I no fit shout.

CAMEROONPRIDE: Protestants are the scum of earth

..but Yet they keep on saving souls, healing the sick, casting down evil powers, etc EVERYNOW & THEN.

..WELL, IM SO HAPPY I DONT WORSHIP Mary

Bleach sotey, he dey bleach the shirt join

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Honestly, WHY would a man of God bleach?

funnyx: Honestly, WHY would a man of God bleach?

I wonder ooo

My good people, I greet you all and thank you all for your wonderful comments concerning this latest Nollywood award winning movie.

You have said it all my people , but please permit me to say my mind towards this MORE CATHOLIC THAN POPE attitudes of Nigerians nowadays. Where people are trying to compare themselves to Jesus Christ who bible made us to know that he died and rose up again in three days, yes I believe it even without witnessing it as a Christian and child of God which I am. I can see clearly that our Nigerian doctors are failing us today by not challenging all these fake dead and rose up again saints in our societies today.

I wonder how someone would be proclaimed dead by doctors and after many days in the Icy mortuary he/she would rise again and be bold to tell us that he/she knew that he/she was dead, can anyone tell exactly the time he/she slept last night? No one, But in Nigeria a dead man would tell us how he/she died and all the burial arrangements, and how many of his/her dead mortuary inmates, he/she would recount all what happened from the minute he/she was assumed dead, tell us how the heaven and hell fire look like, the people he/she saw there but will never give their names. I wonder what they are afraid of, by refusing to mention the names of the prominent men and women they saw in Hell fire. They would never tell you how many Nigerians they met in Heaven; does it mean that there is no Nigerian in Heaven?

To cap my comment, I am very ready to bet anyone that no Nigerian will ever visit Heaven and come back to the country again no matter the message and persuasions from the heavenly authorities . No one will ever see where the chieftaincy title ceremony is going on, and decide to attend where they are doing oracle sacrifice. And no Nigerian will ever reach to the Hell fire gate without being dragged in as a guest of honour. Nigerians pray and fast daily to make Heaven,a Nigerian luckily got there and returned back to Nigeria, for what reason? Message from God right? so the ones which the living pastors, prophets, prophetess and priests are giving are false/fake then? Nonsense.

People should stop ridiculing the dead and resurrection of my lord and personal savior, because he is the only living that died and resurrected without the help of any man. Only him is the Way, Truth, and Life. This prophet any day he gets up from his sleeping bed should be invited by the EFCC, he is a big time fraudster, not only chasing around the internet browsers in the cyber cafes. This is a day light scam.

Thank you all. I don’t want him to die o, I want him to stand and face the law. His living and dead will never add nor remove sugar from my KOKO.

denzel2009: Bleach sotey, he dey bleach the shirt join

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loool HE looks like that wrestler gold dust

ajasa4link: a friend of mine on Facebook who attends his church also claims he is alive, but I've told him to prove it,but he is Yet to reply. if truly he is alive,then his alleged death was staged in the first place. If he is not dead,then I put it to you that it's a ploy to gain him more popularity. if they expect us to believe he was dead,then we need a death certificate signed by a rgistered doctor.

abeg leave all des publicity stunt, der is nothin i wont see in des country. Mtcheeeeeew

He looks scary

If we serve God, please let's serve Him, wholeheartedly..


http://www.thegazellenews.com/2013/08/20/incredible-oro-worshippers-hold-funeral-rites-for-pastor-ajanaku/

It may sound incredible but it is true. The late founder and spiritual leader of the Christ Revival Victory Chapel International, Pastor Elijah Iretiola Ajanaku, might have belong to the Oro cult in his lifetime.

Residents of Ikola Odunsi, where Ajanaku lived before he breathed his last on Saturday evening at Gbongan in Osun State, were surprised early Tuesday morning when Oro masquerades went to town in funeral rites for the departed ‘Pastor’.

The funeral rites which began at about 12.30am ended between 3 and 4am.

The Oro worshippers chanted the name of Ajanaku throughout the night. The worshippers marched through the streets of Ikola Odunsi, Ikola Gbenaje, and landed at the deceased’s street, Folarin Williams Close.

They were chanting, “Ajanaku lo, o di gbere”, meaning “Ajanaku is gone forever, adieu”.

Cuteclem: when you feel sad and confused about life there is only one option come to nairaland and laugh away your sorrows I go die was only oppurtuned try nairaland comedians

you are right cos i don laugh tired oooo

Put your hope, your trust and confidence in God...and not in Pastors, Bishops etc. They are human and humans fail..but, God does not.

OlowoTee: If we serve God, please let's serve Him, wholeheartedly..


http://www.thegazellenews.com/2013/08/20/incredible-oro-worshippers-hold-funeral-rites-for-pastor-ajanaku/

It may sound incredible but it is true. The late founder and spiritual leader of the Christ Revival Victory Chapel International, Pastor Elijah Iretiola Ajanaku, might have belong to the Oro cult in his lifetime.

Residents of Ikola Odunsi, where Ajanaku lived before he breathed his last on Saturday evening at Gbongan in Osun State, were surprised early Tuesday morning when Oro masquerades went to town in funeral rites for the departed ‘Pastor’.

The funeral rites which began at about 12.30am ended between 3 and 4am.

The Oro worshippers chanted the name of Ajanaku throughout the night. The worshippers marched through the streets of Ikola Odunsi, Ikola Gbenaje, and landed at the deceased’s street, Folarin Williams Close.

They were chanting, “Ajanaku lo, o di gbere”, meaning “Ajanaku is gone forever, adieu”.

