na wao! this is not fair.

AJ, I wont even dignify your sick post with a reply. I now know why you are so unhappy. I saw your pix, is that man your husband or your father But I really wonder what part of my post got to you that much (the part about you slaving yourself while your husband does your laundry and smokes joint?), sorry it was the impression you gave us all!!

D-reloaded, what other thread? Are you now rumour mongering with AJ? How does someone having a tiff with her BF translate into him jilting her. Ask AJ, we've made up, right AJ? 

Anyway, you guys should just stop making snide comments. If you have any contributions to make, do that and go. If someone shares a problem, its not because h/she cannot settlle h/her problem h/herself, but because a Forum like this is meant to share problems and find answers to some questions.
Either you have them or you don't. Stop gossiping!!

rumor-mongering? You'd have to be pretty important for me to care enough for such.

Everything's according to the posts/thereads you've made here. No more. No less.

na wa !
This is a good topic and one that can foster unity in Nigeria.
Uju stick to the topic,dear !
it's your thread , if you answer to side comments , you'll derail it.
all you need to do is acknowledge and respond to the posters that are answering your questions.
now back to topic!

Ujujoan:

AJ, I wont even dignify your sick post with a reply. I now know why you are so unhappy. I saw your pix, is that man your husband or your father But I really wonder what part of my post got to you that much (the part about you slaving yourself while your husband does your laundry and smokes joint?), sorry it was the impression you gave us all!!

D-reloaded, what other thread? Are you now rumour mongering with AJ? How does someone having a tiff with her BF translate into him jilting her. Ask AJ, we've made up, right AJ? 

Anyway, you guys should just stop making snide comments. If you have any contributions to make, do that and go. If someone shares a problem, its not because h/she cannot settlle h/her problem h/herself, but because a Forum like this is meant to share problems and find answers to some questions.
Either you have them or you don't. Stop gossiping!! 

You got to me alright. . . Nairaland is boring and I like to deal with idiots one on one when they are not moving like cloned sheep!  As you can see I am very idle and each time I see you with your useless posts. . .I have to let you know I still love you.  Useless ashewo redeem church of etiti like you!  Village goat!


Oh shut the cyber Phock up with your spiritual marriage!   You ashewo mountain of fire! Your mates are commanding a handsome fee of over $4000 for a 1 1/2hr session over here with their hookery and you are standing by the roadside dealing in leprous alhajis and otumbas on credit in Nigeria.   Idiot! Which man in his right mind will marry an along the road side slut like you when there are many decent educated girls in Nigeria from decent homes.  You phock by night evangelist!   Of course we have made up. . . . Nairaland style.   But does not stop me from cussing your stinking arse out if I feel like it. . . .WITH MA REAL ID,  . . .unlike your fellow whoring cowards on rampage! If those are ma real pictures you gullible swine of a retard. . . he he he he he he he, to fool idiots like you of course. 

Even if the husband is ma great grand father he is ma phock buddy full time. . . .not the one you have to steal away in church or by the road side for a quick show, to satisfy that festering itch between your legs! . . . .You slug OBJ or dig up Nnamdi Azikiwe to the altar and record on in your winning column, no matter how short and let us see for ourselves what a hunk he is.  You have to go all the way to the west to find a husband after sleeping with every member each family in the whole eastern Nigeria?   You osu! You will keep answering you maiden name as "mrs" very soon to avoid the stigma Nigerians so love to heap on unmarried 40 something spinsters like you.  All the "pancake" in this world will not hide those wrinkles on your butt and face!

At least I get husband. . . .and can still play on Nairaland as a see fit.  Go and get yours to wash your own undies!   Like I said I am married to ma baba with privileges. . . .GO AND GET YOUR OWN!!!!!

No wonder you can't get a husband around you there and you think this one will work out.  Wait till they consult their ancestral shrine and that your smelling pussy appears inside the babalawo's pot with all the stench coming out of it.  You will definitely be used for sacrifice as your stupid fake religion dictates! 

You skunk!  Get the marriage IVs I say and let those who are skilled in dealing with old geriatric spouses coach you on how to make a man's deeeeeeeeeek stand after a 5 hr massage session. . . .just to squeeze out a little spermatozoon to fertilize your scrambled eggs in a petri dish!    YOUR MIRACLE IS ON THE WAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FAKE "JOMGBA OLUMBA OLUMBA HOCUS POCUS" MIRACLES!!!!   As you can see, they are many on this your thread!

You call this a thread?  Useless thread. . . .like you are the first to discuss intertribal marriages. . . .you brain dead slut!   This topic has been dealt with till eternity and only jobless tribalistic, akpu swallowing, hairy yamlegs of morons as you can see here, will be interested in this piece of shit you are discussing here.  I am here to cuss your arse out to ma satisfaction since nothing interesting going on on Nairaland for now.  See you in the religious section!

ITIBOLIBO!   Go and get married a say and stop showing us your used tampons every month, on Nairaland with fowl's blood on it, as sign of your womanhood.  Menopause is in order here so stop deceiving yourself. . . . you filthy wench!

Look whose typing!

Hypocrites!  DEAL WITH IT I SAY!

I SAY YOUR MIRACLES ARE ON THE WAY! MAY THEY TURN TO NIGHTMARES!

AJ what the hell happened to warrant this abuse?
Cyber crap dont bother me but damn its too personal what the hell happened?

dis thread neva reach 2 close down abegi

Pathetic! Back to topic please.

