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Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Drseno1(m): 10:06am On Aug 18, 2013
service starts by 10:30
sunday school 10:30-10:45
praise and worship 10:45-11:20
Testimony 11:20-11:45
Bible reading 11:45-12:00
Prayer 12:00-12:30
Sermon 12:30-1:00
Offering 1:00-1:10
Suggestions 1:10-1:15
Close of service 1:15-1:20

Don't be late for service

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Drseno1(m): 10:12am On Aug 18, 2013
#Awaiting the arival of Church members
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Ocutegan(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2013
U go wait taya

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Chimerase(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2013
Prasssssssssssse da lord!

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2013
Mod, why did this make front page na?
It was ignored for over 2 hours because it looks like a joke.
Okkk....What do we learn or get to do on this thread?
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by aitoehigie: 1:03pm On Aug 18, 2013
This church looks empty! Where is everyone? Drops tithe and flees....

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Monimatic(m): 1:03pm On Aug 18, 2013
lets speak in tongues for 10 minutes
zobragagagag lakaquwerr broashsjeecj feeheenekrkf.....still speaking in tongues,
sister biola. please lead the prayer and worship

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Emmysteve(m): 1:03pm On Aug 18, 2013
Hope i am not late? *sign of the cross*

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by kennyonthrone(m): 1:04pm On Aug 18, 2013
Lol! Nd i didnt even go 2 church.didnt knw dia is a service already goin on hia,God indeed works in a mysterious way...... Pastor pls pray 4 me i wanna b RICH

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
huh? undecided

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Gboliwe: 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
This would be chaotic. tongue

Any way,
Chimerase: Prasssssssssssse da lord!

Halleluyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!


I'll lead in worship, who is starting Praise? cheesy
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
Bend ur necks and let's pray cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2013
Lmao!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe OMG!! ROTFLMFAO!!! Enuf laffed! grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy ok e don finsihhh hahahahah eeehhhh! Eh eh eh *sniffs* wipes tears continues laughing while exiting thread.

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Chimerase(m): 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2013
Ocutegan: U go wait taya
grin
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Gboliwe: 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2013
smothly: Bend ur necks and let's pray cheesy
Its not Bend, its bow! angry
When was the last time you went to church? tongue

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Richy4(m): 1:07pm On Aug 18, 2013
How do we give the offering in cash? coz i have not seen account number yet grin

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by teniyi(m): 1:07pm On Aug 18, 2013
What are the facilities the church has? Ladies for free, miracles, good orators and free job and spouse offers. If this are not present, na true say you go wait taya!
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by dokunbam(m): 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2013
can somebody shout hallelujah?
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2013
NA HOW WE GO TAKE DO OFFERING
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Orikinla(m): 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2013
Hallelujah!
I thank God for Pastor Seun Osewa, the General Overseer.

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Gboliwe: 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
teniyi: What are the facilities the church has? Ladies for free, miracles, good orators and free job and spouse offers. If this are not present, na true say you go wait taya!
You should stay behind after service. You need councelling angry angry angry angry and maybe, deliverance cool

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by kennyonthrone(m): 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
smothly: Bend ur necks and let's pray cheesy
Y cant we shrink it ?

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Chimerase(m): 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
Gboliwe: This would be chaotic. tongue

Any way,


Halleluyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!


I'll lead in worship, who is starting Praise? cheesy
its offering time and u de talk of praise angry
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by drstan(m): 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
See na offering time na some people day come church, oyaa, knell down for coming to church late

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Gboliwe: 1:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
Orikinla: Hallelujah!
I thank God for Pastor Seun Osewa, the General Overseer.

I want to laugh but this is serious business. Who did you say is general overseer?

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2013

Offering.
We accept Master Card, VISA, Verve, InterSwitch, American Express. Or you can pay via Paypal.
We also take traveller's cheques, bank cheques (50USD on all returned cheques) and Western Union Money Transfers.

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2013
Please oo, Seun said I should be in charge of offerings, donations and tithe.

God loves a cheerful giver. cool

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by kennyonthrone(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2013
Orikinla: Hallelujah!
I thank God for Pastor Seun Osewa, the General Overseer.
hmmm so na dis small boi gt nairaland nawa ooo Small Oga i envy uuu ooo
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Humanbeans(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2013
can we move this thread to the jokes section

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2013
Gboliwe:

I want to laugh but this is serious business. Who did you say is general overseer?

Maclatunji
Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 18, 2013
Orikinla: Hallelujah!
I thank God for Pastor Seun Osewa, the General Overseer.
_

Is that Seun? Looks like a hot girl!

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Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by drstan(m): 1:12pm On Aug 18, 2013
Humanbeans: can we move this thread to the jokes section
so your church na joke:-):-):-)smiley

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