two Irish hunters came across some tracks while hunting. the first hunter said they were deer tracks while the other said they belonged to a fox. they were still arguing when the train ran them over.

An English lad , an American boy nd an Irish scallywag went to an enchanted playground. they knew it was enchanted because there was a leprechaun guarding it. the leprechaun told them they could have anything they wanted by just yelling it as they went down the slide. the English guy went first and shouted p-laystations nd he lands into a pile of playstations. the American guy shouted dvds nd sure enough there were a lot of dvds. the Irish guy went full of ideas but ad he went down he yelled weeeeeeeee!!!


an Irish guy went into a bar nd sees a guy he knows. he goes over 2 him nd exclaims ;"Terrence o'milligan, you've changed a lot. u used to be thin, now u re fat, u used to be ginger now u re bald, u used to be clean shaven but now you've got a beard. i wouldn't have recognised u" . the guy he was talking to looking confused replies that he is Michael o'toruke. o ma gosh says the other guy, u even changed ur name.

Three tailors in the same plazaside by side coincidentally bared the same name- Jacob silversten. the first tailor put up a large sign that said ' Jacob silversten-high class tailor'. the other tailor not to be outdone put a sign saying Jacob silversten- tailor of distinction' The third tailor put up a smaller sign which said Silverstein tailors-main entrance

o'malley went to visit paddy and found him in a freshly painted room on the floor sweating wiv 2 coats on."paddy why r u wearing 2 coats in this heat? asked o'malley to which paddy replied "the instructions said for best effect, put on two coats.


How did ireland's worst shepherd count his sheep?
'one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, another one nd another one and, '

A judge rings up an Irish lawyer
'how much would u charge to answer 3 questions?
'$2000, your honour' replied the Irish lawyer.
'$2000!' exclaims the judge. 'that's very expensive, isn't it?'
'To be sure it is your honour' answered the lawyer. 'And now what is your last question?'

An Irish boy band just got their first gig and the leader sent one of the saxophonists to go and listen to how they sound. 'u should really hear us,it's amazing, we sound great' said the saxophonist.
so the whole band went out to listen,

A man went to an Irish optician to complain about his failing eyesight. the Irish optician took him outside and pointed up into the sky.
'what can u see up there? he asked.
The man looked up and replied,'the sun'
The Irish optician said,'well how far do u want to see?'


pls stay posted 4 more jokes.

nice jokes, keep em coming

lol very funny

cool

u try ma guy

this is nice

ituen how far i don dey wait 4 d day i go catch u online

gud jokes I'm still laffing.  ;

Quentin,

na so u go dey change email addy like ashawo. anytime u dey change mail addy, u no dey update me. i go store the new one sha.