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Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 11:58am On Mar 14, 2013
BroRhema: @alpha
1 sentense 4 u, Gv ur lif to Christ. Bye

And start writing foolishly? No thanks.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2013
Uyi Iredia: @ Alfamann: Why don't you start your disproof by rebutting the Five Proofs of Aquinas. Then I'll take you seriously.

I hope you are serious. Aquinas? Bros please you need to read more atheist books, or even think things through as you read them. The harm that religion did to you is too deep.

Anyway if, you want, you can open a thread to debate the "proofs" of Aquinas if it will help your journey to enlinghtenemnt, and I will generously contribute. But this thread here is about disproving particular gods.

So if you have a god that you require the proof of its non-existence, please tell me.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Mar 14, 2013
@Alfamann, you don't have proofs against the God I presented? Or are you too chicken to produce them?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 12:09pm On Mar 14, 2013
Ihedinobi: @Alfamann, you don't have proofs against the God I presented? Or are you too chicken to produce them?

Yes, I don't know of any single god called Yahweh/Jesus.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 2:26pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann:

Yes, I don't know of any single god called Yahweh/Jesus.

You: I can prove that God does not exist

Me: Alright, let's hear it.

You: Hear what?

Me: Your proof?

You: What proof?

Me: undecided Your proof that God does not exist? You said you had some proof, right?

You: which God?

Me: You're kidding, right?

You: You are afraid I'll disprove your God. Give me one God and I'll prove He doesn't exist.

Me: Ok, Yahweh/Jesus

You: How many gods are those?

Me: One.

You: I don't know any single god called Yahweh/Jesus.

Me:

Me (to myself): this guy's jerking himself around, right? Didn't he say he had proofs? What, the dog ate them? SMH.

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Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by BroRhema(m): 4:17pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann:

And start writing foolishly? No thanks.
how do u mean?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by anonymoux: 4:26pm On Mar 14, 2013
I go wound this Alfamann ooo
I dey prove to me say MY CREATOR no exist and you dey here dey talk rubbish.
You dey mattd grin grin grin grin? Oya, i still dey wait for your prove
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 4:41pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann:

Why don't you go ahead and show us your intelligence.
what is the title of this thread ?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 4:48pm On Mar 14, 2013
Ihedinobi, you are really a bigasssmoron. Please tell me which god goes by the name Yahweh/Jesus.

I know of the mythological Yahweh. I know of a crucified jew called Jesus whose memory some people chose to worship. But a god called Yahweh/Jesus doesn't exist. It like saying there is a god called Sango/Baal.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 4:50pm On Mar 14, 2013
BroRhema: how do u mean?

Read what you wrote. So christianly and incomprehensible.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 4:51pm On Mar 14, 2013
anonymoux: I go wound this Alfamann ooo
I dey prove to me say MY CREATOR no exist and you dey here dey talk rubbish.
You dey mattd grin grin grin grin? Oya, i still dey wait for your prove

You already said "my creator" exists only in your head. Which other proof do you want now?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann: Ihedinobi, you are really a bigasssmoron. Please tell me which god goes by the name Yahweh/Jesus.

I know of the mythological Yahweh. I know of a crucified jew called Jesus whose memory some people chose to worship. But a god called Yahweh/Jesus doesn't exist. It like saying there is a god called Sango/Baal.
Lol. But you had something to prove. What happened? Lolol. This thread is going for a record. Care to know?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 5:02pm On Mar 14, 2013
Reyginus: Lol. But you had something to prove. What happened? Lolol. This thread is going for a record. Care to know?

Chei, all these pages and no one is courageous enough to advance a single known god of his that he actually believes really exists. If this is not proof enough for you of their inexistence, wait a few more pages and maybe we will get a godly man with enough liver to advance his god.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 5:28pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann:

Chei, all these pages and no one is courageous enough to advance a single known god of his that he actually believes really exists. If this is not proof enough for you of their inexistence, wait a few more pages and maybe we will get a godly man with enough liver to advance his god.
Choi! All these pages and somebody who claim to have the proof that god does not exist is yet to do the honorable thing by sharing it with us. If we can't take make him understand at this early stage, I'm sure a few more pages will lead us the track to Yaba left.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Oluwa4Sure: 8:32pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann:

"my creator" exists. Which other proof do you want now?

THAT'S MY BOY!!!! And ABOVE BOLDED IS ALL I WANT TO HEAR BROTHER... You have already confirmed it that God(my creator) exist...... The mistake you made was to quote me. You shouldn't have quoted me. Next time, kindly stick to the your creator shit... But once you say MY CREATOR, it means you too have admited that you too were created - mugun

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Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by anonymoux: 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann, the God means MY CREATOR
is a scam to defeat theist, giving to me by GOD himself.
He told me that GOD has only one meaning and that it means MY CREATOR.
so anyone who says God does not exist is only fooling him or herself
because GOD MEANS MY CREATOR. So if you exist, that means GOD exist.

Your ignorance of this fact is not an excuse my man.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by anonymoux: 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2013
Alfamann, the God means MY CREATOR
is a scam to defeat theist, giving to me by GOD himself.
He told me that GOD has only one meaning and that it means MY CREATOR.
so anyone who says God does not exist is only fooling him or herself
because GOD MEANS MY CREATOR. So if you exist, that means GOD exist.

