gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

A A Adam: 1.Pls i want 2 drop here driver 2.U dont kwn me talless of my father 3.Nepa bring light 4.Why u stayed 4 my door mouth 5.Is just now he comout 5.Do u know wam?

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

GooseBaba: Fear catch me, but I no run
Look at Aunty's cocking shoe
Abeg carry your craze enter bush
Virgin no dey maternity ward
Hungry is catching me
SH.it is catching me
Do you have ice water
NEPA have seize the light
Rain water is pouring a lot
Then I come and start going, then she come and stop me
The soup has correct scent

Dthespian: Que: Daddy dey house?
Ans: Daddy dey house

Que: Sule go come there?
Ans: Sule go come there
Naija I hail thee oooO

lupey: If I blow you ehn!

The man "chook" her stomach-he stabbed her

I watch jackie shan yesterday!

Leke leke give me white finger!

chei: When you get to the house of a fellow nigerian, you donk ask "anybody home". You simply knock on the door or clap your hands and shout "HOUSE?".

For those who live in "face me i face you" where they share toilet and bathrooms. Just go to the bathroom or toilet door and shout "BAFROOM?" or "TOILET?" and the occupant responds sharply.

timpaker: why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!

firestar: -Yua head no korret sam-sammmm!
-E be like say yu deaf for eye
-No mind am, im no dey hear for aftanoon.
-Q.Shey yu know say you don craze finish? A. How yu come take know?

Ladytee-thato:
una wanna a piece of me

bidis: i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english

killuminati: na only u know wetin u dey yarn guy!