My broda.. where did you hear this cos i stay not far from IKOLA ODUNSI? lets fear God ooo... I dont want to comment before cos its none of my business but i will confirm this tomorrow from a person who stays in the same street/area

Walspring:

My broda.. where did you hear this cos i stay not far from IKOLA ODUNSI? lets fear God ooo... I dont want to comment before cos its none of my business but i will confirm this tomorrow from a person who stays in the same street/area

Ikola Odunsi is my 'base'. Nonetheless, we'd await your FURTHER confirmation, tomorrow.

The street name is Folarin .., right? Closer to Ikola YEYE?

The only way you will get this information out of a man is if you have seriously hurt his ego or made him extremely mad.

Despite what one may think, a man will become uninterested for this very reason. He will never tell you because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. How do you know if a man like your Vaginas? How do you know he does not?

Just because you have a vaginas doesn't mean it’s good, agreeable or likeable to the man you are seeing. Contrary to popular beliefs, women who are skinny have deeper vaginas than women who have big butts. It’s funny because you would think that it’s the other way around, the women with the big butts are the women with the deep canals, but in all actuality the women who are skinny have the deeper canals.

So a lot of men chase the women with the big butts. Perhaps it’s because there's less ground to cover. There is a bottom. If a man can't find the bottom of the canal, then that's a bit of a problem and makes the experience uninviting. He will gladly refer you to the guy who is more suited to go deeper.

Have you ever heard a woman say? "This is not going to work." It’s either one of two reasons: It’s either too big or too small. Have you ever heard a man say? "This is not going to work." Even though we may realize at the point of insertion and one stroke later that, “this is not going to work”. We are going to still try immediate solutions by adjusting the angles or positioning, and if all else fail its Love Machine time. And consequently you'll never hear us say, “It’s not going to work.” Instead, you'll just notice that we’ll disappear. The key here is we are not going to stop in the middle of what we are doing. We can’t stop, because our penisses are on full blast, because our penisses are in full control at this point, and we are the observers. We ourselves are having a conversation with our peniss, saying, "Man you know this isn't going to work.”Peniss says, "Shut up and sit down!" And afterwards when we regain control of our penisses again, we will come to the same conclusion and our penisses will agree, “This is not going to work.” Usually, it’s not going to work because the vaginas is too big or has a bad smell. These are the main reasons that come to mind, too big, too wide, too loose, no bottom. It’s like sticking your joystick in the middle of a Big Gulp! You never feel the sides or the bottom of the cup. It’s like open space. A vaginas that's too small is usually OK and can be worked out on our behalf, but the woman may not like it at first or be able to deal with the initial pain to open her up to the diameter and depth needed. Usually, after a few sessions, women seem to adjust pretty quickly.

As we observe in amazement, it will almost be like there was never an issue of her being too small. That’s the power of the vaginas. A man can never truly out do or out pump a well lubricated vaginas, impossible, as a woman can never control a man’s peniss. In fact, a man can't even control his own joystick. A peniss has a mind of its own at a certain point in time. Usually from just prior to insertion, the peniss is in full control and the man is observing. Contrary to what men think, in the end the womanliness always wins. It’s elastic.

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I don't know much about this man but i think this outfit is weird for a man of God. MOGs should appear in a way that portray them as Lights to our world. And why is there so much controversy when it comes to new generation Pastors. New generation Pastors still need some tutorials on how to match charisma with character- Thank God we still have a few older prophets around- they could check out 4m Kumuyi, Adeboye, Ashimolowo and Gbile Akanni.

i don't know him but all i av τ̲̅ȍ say IS̶̲̥̅ God sholud pls bring him back from Coma amen

emmasege: I don't know much about this man but i think this outfit is weird for a man of God. MOGs should appear in a way that portray them as Lights to our world. And why is there so much controversy when it comes to new generation Pastors. New generation Pastors still need some tutorials on how to match charisma with character- Thank God we still have a few older prophets around- they could check out 4m Kumuyi, Adeboye, Ashimolowo and Gbile Akanni.

Ashimolowo

emmasege: I don't know much about this man but i think this outfit is weird for a man of God. MOGs should appear in a way that portray them as Lights to our world. And why is there so much controversy when it comes to new generation Pastors. New generation Pastors still need some tutorials on how to match charisma with character- Thank God we still have a few older prophets around- they could check out 4m Kumuyi, Adeboye, Ashimolowo and Gbile Akanni.

Adeboye

buklan4real@yah:



cant stop laughing out seriously

bad boi

u are really a bad boy

greatgod2012:


Ashimolowo

u mention Ashimolowo who use to put on necklace and normally barb punk....pls he is totally out of d list.

He should come back and give us his own tale from hell.
BTW, Mr/prophet Ajanaku would have made a better career as a fuji artiste with his exalted bleached skin. #just saying.

Perhaps God want Him to correct some issues.I wish every dead person will have such grace.

Bizibi: Is he really that popular in sw

Not really. Not even a portion of any newspaper page was dedicated to him the day he was said to have died.

Healing d sick Casting down evil powers? ....what about buying jets every now and thenpreaching materialism?PROUDLY HONOURING THE MOTHER OF THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD THAN WORSHIPPING BLEACHED FRAUDSTERS IN SUIT!!

St_Black:

..but Yet they keep on saving souls, healing the sick, casting down evil powers, etc EVERYNOW & THEN.

..WELL, IM SO HAPPY I DONT WORSHIP Mary

Ok

funnyx: Honestly, WHY would a man of God bleach?

u just said my mind. Its strange nd bad.

Hiss....

a fi fun eniyan lati KU leekan soso, leyin eyi, idajo lo ku
kekere ninu oro Mi ki yio koja lo lai se
who is deceiving who?

Even though he come back nd spend 100 years he will stil die is not a big things.