Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

Your brother is leaving you and been going o!

Where you de go? I de come *while going away*

Who messed here?

brokoto: Your brother is leaving you and been going o!

Where you de go? I de come *while going away*

Who messed here?

ROTFL

Brokoto:gluv01 where are you going?(gluv01 come here)
Gluv01: I'm coming(headed the opposite direction)

@agaba

I don beleful
hunger dey worry me
cold dey catch me
headache dey disturb me.

piss is catching me..
My stomach is painin me..
My eye is turnin me...
The ground is drou-in
Lolz

lmao @ mabebe and Temi...That's so funny

how many yrs did i use to senior u?

mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?

Hahahaha...

*Have he come?
*The ground is draw draw
*She carry first in her class

Afraid is Catching me..

Judinho59: Afraid is Catching me..

ROTFL...I won't be surprised if that was said by you

gluv01:

ROTFL...I won't be surprised if that was said by you

Honestly, I Did, sometime ago..

Buh, iThink that English is so so OnPoint!!

"My friend, REVISE this moto now before I fire you..." (policeman cocks his gun).

A true story in PH by the way..

I wan Sh!t
The soup is drawing

[b][/b] i am not know what to do,

Mumu people boku for Nairaland.

Enter your shoe and follow me

I'll tell my daddy for you

i never smell him money before

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Na wa o! It have tey I read sumtin lik dis.

Your father! Wahkah, Shegay! (Ppl believe dis to be a curse)

She don carry belle

I must chop ur money

Come and be going

Is a lie

Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here?

ok

Made in Nigeria Englishes

u are eatin many pepper abi....ok naa na ur nyansh go yarn u durin shitt....
....my broda dey abroad....bt him dey ROAD d cum,him go soon reach!.

Old but Gold.

I can hear the smell from outside.

big ups to naiglish

gluv01:
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

I no get any to add

NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians