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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
Nice tips,,gonna pass it around
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by donem: 5:39pm On Jun 29, 2013
Apart from tip 1 & 2 i see the rest as shiiit. For maximum protection get a licensed pistol for all i care.
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jun 29, 2013
SOUND TO ME LIKE WE MEN ARE THE ONE WHO NEED SECURITY TIPS. WASNT A WOMAN WHIPPING HER HUSBANDS AZZ ON THE FRONTPAGE YESTERDAY ?
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by williamjohn0159(m): 6:06pm On Jun 29, 2013
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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by ojubi(m): 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2013
Now dat TOnto Dike is going 2 gel wat will happen to Seon?
Ogar sorry oh, na samuel I been want write my keyboard no get delete key sir.
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by omowolewa: 6:13pm On Jun 29, 2013
abeg, men need their security tips too o. In this world of increasing rate of Sodomy.

I no wan make one uncultured man turn me to 'doggy' in the name of Sodomy.

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by mitey(m): 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2013
MissYuzedo: Okies am safes in my husband's manshun

No, no, no, no. We DON'T want this!

Which one is Miss Yuzedo? Abi did he just do his marriage today?

Abeg, only one Yuzedo is enough for Nairaland, OK?


Later now, we will start seeing Yuzedo Junior, Yuzedo Akpors. Nonsense!!!

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by joeace2020(m): 6:15pm On Jun 29, 2013
MissYuzedo: Okies am safes in my husband's manshun

Yuzedo i hope dis is nt u again
@ topic... D unsafest sex to enta d world as is female... All potential molestation victims... I Tanx God as dem born me finish i luk down see johnny walker

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 29, 2013
MissYuzedo: Okies am safes in my husband's manshun
hahahahahahaha!! so yuzedo now has a gf...interesting grin grin
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by WildChild00(m): 6:21pm On Jun 29, 2013
Caracta: If you are stalked at night and you enter a house, don't be surprised if you are sent out and rejected.

Four years ago, armed robbers invaded my street and were shooting in the air. I was walking down the street. Everyone ran for cover. I ran into a shop to avoid being hit by stray bullet. The owner of the shop, a heavily built woman, pushed me out of her shop (back into the street) and locked her door.

As for that tip, just pray you get into the right house or shop.

You for Ben Johnson na, but wait oh, if na me, I for lift that woman commot for ground, "under tension"
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by WildChild00(m): 6:24pm On Jun 29, 2013
obadiah777: SOUND TO ME LIKE WE MEN ARE THE ONE WHO NEED SECURITY TIPS. WASNT A WOMAN WHIPPING HER HUSBANDS AZZ ON THE FRONTPAGE YESTERDAY ?

Which kind security tips u want me with 6 packs to have again hmmm?
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by AKO1(m): 6:53pm On Jun 29, 2013
I just find it absolutely revolting that we have to write up security tips for women. Shame on us men.

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by armyofone(m): 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2013
whopping husband azz is different from knowing how to fight intruders.
always make sure you have dried ata we we in your kitchen. have pepper spray around you.
Earlier this week, CNN showed a black guy (intruder) beating a white woman in front of her little kid. The lady's Nanny cam recorded everything. I was terrified watching all blows and real beating the lady received. So sad cry

obadiah777: SOUND TO ME LIKE WE MEN ARE THE ONE WHO NEED SECURITY TIPS. WASNT A WOMAN WHIPPING HER HUSBANDS AZZ ON THE FRONTPAGE YESTERDAY ?
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by okooloyun1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2013
No(2) Throwing kicthen utensils to someone that hold a gun, i dey madt ni!
No(5) Running to an ATM centers; Op most 9ja ATM are station outside d bank premises so am wondering where you go hide and i doubt it if d security will open d gate for u, knowing fully well that you are being pursue by thieves. Seriously most of ur tips might work fine in a more developed enviroment where police response to life threatening challenges on time.
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by WildChild00(m): 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2013
A_K_O: I just find it absolutely revolting that we have to write up security tips for women. Shame on us men.

So what do you want us to do, I should turn myself into a bodyguard?
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2013
They dnt deserve any security tips,when u c a gal wearing vry shot skirt or bomb-shot at late night,what do u expect?God punish dat kind security tips.Sum galz no deserve any security tips,na dem dey kill demself.

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by yuzedo: 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2013
MissYuzedo: Okies am safes in my husband's manshun
Wtf is dis?! angry angry undecided
See, madam, if you ain' giving me straff, abeg just change your goddamn moniker. MODs we have a situation here. Hian!

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jun 29, 2013
ote author=MissYuzedo]Okies am safes in my husband's manshun[/quote]

Cnt wait for yuzedo to see this grin.quietly anticipating.....
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by AKO1(m): 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2013
WildChild00:

So what do you want us to do, I should turn myself into a bodyguard?

Yes if you have to. And on a more serious note, be aware of and absolutely disgusted by the level of violence against women in our society, and fight it whenever you can. Even if it means fighting your violent guy friends.
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2013
yuzedo:
Wtf is dis?! angry angry undecided
See, madam, if you ain' giving me straff, abeg just change your goddamn moniker. MODs we have a situation here. Hian!
:Di talk am.!yuzedo,quit forming, just introduce her already wink wink :

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by yuzedo: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2013
mZ sleeq: Cnt wait for yuzedo to see this grin.quietly anticipating.....
mZ sleeq:
:Di talk am.!yuzedo,quit forming, just introduce her already wink wink :
This person that I'm sure is a guy. Bia, stop dis rough play whoever you are. I'm looking for punny on NL, don't burn my cable! angry
ItsModella:
hahahahahahaha!! so yuzedo now has a gf...interesting grin grin
Huh?! Plis disregard whoever is the devil behind that. Even ordinary nudès I've not seen, talk more going steady. This is a disclaimer, NL SWEET BABES, I AM STILL SINGLE! HURRY & COME GET ME B4 DESPERADOS TIFF ME AWAY! angry so Modella, wuz yo numba? undecided

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by aemmy: 7:41pm On Jun 29, 2013
Finally, Yuzedo don get wife abi na sister! ;

hehehehe...i just can't stop laughing
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2013
WildChild00:

Which kind security tips u want me with 6 packs to have again hmmm?
I GUESS YA SIX PACK IS BULLET PROOF LMAO grin
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jun 29, 2013
armyofone: whopping husband azz is different from knowing how to fight intruders.
always make sure you have dried ata we we in your kitchen. have pepper spray around you.
Earlier this week, CNN showed a black guy (intruder) beating a white woman in front of her little kid. The lady's Nanny cam recorded everything. I was terrified watching all blows and real beating the lady received. So sad cry

SO A BLACK GUY WAS BEATING A WHITE LADY ? WHATS THE PROBLEM THERE ? HER ANCESTORS BEAT THE BLACK GUYS ANCESTORS. ABEG POST THE VIDEO HERE MAKE I ENJOY AM grin grin grin
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by naptu2: 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2013
MissYuzedo: Okies am safes in my husband's manshun

Chei! Chief Sweetus did not invite me to the wedding sad
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by donem: 7:58pm On Jun 29, 2013
obadiah777: SO A BLACK GUY WAS BEATING A WHITE LADY ? WHATS THE PROBLEM THERE ? HER ANCESTORS BEAT THE BLACK GUYS ANCESTORS. ABEG POST THE VIDEO HERE MAKE I ENJOY AM grin grin grin
Prophet Obadiah ma ogar i see u oo.. How 9ja?

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2013
donem:
Prophet Obadiah ma ogar i see u oo.. How 9ja?
MY CHIEF DONEM I DEY OOO MY BROTHER. JUST CHILLIN MAXIN AND RELAXIN ON THIS DAY OF SABBATH. HOW 9JA ? NOT SURE SIR LOL. I HOPE IT IS OK. BUT FROM FRONTPAGE NEWS IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE A LIL ROUGH grin LOTS OF MASS KILLINGS ETC
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by WildChild00(m): 8:34pm On Jun 29, 2013
obadiah777: I GUESS YA SIX PACK IS BULLET PROOF LMAO grin

A threat to anyone.... "Egbe-wagging" u wan try? cheesy cheesy

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Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by SpicyMimi(f): 8:35pm On Jun 29, 2013
ace4luv69: What if d shop u enta is d oga at d tops office for stalkers incorporated?
lool... Had the same thought while reading the post, then realized ve watched too much of Hollywood movies. sad
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 29, 2013
WildChild00:

A threat to anyone.... "Egbe-wagging" u wan try? cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin
Re: Security Tips For Ladies. by SpicyMimi(f): 8:37pm On Jun 29, 2013
mitey:

No, no, no, no. We DON'T want this!

Which one is Miss Yuzedo? Abi did he just do his marriage today?

Abeg, only one Yuzedo is enough for Nairaland, OK?


Later now, we will start seeing Yuzedo Junior, Yuzedo Akpors. Nonsense!!!
lmaoooo!!!

I ve an idea...

We need to protest or probably sue miss yuzedo angry

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