Your ignorance of this fact is not an excuse my man.
I REST MY CASE!!!!
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 8:59pm On Mar 14, 2013
Oluwa4Sure:

THAT'S MY BOY!!!! And ABOVE BOLDED IS ALL I WANT TO HEAR BROTHER... You have already confirmed it that God(my creator) exist...... The mistake you made was to quote me. You shouldn't have quoted me. Next time, kindly stick to the your creator shit... But once you say MY CREATOR, it means you too have admited that you too were created - mugun


WTF.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 9:01pm On Mar 14, 2013
anonymoux: Alfamann, the God means MY CREATOR
is a scam to defeat theist, giving to me by GOD himself.
He told me that GOD has only one meaning and that it means MY CREATOR.
so anyone who says God does not exist is only fooling him or herself
because GOD MEANS MY CREATOR. So if you exist, that means GOD exist.

Your ignorance of this fact is not an excuse my man.

in your head
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by anonymoux: 9:03pm On Mar 14, 2013
LMAO!!!! If you dey craze, brother no bring craze come Anonymoux side ooo
cos when craze meet craze, craze go hide grin grin grin grin
E better make you chill make you hold your side - HOLD YOUR SIDE grin grin grin!!!!
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 11:30pm On Mar 14, 2013
anonymoux: LMAO!!!! If you dey craze, brother no bring craze come Anonymoux side ooo
cos when craze meet craze, craze go hide grin grin grin grin
E better make you chill make you hold your side - HOLD YOUR SIDE grin grin grin!!!!
Lololol. I'm loving this.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 9:07am On Mar 15, 2013
It is amazing how the brain of the godly works.

Check this out. A man (Mr P)says

Mr. P: I can make a chair from those woods to help us sit. I just need nail and hammer.

the godly: OK. make the chair.

Mr. P: But you said you have nail and hammer. Where are they?

the godly: And you said you can make chair.

Mr. P: But I need the nail and hammer!

the godly: We are still standing. I am waiting for you to make the chair you claimed you can make. My legs are hurting.

Mr. P: embarassed embarassed embarassed

the godly: ok, if you insist, here is a plier. Use that.

Mr. P: I don't need a plier! I need nail and hammer!

the godly: A plier is a tool like nail and hammer.

Mr. P: Yes, but useless for making chairs.

the godly: We are still standing.

Mr. P: ...

the godly: ok. here are the clay nail and hammer that I moulded yesterday in my house. Make a chair with those.

Mr. P: ok. you don't want to give me nail and hammer, I will wait for someone with a real nail and hammer

the godly: You are a fraud. A liar. You have absolutely no ability to make a chair. This is proof that chairs are not made but intelligently designed for us.

Mr. P: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

the godly: grin grin grin grin
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 9:15am On Mar 15, 2013
^^^ Desperation na bad guy!
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 9:18am On Mar 15, 2013
Ihedinobi: ^^^ Desperation na bad guy!

You see what I mean.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Nobody: 9:29am On Mar 15, 2013
Alfamann: It is amazing how the brain of the godly works.

Check this out. A man (Mr P)says

Mr. P: I can make a chair from those woods to help us sit. I just need nail and hammer.

the godly: OK. make the chair.

Mr. P: But you said you have nail and hammer. Where are they?

the godly: And you said you can make chair.

Mr. P: But I need the nail and hammer!

the godly: We are still standing. I am waiting for you to make the chair you claimed you can make. My legs are hurting.

Mr. P: embarassed embarassed embarassed

the godly: ok, if you insist, here is a plier. Use that.

Mr. P: I don't need a plier! I need nail and hammer!

the godly: A plier is a tool like nail and hammer.

Mr. P: Yes, but useless for making chairs.

the godly: We are still standing.

Mr. P: ...

the godly: ok. here are the clay nail and hammer that I moulded yesterday in my house. Make a chair with those.

Mr. P: ok. you don't want to give me nail and hammer, I will wait for someone with a real nail and hammer

the godly: You are a fraud. A liar. You have absolutely no ability to make a chair. This is proof that chairs are not made but intelligently designed for us.

Mr. P: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

the godly: grin grin grin grin
Lolol. This guy is a comedian.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Oluwa4Sure: 7:16pm On Mar 22, 2013
grin grin ;DI fit wound this guy oo!!!!!

Alfamann, I say make you con prove to me say
GOD no exist and you don suddenly disappear abi
Alfamann come here and prove to me that MY CREATOR does not exist before I loose my temper
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by ciano1: 8:34pm On Mar 22, 2013
Childish atheist playing smart. Wasted space.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 8:40pm On Mar 22, 2013
ciano1: Childish atheist playing smart. Wasted space.

Do you have a god or did you just wish to express your ignorance?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 8:41pm On Mar 22, 2013
Oluwa4Sure: grin grin ;DI fit wound this guy oo!!!!!

Alfamann, I say make you con prove to me say
GOD no exist and you don suddenly disappear abi
Alfamann come here and prove to me that MY CREATOR does not exist before I loose my temper

How many proofs do you want? MY CREATOR is already debunked a few pages back. Try another god.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by pastorexcelorji(m): 7:33am On Mar 25, 2013
Let them know that you,
whose name is the
lord—
that you alone are the
Most High over all the
earth.
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by Alfamann: 8:44am On Mar 25, 2013
pastorexcelorji: Let them know that you,
whose name is the
lord—
that you alone are the
Most High over all the
earth.

who are you talking to?
Re: I Can Prove That God Does Not Exist. by anonymoux: 5:09pm On Mar 25, 2013
Alfamann:

How many proofs do you want? MY CREATOR is already debunked a few pages back. Try another god.

And you just said it again. You said "MY CREATOR" which means you too were created - lol
Because if you were not created, you won't have said MY CREATOR. By you saying MY CREATOR
it simply means you have accepted that GOD(MY CREATOR) created you......
BTW the name GOD(MY CREATOR) can never be debunked. Because if you say, "MY CREATOR DOES NOT EXIST"
it simply means you are trying to say, you were created, but that your creator does not exist - lol very funny!!!!

Blessed be the Lord forevermore - Amen!!!!

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