LadyT:

AJ what the hell happened to warrant this abuse?
Cyber crap don't bother me but damn its too personal what the hell happened?

She's in love with me but dosent know how to say it. Dont worry, she'll get over it, I told her am veery straight and looking foward to wedding bliss with a MAN. Thats why she's soo obsessed.

Anyway AJ even if I decide to stray from the 'right part' You are kind of too old for me, I like my 'partners' young you know.

I beg u in the name of God Almondjoy ! Just forget it and let it pass ! We dont have to be displaying this.
Ujujoan, Please, dont talk again ! Please. I am begging you guys to forget what ever has haapened and forge ahead !
Almondjoy, ON BEHALF OF UJUJOAN, I AM SORRY !!!!
Ujujoan, ON BEHALF OF ALMONDJOY, I AM SORRY !!!!

In the name of God, let forget this and forge ahead.
Thanks pal
Cheers

.

Mad women full Nairaland

Simply pathetic

.

tpia:

must you add flame to the fire?

Get the fuc.k out of my face!! are you one of the mad women?

.

Make i just leave am like this for now

But that does not mean that these women are not crazy

Ujujoan:

She's in love with me but dosent know how to say it. Dont worry, she'll get over it, I told her am veery straight and looking foward to wedding bliss with a MAN. Thats why she's soo obsessed.

Anyway AJ even if I decide to stray from the 'right part' You are kind of too old for me, I like my 'partners' young you know.

In love with your hypocrisy of course.  Of all the the Nairalanders I have had words with I hate you the most. . . . . . . . . . .simply because you are a bloody hypocrite who uses God's name in vain in no other way than has ever been practiced before.  Let me leave you alone and see if anyone will respond to your useless fake "hotfunmi" threads!  You will disappear soon like your other personas you useless religious harlot.  Madam phock and repent!  Keep looking forward to that blissful wedding I say.  YOUR MIRACLE IS ON THE WAY TO DAMASCUS!   Na now your mates dey marry?  Idiot.  People who get married just do it and do not come and broadcast rubbish on Nairaland when it has not taken place with a lot of jilting in between.  To show how desperate you are.  Who cares?  Goodluck with your spiritual marriage. . . not mad at you at all.  Just keep that bible in between your irregular hips and phock it too!

Thank God you are not preaching today. . . . you cheap shrine LovePeddler! Ignorant bitch!

You will soon perish with all your diseases you are spreading in the almighty means of converting people to your fake religion. Old for you?  Please that age matter is an old trick. . . get over yourself. . . you aint all that and a bag of chips.  Once a religious harlot always a religious harlot!  I don't do those. . . .I go for the real things. . . .not fake ones like you.  See you around with your useless threads!  DUNCE!

Almondjoy you are something else, WOW
I don't think twice to dish abuse to fools but you need to calm down.  As a grown woman you really need to calm down.

@Madame T
abeg don't spoil the show for me o

LadyT:

Almondjoy you are something else, WOW
I don't think twice to dish abuse to fools but you need to calm down. As a grown woman you really need to calm down.

LMAO
And how does that make u any wiser ?

Uche dont start. If someone talks rubbish I tell them they are talking rubbish. But the energy Almondjoy is putting in is amazing,

LadyT:

Uche don't start. If someone talks rubbish I tell them they are talking rubbish. But the energy Almondjoy is putting in is amazing,

Since you are an obvious fan of hers, why dont you open up to her, am sure she'll be willing to offer lessons for a fee (since she's obviously jobless)Anyway, the whole idea of nairaland is to make your point constructively, argue intelligently or otherwise, and make meaningful contributions. Your mentor sure dosent know that. Next time you want to point out sombody else's rubbish, make sure u r not saying one yourself

Useless thread sinking to the bottom of the page where it belongs! Let me give you the much desired boost so I can watch you sink faster than ever!

I can't believe am reading all these! Chai! See cyber-abuse flying left, right & centre. Kilode, like Yorubas would say.

Almondjoy, take am easy. Na wetin Ujujoan take do you?

Ujujoan, slow down. Na where you and Almondjoy jam unaself before?

Wetin cause dis fight now? I thought that with that cool, mature, sensible, thoughtful advice from Nwando, the whole questions the OP brought to this thread, would have been resolved. Na wetin come be all dis one?

I weak o!

Long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Ujujoan na benin fly by night u wan try, abeg find another pesin, that woman abi girl no get work.
Me i no get work, i dey for Nairaland 24 hours and everytime i log in she is here. I don ask am before.
She say she don marry, i wonder weda na Nairaland be her husband, she say she get pikin, i wonda when
she dey dey with im pikin. 
But wetin be una prob. wey she dey cus u like say she be godess(she fit be oo).
She even say na e-m husband dey wash plate when them eat finish

AJ abeg no cus me put ooo. ma papa na pastor sha, if u try am na back to senda.

_{make i run comot before she enta}

ringing bell to welucome 2 of una inside ring

almondjoy:

Long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

u see she wan turn to snake(agwo nkiriko)

she neffa still enta.

Bros make una take am easy una no see sey na women matter be this?
   
    But why una dey put mouth for women matter?  leave them make them dig am out women style.




_{AJ na igbowoman ooooo} I no talk

Wey uju dey?
ujunwa how's the relationship going?
have they knocked on the door yet?

has your folks presented the list of things to buy?

they are on their way I heared that their van had a flat tyre along umunede express explosive road