska sks ska ska....I laugh in swahili grin grin grin
Well, last time I took her to the cleaners she said she does a three.some with you and a goat in the middle. She even posted the pix of the goat on her profile. Problem is I just couldnt differentiate between you and the goat.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:55pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

You tell me how how you want it, quit the "lmao" it's becoming really lame on your part we all know you aint lmao'ing ,laaaame!!
bwahahahahaha grin grin grin....I love u mehn kiss kiss

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:56pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

The old hag begged the mods to ban her and then she comes back after weeks lying that she was baned buahahahahah!!
Lmao! U got jokes! Some funny shyte u got up dere.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 9:57pm On Feb 09, 2013
FXKing2012:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is yet another reason why gold circle condom should be banned. Gold circle condom is capable of destroying Nigeria becos it's the reason why a waste matter such as shollypopz is around today. His retarded parents thought they were having protected sex when his dad wrapped a gold circle condom around his raggety di.ck thinking he's protected not knowing he's doing Nigeria a huge injustice by passing on his moro.nic gene to his offspring.

Now my biggest concern is shollypopz mating with abiL and passing their genes to their offspring. This is exactly why I shed tears for my beloved country. Now do u understand when I say Nigeria is doomed?
and some cu_m dumpster with a nose big enough to pass for the exhaust pipe of a trailer compared you to the likes of coogar and co some pages back.
Now its got me wondering if that was an irony.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by NobiGod: 10:00pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

The old hag begged the mods to ban her and then she comes back after weeks lying that she was baned buahahahahah!!

Chillax girl otherwise the mod may ban you too. You making me have a rethink about reincarnation grin cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:01pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: and some cu_m dumpster with a nose big enough to pass for the exhaust pipe of a trailer compared you to the likes of coogar and co some pages back.
Now its got me wondering if that was an irony.
Wowzie! Who do we have hia? I-go-die o!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:01pm On Feb 09, 2013
Idowuogbo:
U weak! So y bother? Rant on joor! Go crawziiieeee! Coward!

"Weak"and "coward" those are the two words you need to learn meaning of coz they suit you very well. Stop attacking young girls ,grandma ogbo tongue

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 10:02pm On Feb 09, 2013
hornipipe: and some cu_m dumpster with a nose big enough to pass for the exhaust pipe of a trailer compared you to the likes of coogar and co some pages back.
Now its got me wondering if that was an irony.
We already know whose side you are on from the very first page, so anything u say doesnt amount to much...
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 09, 2013
NnekaGirl:

The old hag begged the mods to ban her and then she comes back after weeks lying that she was baned buahahahahah!!
hahaha jeeez i really missed grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 09, 2013
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