*Couples silent in bed*

Wife thinks:
-Y is he nt tlkin 2 me?
-Is he finkin of anoda woman?
-Is he seeing some1else?
-Dnt i appeal 2 him anymore?
-Is he tryin 2 dump me?
-Is he naw finding me ugly?
-Does my makeup repel him?
-Am i no more sweet in bed?
-Y is he so upset

*Husband thinks*
-Y on Earth did messi miss dat open chance 4 goal?? ?? ?? ??
IS D MATCH MORE IMPORTANT DAN UR GALFRND/WIFE??

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⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣

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kai!!Nd she neva gv u slap chop witout cutlery?